26.

…You're not Alice

…

27.

Sakura glanced at her three lovers as they sat at the dinner table. They ate in silence, which was uncommon. Usually, the kitchen was filled with all kinds of noise – Naruto and Sasuke bickering about something, Kakashi egging the two on, Sakura yelling at them to behave. There was tension. It was especially palpable on the left side of the table where Naruto and Sasuke sat. They both kept their eyes fixed on their plates, refusing to look at anyone.

The incident with Kakashi had been almost two weeks ago and, with every passing day, the tension grew thicker and thicker. Sakura didn't know what to do. Kakashi, who had always felt like an outsider, was finally beginning to feel more at home. He was opening up thanks to a newly-discovered fetish of his. Sakura tried not to think about it too much. She always got rather embarrassed when she thought of how pegging the pervert had resulted in a better understanding between them. The embarrassment, combined with her promise not to tell the other two, was what caused the rift. It had been growing steadily each day, but it wasn't until Naruto had cornered her several days before that she realized just how bad it was. It was the first time he had ever been so angry with her. He had ended up calling her selfish and stomped out. They hadn't talked since.

She tried to hold back her tears, cursing the three men for their stubbornness and stupidity. She wasn't dumb enough to think that she had no blame in this, but there was little she could do without making things worse. Though Naruto was always willing to compromise, Sasuke was too conceited to admit fault most of the time and would lure out a fight if he felt like he was being blamed for something. Kakashi was protective of his insecurities. He would never trust her again if she told him why he was suddenly so into her and he would feel ganged up on if she took their side. But, if she kept his secret as promised and Kakashi didn't tell them himself, they would proceed to get more and more jealous which would obviously have a very negative impact on their relationship. So her only option was to try and convince Kakashi to tell them without pissing him off or making him feel like the odd one out again.

Sakura breathed in shakily. This situation would either make or break them. She glanced at Naruto and Sasuke again. Maybe she was going about it the wrong way. Perhaps forcing Kakashi to admit to something he wasn't ready to talk about wasn't the answer. After all, weren't Naruto and Sasuke supposed to trust them more than this? What were they so pissed off about anyway? They should be happy that Kakashi had opened up to at least one of them and give him some time to process it all. Maybe she should peg them. It would be a fitting punishment for acting like assholes. She glared at the two as they left. They didn't even bother to put their plates in the sink which only angered her further.

"Goddamn sons of bitches." She growled, stabbing her meat. The knife went right through her plate and into the wooden table.

"I'd appreciate it if you didn't demolish our new table."

"Oh shut up, you three broke more furniture than I've ever owned." She glared at him, "We need to talk."

Kakashi frowned at her.

28.

"You shouldn't drink so much." Naruto said, staring at Sasuke in concern. They were both upset, but Sasuke couldn't handle it as well as him.

"Oh, let him drink. It's been ages since we've seen you two." Yamanaka Ino was a sore loser. When she had heard that Sakura was in a relationship with Naruto the Hokage, Kakashi the Anbu Captain and Sasuke the Heartthrob Assassin, she almost fucking lost it. How did her rival ensnare the three most wanted and desired men in Konoha when she couldn't even get one to stay loyal to her for longer than a month? It wasn't fair.

Naruto glared suspiciously at her. "Stay away from him."

"Why?" Ino inquired with a raised eyebrow. "There's already four of you. One more couldn't hurt."

Naruto told himself that she was drunk, but it didn't help. "Shut up, Ino. You don't get it."

"Then enlighten me 'cause no one here understands what the fuck is going on in that house of yours."

"It's none of your business."

"What is it that you three see in her, anyway? What does she have that Hinata and I don't?"

"Don't talk about Hinata."

"Why?" She said again, sounding rather amused. She'd always been the type to enjoy teasing others, but she was too intoxicated to realize she had brought up a rather sensitive subject. "Too coward to admit you broke her heart?"

"Don't."

"She's never been the same, you know. You really hurt her."

"That's enough." Sasuke growled, slamming down his glass of Jack Daniels.

Ino frowned at them, looking hurt. "You all just left us behind with no explanation. All cuddled up in your mansion while the rest of us..." She fell silent, suddenly too emotional to speak.

Naruto was shocked. He had been so caught up in trying to keep his personal life from falling apart that he'd become blind to the fact that there were other people he needed to care for. He was the Hokage for fuck's sake. This was his responsibility.

