Chapter Six: A Wild Penguin Chace
"RANGIKU!" Sayuri exclaimed as she read the note on Captain Hitsuigiya's desk. "Shiro this is bull shit! How does she get to skip out on doing this and I am left to do this all by myself!" "It's Captain Hitsuigiya to you! Plus the only piece of paper work she did yesterday was her holiday form." "Show me it now!" Sayuri demanded. Toshiro pulled his top draw open on his desk and got out a form. "Here. This is her holiday form she signed yesterday and her holiday starts today." "That's so unfair!" "She did the paper work at the end of the day officer Kimiko." "IT'S SAI-CHAN!" She growled. " Come on! Do I really have to do this Captain?" "Yup," He plainly stated. She slammed her hand on the desk refusing to do as she was told. She growled, "Do I really have to do this today?" "Yup." "Please Shiro!" "Nope," Toshiro ignored her and pushed her out side of his office and closed the door behind her. She crossed her arms and sighed deeply, "God damn it Rangiku-Chan..." When started walking down the hall way Toshiro called to her. "WHAT!" Sayuri shouted. He popped his hand out of the door with a mop, "Don't foget the mop." Sayuri snatched it out of his hands and walked down the hallway in a huff. "God damn you SHIRO!" While she strolled to her duties, THUMP! She fell on her ass first onto the floor after she had tripped over the mop. As she screamed in frustration, the captain had a smug grin on his face of his sweet revenge.
"Mopping~ Mopping~ Mopping~Lots and lots of mopping~" Sayuri sang as she mobbed the dark swerves under the Senete. It was the only thing that kept her at a calm as she was forced to mop the sewers. She muttered to herself as she mopped , "I'm gonna get you back for this Shiro. I'm gonna get you back..." She busted out laughing insanity. Her laughter echoed through the sewer.
After three hours of mopping she was a quarter of the way done. She sat down for a bit and sighed deeply. Suddenly ceiling started shaking and the sound of wooden sticks being smacked off each other and the low deep voices of men going "Er!" reapeted non-stop. After ten minutes of this racket, Sayuri was back off to work mopping. After hearing the noise, that sounded like a bunch of elephants trampolining non-stop, continued for twenty minutes, her left eye twitched and she screamed, "AHHHHHHHHHHH! I can't bare this anymore!"
Meanwhile above the sewers, "Come on men! You can hit better than that!" Ikakku commanded. "HERRRRR!" They screamed sounding constipated after they wacked their wooden sticks onto each other in their pairs. "Come on!" He pressurised them even more. Behind Ikakku was Kenpatchi standing watching his squad train with little Yarchiru on his shoulder and Yumichika standing there watching. "Kenny, are you alright? You look board," Yarchiru asked Kenpatchi as he watched his squad train. His face had a 'non amused' look. "No Yachiru. I ain't. If this is how my squad fight, then I am quite disappointed to call this my squad." "Aww poor Kenny." Ikakku's left eye twitched as he heard the word coming out of his captain. "COME ON AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!" He demoed violently. The whole squad banged their wooden swords against each other and made more constipated sounds.
All of a sudden a voice came out of no where, " WILL YOU STOP THAT RACKET!" Everyone turned around to face Sayuri who had her head popped out of one of the sewer holes. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO SAY THAT TO US!" Ikkaku exclaimed at Sayuri. "STOP THE RACKET BALDY!" "What did you call me?" He growled quieting his voice in anger. "Hey Yuri-Chan!" Yachiru waved hello to Sayuri. "Hey Yachiru," Sayuri smiled back at the pink haired lieutenant. "She called you Baldy, Baldy-kun," She smiled at Ikkaku. His left eye started twitching. Sayuri commented, " Yup. Now can you stop the racket! They sound like a bunch of kids in the kitchen destroying everything!" Ikkaku grabbed one of the wooden sticks and yelled, "That's it you little shit! Start running!" "Shit!" Sayuri muttered to herself and got up on her feet and started fleeing for her life down the barrics. Her scarf was whipped through the wind as she started sprinting. Ikkaku started chasing after her with the wooden sword in his hands. "COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" "AHHHHH!" Sayuri screamed as she started flash stepping fanticly. Eventually Sayuri and Ikkaku were out of sight.