"We don't owe you anything." Sasuke hissed after ordering another drink.

"Yes, we do. I do, at least. They risked their lives for me, fought beside me, fought for me and still fight to this day. I owe them everything." Naruto whispered.

Sasuke didn't seem to hear him, but Ino did. She narrowed her eyes, "You have a fine way of showing it."

"I'm sorry. You're right. It's my job to care for the people in Konoha as well as those who protect it."

"Maybe you're not fit to be Hokage anymore."

Naruto whipped his head towards her, but when he saw the pain in her eyes, the insults died on his tongue. "I need to clear my head. Think things through."

"Don't hurt yourself." Sasuke replied, downing a shot of vodka.

"You're not helping." Naruto hissed. "I'm going outside for a bit. Need a joint."

Ino perked up at the mention of weed. "In a sharing mood, Naru-kun?"

"No. And don't even think about going near Sasuke. I'll be watching you through the window."

"What if he gets drunk and needs someone to comfort him?"

Naruto glared at her. "Rape is illegal."

Neither Ino nor Sasuke appreciated his joke.

29.

"Do you resent Sasuke?" Sakura asked, staring curiously at Kakashi as he washed the dishes. He froze for one nanosecond before resuming, his back visibly more tense.

"Why do you ask?"

"Well, from your outburst two weeks ago, it seemed as if you're holding a few things against him."

Kakashi sighed. "I guess I do resent him. Truthfully, sometimes I can't stand to look at him without wanting to tear his throat out."

"Yeah, I figured as much. Care to tell me why?" Sakura said casually. She was leaning on the table, head held up by her hand. Her nervousness was only shown through her right leg which she just couldn't keep still.

"Why the sudden interest?"

"Stop trying to turn this conversation around. And you know damn well why. Because Sasuke and Naruto are part of this relationship too, but if this continues they won't be for long. Neither of us want to lose them."

"I'm not responsible for their jealous behavior."

"Yes, you are. That's what a relationship is about. It's not just about sex, drugs and whatever. It's about trust, communication and equality."

"Nothing about this relationship is equal, Sakura. You know that as well as I do. I've seen the look on your face when Naruto and Sasuke ignore you in favor of each other."

Sakura flinched. That hurt. So much for not pissing him off.

"This relationship is running on jealousy, insecurity and the need to run away from everything that hurts. Don't act like I'm the only one keeping secrets. You want to point fingers at someone? Why don't you point one at your precious little prince? He's got his fair share, but no one is demanding anything from him."

This was not going the way she had hoped. "Kakashi, listen-"

"No, you listen. I'm fucking sick and tired of you three brats coming up to me, asking me to fix the problems you made. Every time one of you gets into trouble I have to get you out. But who helps me when I'm in trouble? Fucking no one. You still expect me to solve it, regardless of who caused it."

Sakura sighed. She tried to remain positive. "Are you done?"

"Yes, I'm done. Done with this conversation and done with you."

Sakura ignored the sting of his words. "But I have a plan. And it involves Sexy-no-Jutsu."

Kakashi paused. He couldn't resist the bait. "What plan?"

"Well, if you calm down and talk to me, I'll tell you. And if everything goes accordingly than you, my handsome stud, will be spending the night with not one, but three gorgeous girls." Sakura sang. Kakashi was still facing the kitchen counter so she couldn't tell whether or not her teasing had pissed him off again.

"You're bribing me?"

"I wouldn't call it bribing. More like persuasion. Besides, if there's something you don't want to tell me than I won't ask again. I just want to talk. Deal?"

Kakashi turned around. "For a night with you, female Naruto and female Sasuke, I will tell you anything."

Sakura laughed. "Pervert."

30.

Sakura had grown her hair out since the shinobi war. It was the same length as it had been when he had first met her, but she didn't spend nearly as much time grooming it. The longer it became, the more textured it became, cascading down her back in wavy locks. She usually wore a headband to keep it out of her face or braided it when she had to work, but occasionally she'd put it up in a ponytail.

"So, my guess is that Sasuke's the one turning this into a bigger deal than it should be."

"Tell me something I don't know." Kakashi's eyes were glued to the curve of her ass. She was bent over the table, unconsciously shaking her hips at him as she wiped the table.

"Well, the plan is to lure him out of the fortress he's built around himself." She paused and pursed her lips in thought. "I feel like I'm betraying his trust, but I don't think I have a choice right now."