"Wow. I've never seen Yuri-Chan run that fast in a while," Yachiru told her Captain. Kenpatchi chuckled in his low voice, " I haven't seen someone get on his nerves like that for a while Yachiru." She nodded, "Do we think we should go looking for them Kenny?" " What makes you say that Yachiru?" " I don't want Yuri-Chan getting hurt off Baldy." "Alright if you want to," He agreed. "They went that way!" She pointed out where they both ran off to. So Kenpatchi and Yachiru were out of sight soon enough. " If I was you. I would take a break while you have the chance," Yumichika remarked and pointing out to the division as they were still gob-smacked what just happened. They all nodded their heads and went off to a good long break.
" Baldy! Baldy! BALDY!" Sayuri exclaimed as she kept spriting quickly a head of the bald thrid seat. " SHUT UUUUUP! I'M COMING TO GET YOU KID!" He replied annoyed. For ten minutes now Ikkaku had been chasing Sayuri in the maze-like barrics.
"This way Kenny!" Yachiru pointed out a random dicretion. It was another dead end. They were ablustly well and truly lost, as usual.
Eventually, Sayuri was trapped in a dead end. "Ha! Got you know little shit!" Ikkaku grinned. Sayuri placed her hand on her zanpakuto's hilt and withdrew her. "I could beat the shit out of you with just this stick!"
"Bring it Baldy," She engrouged him. She held the hilt with two hands and had her legs wide apart spreading her weight out evenly. " I am Sayuri Kimiko the fifth seat officer of the Tenth Division. You won't be able to win easily." "I'm a third seat kid. Your duck is cooked," He boasted. "Tch." As the wind started to pick up a grin plastered her face slowly turning into a smirk. She suddenly disappeared from sight. 'SHING~" a blinding light was reflected from the sun. She suddenly reappeared in mid air as Ikkaku held the wooden blade up to guard from her speed attack. She disappeared again from sight then returned into sight behind Ikkaku. His wooden sword was suddenly decapitated into three pieces and pounded onto the ground. "Really... I thought you said you only needed that stick to beat the shit out of me," She smirked smugly. " You little shit..." He gritted his teeth together in anger and withdrew his zanpakuto out of its sheath. "I'll teach you to shut your mouth!" "Prove it..." She taunted him. He swung his sword swiftly at her forcing her to guard. The two fine blades collided with each other as she tried fighting his intense strength as her blade was at the bottle of the two. In he end, his intense strength over powered her defense, as a result, she was sent skidding backwards on the path. She quickly regained her balance. She narrowed her eyes.
She positioned her blade diagonally pointing downwards at a steady slope from her chest with one hand and with her other hands she ran her index and middle fingers down the blade slowly. She chanted, " Judge Thee Michi Masuyo." The blade transformed into having sharp rigged sides on the ice blue blade ,that was now almost transparent, with a long chain that came out of the hilt. Her spiritual energy rose dramatically and was visible as ice fire works all around her. She held the hilt with one hand and pointed it at her opponent. "Judge Thee Michi Masuyo!" She finalised. Ikkaku's eyes widen at her hidden spiritual pressure that was bursting right in front of her. A beam of ice blue fireworks was shot at Ikkaku faster than he could react. He was paralysed for a couple of seconds as the blue fire works surrounded him.
"Hey Kenny I think they went that way!" She pointed out to the blue fireworks coming out of the barrics. "Alright Yachiru." He followed the dicertion of where she was pointing.
A row of raw fish came flying out of her blade and hit Ikkaku in that face. 'SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!' was all that was heard for tens seconds of fish fired at his face. His left eye twitched as he noticed what just hit him. "DAMN IT!" Sayuri exclaimed as sushi was sent out of her blade.
"That was it!?" Ikkaku exclaimed laughing violently. "THAT WAS YOUR SHIKAI!? HOW THE HELL DID YOU BECOME A FIFTH SEAT WITH SUCH A TERRIBLE SHIKAI!" He fell to the floor crying in laughter. "HEY DON'T BE MEAN TO MASUYO!" She cried out.
Meanwhile in the Eleventh division's secret quarters of their Penguin Army, Yoko Sasume, the Keeper of the Penguin Army, went to have a bath. The penguins ,with rumbling tummies, smelt the sushi that was left. The youngest penguin, Barry exclaimed, " FOOOOOOOOOOOD! THAT WAY LADS!" All the penguins smarten their bow ties and got out of no where their shades. "DINNER IS SERVED LADS!" Barry exclaimed again. They all charged out of their secret quarters and all charged toward the near by barrics!
The stone ground started shaking. Sayuri and Ikkaku saw a bunch of black things moving towards them. Suddenly a bunch turned into a full on army. "HOLY SHIT!" Ikkaku and Sayuri shouted at the tops of their lungs in chouras. They looked at each other then back at the army of penguins who had knunchucks and swords at their disposal. The pair of them jumped on top of the barrics wall and started running for their lives. The army of penguins devoured the pile of sushi that was left were Ikkaku and Sayuri were. Barry took out a pair of bunoculars out of no where and scanned the horizon for the provider of this food. He scanned past the running pair then went back and locked his target. "GET'EM LADS! THEY HAVE OUR DINNER!" The penguins were on the chase again after Sayuri.
The penguins chased Ikkaku and Sayuri for a long period of time. Suddenly, Yachiru and Kenpatchi stopped as Ikkaku and Sayuri ran past. "I wonder why they're running?" Kenpatchi asked Yachiru. "Look Kenny!" Yachiru pointed out the black flock of penguins chasing after them. After a minute of the vast army of penguins going past them, she smiled, "We should chase them to Kenny!" He grinned then chuckled, "Alright then." He followed the army of penguins. Now Sayuri and Ikkaku were being chased by a large army of Penguins, Yachiru and the eleventh division captain.
"Ahhh. That was a lovely relaxing bath," Yoko commented to herself whist she walked into the penguin's main room. "Now to feed the little buggers," She told herself. As she entered the room, she walked through the main room like the army was their and told the invisible army, " Lunch Time!" All of a sudden she relesied there was no penguins in the room! "AHHHHHH!" Where did they go! This is a DISASTER!" She ran through the rooms and got herself ready in a panic.
Sayuri and Ikkaku kept running for their lives from the army of penguins, the pink hair lieutenant and Kenpatchi. While the eleventh division were enjoying their strangely long break they saw the event that was en outside of the window. Their jaws dropped and eyes widen. They were there staring out of the window for a minutes and ten seconds until they saw they their captain and lieutenant right behind them. "CHASE THESE PENGUINS WITH US SQUAD!" Yachiru ordered giggling, enjoying every moment of this. The eleventh division nodded as it was their order and got their equipment and chased after the penguins. Yoko saw this as well and chased them along with her division. Poor Sayuri and Ikkaku were now being chased by giant army of hungry ninja penguins, the crazy pink haired lieutenant, their blood thirsty eleventh division captain, a whole fighting-mad devision and the lazy keeper of the penguin Army through the eleventh division's barrics -this was going to be a day to remember for sure!
Suddenly everything came back into order when Yoko called out the penguins, " TEA TIME!" They all stopped and ran back to their secret quarters carrying along their maid with them. Sayuri and Ikkaku looked at each other in confusion. "WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? O.o" Sayuri questioned. "HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK!" kenpachi and Yachiru caught up to Ikkaku and Sayuri. "That was fun Kenny!" "I suppose," Kenpachi sighed in disappointment.
Later that after noon and the penguins had lunch, Yoko went up to Sayuri and bowed. "I'm so sorry what happened Miss Kimiko." "Nahhh! It's fine!" Sayuri replied with a huge grin on her face. "However could I make this up to you Miss Kimiko?" Yoko asked her. "Hmmmmm..." Sayuri thought for a long while. LIGHT BULB! An idea struck her mind. "There's may be one thing you could do," A smug look crawled upon Sayuri's face.
"There all done Miss Kimiko!" Yoko smiled happily. " Perfect!" Sayuri grinned as hundreds of penguins left the sewers with mops in their flippers like soldiers in single file. The sewers had little stars twinkling out of the structure as it was so clean. "Thank you for your help and bye!" Sayuri thanked the short haired black maid as she left with the last of penguins. "Thank goodness that's over..." She sighed. She leaned against the wall and slipped downwards onto the floor so she was sitting. Her head hung from her neck as she was glad it was all over.
"Wow. You have really out done yourself Sayuri," A voice complimented the spotless sewer. "Huh?" She replied opening her eyes and raising her head after her long nap. "You did a really good on the sewer Sayuri," she looked up it was Hitsuigiya. "I guess so Shiro. I guess so..." she mumbled wanting to go back to sleep. " I didn't expect this standard," Toshiro kept complimenting 'her' work. "Mhm. Piss off now. I'm sleepy. Me want to sleep. Bye bye," She told him straight to the point and dosed back off to sleep.