Kakashi narrowed his eyes. "What do you mean?"

"There are rare moments where Sasuke allows himself to be vulnerable."

"Around you?" Kakashi finished questioningly.

"Yes, maybe around Naruto as well, I don't know, but that's beside the point. We need him to be vulnerable around you." Sakura sighed. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but we want him to submit to you. Both of them."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow. It has always been clear to him that he was the man of the house. He was the alpha, the boss, the kahuna. None of them had ever questioned it… until now. Sakura was right. It had nothing to do with his secret fetish. Naruto, and especially Sasuke, were seeking to overthrow him. They saw him in a moment of weakness and pounced for the crown, but Sakura hadn't cooperated so they mistook their own restlessness for jealousy.

"You're so clever, princess."

Sakura laughed, feeling flattered. "I do what I can. Anyway, what's up with this 'monster' inside of you?"

Kakashi tensed. Squeezing his eyes shut, he forced his anger back down. He shouldn't lash out. He had agreed to this. "I don't what to talk about that."

"Kakashi…" Sakura sighed.

"I said no."

"You also said you would tell me anything."

"I lied."

Sakura glared at him. "Fine, I won't push you, but you need to get yourself under control. You can't go around snarling and attacking us, verbally or physically, just because one of us is bringing up a sensitive subject. You terrified me that night. I don't like seeing you like that."

Kakashi flinched. That… hurt. "You're the ones that pushed me to that limit."

"I know, but you were hard on Naruto and Sasuke even after you calmed down."

"Because they kept testing me."

She ignored him. "And the punishment you gave them was pretty extreme."

"I'm not going to apologize for that. They should've known better than to provoke me."

"Can you at least admit that you have some blame in this? We're all in this together. This is everyone's fault. Including mine."

"Shake your hips a little more and I'll forgive you."

"Kakashi!" She turned around and scowled at him. "I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you. Stop being so…"

"So?"

"So you!" Sakura seemed to know she had crossed a line the moment the words left her mouth, but it was too late. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that."

Kakashi said nothing. He turned away, looking out the window.

31.

"Get off of me." Sasuke drawled.

"I am getting off on you." Ino giggled, clinging onto his arm. Every once in a while she would lift her head and kiss his bicep, thrilled that Sasuke was too drunk to realize it half the time.

"I am not yours."

"You aren't anybody's." Ino retaliated. "Is that why you chose to have three lovers? Because having only one felt too much like a chain around your neck? Is that why? In that case, I can just join your little collection, right?"

"No." Sasuke said simply.

"Why not? Why is Sakura alright, but not me?"

"Because Sakura no longer sees me as something I am not. I am not your knight in shining armor and I never will be."

"I know you're not. Do you really think they are the only ones who see you for what you truly are? Or is it just difficult for you to grasp the thought of somebody else loving you despite of it? I find that hard to believe since you've already got three wrapped around your finger."

"You're really starting to piss me off."

Ino snorted. "So what? It's not like you ever gave a damn about me."

"If it's clear to you than why do you insist on clinging on to me like this." Sasuke ripped his arm away, letting Ino fall to the floor. "I'm not your fucking prince."

Ino began to cry, but it had nothing to do with the bump on her head from where she hit the barstool. "Then who is? And where is he?"

Sasuke sighed, resisting the urge to slam his empty glass down on her face. Where was Naruto? He was much better at dealing with emotional women.

"I don't have the patience to deal with your insanity." Sasuke hissed, hoping she would go away.

"Too bad, not everything's about you." Ino growled back. She wouldn't let up. She was either too drunk to care or she'd grown a rather sturdy spine in the time he hadn't seen her. Either way, she was getting under his skin.

Sasuke glared down at her and swore. She reminded him of Sakura in one of her feistier moods. Sakura, whom he hadn't touched in over a week. Sakura, whom he'd believed was the only woman alive who could grate his nerves likes this. He had to get away from her before he did something he'd regret.

"Weren't you with that Nara guy?"

"Shikamaru?" Ino laughed, "Are you kidding? He's happily married to Temari. Going to be a father soon."

"What about the fat one?"

"Chouji's not fat. He's gotten really muscular."

"Good for you."

"No, good for his fiancée. She's hot as fuck. Got boobs like Hinata." Her eyes grew sad again. "It's a shame. Took too long for me to realize what a great guy he is."

"Don't fucking care." Sasuke snarled. "I'm trying to get rid of you. Isn't there anyone else you can bother?"

"Not really. Hinata and TenTen have become inseparable since Neji's death. The two of them really bonded. There's no room for me with them. And Sakura's left with you guys. Wherever I go, I'm an extra wheel."

Sasuke stared at her. He had already spent more time with her than he was planning to. He had an idiot to find. He paid for his drinks and stood up.

"You're leaving?" Ino looked pitiable. "It was nice seeing you two again. Wish Naruto stayed longer. Bring Sakura and Kakashi with you next time, kay? Tell them I said-"

Sasuke slammed the door closed. She wasn't his problem. He had no reason to feel guilty for leaving her behind. She was a grown woman and she wasn't his fucking problem, fuck it all.

"Where's that fucking moron? I'm going to kill him for leaving me with her."

32.

"Where have you been? I thought you just wanted to smoke?"

"I picked up some more weed and alcohol. We've been running out." Naruto said, smiling. He held up a small plastic bag. "Bought some of that kush you like too."

"You left me with that woman to do something we could've done on the way back?"

"You stayed with Ino?" Naruto narrowed his eyes, suddenly turning serious.

"Yes, and you left to find the Hyuuga girl, didn't you? Think you can lie to me?"

"I didn't lie. I hadn't gotten to that point yet. I was going to tell you." Naruto said, "What did you do with Ino?"

Sasuke glared back viciously, "Are you really going to accuse me of cheating when you ran off to a woman without telling me and then lying about it?"

"I'm not lying. I already told you I hadn't gotten to the point of telling you yet." Naruto said, his jaw tense and his fists clenched. "Now what did you do with Ino?"

"I didn't do anything to her."

"Sitting back and letting her suck you off is cheating too."

"Nothing happened."

"Really?"

"You would be able to smell it if I did."

Naruto relaxed. "That's true."

"I, on the other hand, cannot smell whether or not you fucked the Hyuuga girl. And I have no reason to believe that you didn't."

"I didn't fuck Hinata. I just wanted to talk to her and apologize for being an asshole after she confessed to me. I already have Sakura."

"Do you?" Sasuke raised his eyebrow, "Because it feels like neither of us can touch her anymore without getting our asses bruised by Kakashi. It's been over a week."

"Yeah, that's the longest we've been without pussy since moving in the house." Naruto relaxed. "I didn't sleep with her, Sasuke. I admit that I thought about it, but I didn't. I couldn't."

"Same here."

"We have to talk to them."

"You talk to them. I did nothing wrong."

"Neither did I, but we've got to do something before this relationship cracks."

Sasuke laughed humorlessly. "It's always been cracked, idiot. You're a fool if you think otherwise."

That was not what Naruto wanted to hear. "I fucking hate you sometimes, bitch."

Sasuke sneered. "If it makes you feel any better I thought you looked very handsome when you pretended to be smart."

"Shut up, Sasuke, or I'll bruise your ass on this fucking pavement and I don't give a shit who'll see."

"Rape is illegal, remember?"

"It's not rape if you're enjoying it."

"Right, and it's not cheating if no one knows about it."

Naruto's face fell. He should ignore him and just return to the house, but he couldn't. He was too angry. "I didn't fuck her!"

"And you're not going to fuck me." Sasuke hissed before turning around and heading home. "Roll me a joint for the walk back, idiot."

Naruto exhaled deeply, trying to relax again. Maybe Kakashi was right. Maybe they did spoil Sasuke. Naruto sure as hell let him get away with too much.

"Fucking cunt-whore." Naruto swore as he began rolling the joint.

33.

Sasuke had never told any of them that he loved them. No matter how drunk or high he got none of them had ever been able to coax it out of him. He almost prided himself on being difficult and always felt some kind of strange satisfaction whenever he managed to drive one of them up the wall, Naruto especially.

"You owe me." Kakashi said, glaring down at him. He was standing right in front of them as Sasuke tried to lounge on the couch and enjoy his high.

"I owe you nothing." Sasuke snapped immediately, a lot more intoxicated than he would ever admit. He glared at Naruto, who had fallen for their trap almost instantly. Naruto's Sexy-no-Jutsu form was cuddling up against Sakura, whispering things in her ear that made her blush and unbuttoning her top.

"You practically raped me two weeks ago, trying to tell me it was for my own good." Kakashi pressed, trying to guilt him into doing it.

"Boohoo." Sasuke had never made a big deal out of being the bottom of the three men. He had never told them why despite the sheer amount of jokes they invented to provoke him into doing just that. But, regardless of his reasons, he liked being male and he was going to stay that way tonight.

"You owe me." Kakashi repeated. He took a step forward, his crotch inches away from Sasuke's face. It might've looked comical to an outsider, but Sasuke knew better. It was intimidation. Naruto and Sakura fell silent as the tension returned.

"I owe you nothing." Sasuke growled again, turning away.

"You owe us everything, you ungrateful bitch." Kakashi sneered. "Where would you be if it wasn't for us, huh? On the run, imprisoned or dead. Yet you still think you can walk in with your head high like you own the place. We gave you everything and we can take it away."

"Go ahead." Sasuke hissed, "Just say the word, I'll leave and never come back. You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

"No, I would not." Kakashi admitted, "Change. Now. While I'm still asking you nicely."

Sasuke frowned angrily when Kakashi took yet another step closer. He put out his joint in the nearest ashtray and lazily formed the seals of Naruto's perverted jutsu. He stared down at his breasts, feeling weird and uncomfortable in the unfamiliar female body.

"Happy? I'm going to bed."

"No, you're not." Kakashi grabbed her by the wrists and threw her to the opposite sofa where Naruto and Sakura were cuddled together.

"Fuck you." Sasuke got up and made the seals to cancel the jutsu only to find that she couldn't. She stared at her wrists. The chakra locks gleamed like pretty bracelets, mocking her. "I should've known you'd do something like this."

Kakashi said nothing. He was looking at the way Sasuke's breasts pressed against each other as she observed the chakra locks. He was damn near salivating.

34.

There were times where Kakashi thought about running away, leaving everything behind and see where the road would take him. But then he'd think about Naruto and his smile, Sakura while she blushed, Sasuke as he slept and realize there was no place he'd rather be.

He thought about leaving during his conversation with Sakura. He imagined himself making some excuse, telling her he'd go find Naruto and Sasuke and never come back. But he didn't. Because he loved them. He loved them so much it hurt and it drove him crazy. It drove him fucking insane that they couldn't always be his and wouldn't always do what he wanted.

"You are mine tonight." He told the three naked women in front of him. "Mine. You will do everything I tell you to and, only once I'm satisfied will I release the chakra locks."

He took a long drag from his joint, watching their reactions. Sakura raised an eyebrow, already aware of what was to come, but she unconsciously covered her breasts with her arms. She'd always been rather insecure when faced with Naruto's and Sasuke's buxom female forms. Naruto giggled nervously. She only giggled when she was female and usually when Kakashi was around. She seemed to fully aware of just how sensitive her female body was and just how Kakashi intended to take advantage of that. Sasuke puffed out her red cheeks grumpily, looking sinfully delicious as she pointedly ignored him in defiance. Unlike Naruto, she always denied her female body's sensitivity, making it all the more fun to provoke her with it.

Each of them possessed a different kind of beauty as women. Sakura was the athletic girl-next-door type. She wasn't overly beautiful, but pleasantly pretty. Her sensuality was subtle. His heart always skipped a beat whenever he saw the muscles in her thigh tighten, reminding him of how she's perfectly capable of riding him into oblivion.

Naruto was the bimbotastic pornstar type. Although naturally pretty like Sakura, she looked best with slutty makeup. Everything she did screamed sex. Every move she made caused her big tits to jiggle. She was made to entertain cocks.

Sasuke was the aristocratic diva type. Her face was so beautiful, her body so perfect, her skin so flawless that doing something dirty to her was practically a sin. She was a breathing piece of art. She was made to be looked at, not touch. Touching was forbidden. Which made it all the more fun.

Kakashi was already hard, just by watching their naked bodies writhe nervously under his intense stare. "Pull your knees up."

Naruto and Sakura did what he asked. Sasuke, however, was stubborn. Naruto leaned towards her and whispered something in her ear. Whatever it was, it convinced Sasuke to do she was told.

Kakashi was enjoying himself. It took huge amounts of effort not to grin or smile. If they knew what he had in store for them... "Spread them a little more. I want to see everything."

They blushed as Kakashi stared at their pussies. Three wet cunts revealing that they were more turned on than they let on. Fleshy pink peaches with a sweet pea in the middle.

Kakashi blew out the smoke, hiding his smirk by scratching his chin. "Now, put on a show for daddy."