Maikou: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all.
Sai: It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE that's done the right way!
[The Death Battle Doors close and open to see Boomstick walking through the Screwattack office]
Boomstick was walking into the Death Battle office to finally solve his own personal dilemma of who would win between him and Wizard. He burst through the doors of the office and located his brainy counterpart, taking aim.
FIGHT!
Wiz held up his arm to block and ducked just before Boomstick pulled the trigger, blowing up the stuff Wiz was working on and ricocheting some pellets off of the robot arm as he stayed put behind the desk. He used his metal arm to see around the corner of the desk to see Boomstick slowly approaching and used his robot eye to analyze his opponent.
"Subject: Boomstick. Status: Hostile. Weak points: Liver is weak due to alcohol abuse. Left leg has weak balance and stability."
Wiz quickly and silently snuck around the desk as Boomstick approach. Turning, the one-legged redneck realized his target was not there. Quickly glancing to the left and right, he saw nothing and was about to continue on. Suddenly, Wiz jumped out from behind him and smashed him in the back of the neck with his metal arm, stunning the larger man and allowing Wiz to kick the shotgun leg, sending him to the ground, face first. Quickly spinning, Boomstick took aim with his gun leg and fired, but, knowing that was coming, Wiz was already prepared and quickly brought his arm up as Boomstick pulled the trigger and deflected the bullets.
Quickly, Wiz got back up and tackled Wiz to the ground, smashing the butt of the shotgun into his face, before being punched in the face with the metal arm, knocking him off of his opponent and onto his back. Once again, he aimed his shotgun leg, having dropped the other one, aiming for Wiz's leg, firing and successfully ripping off a bit of flesh from his leg, stopping the director of Death Battle in his tracks.
He fell holding his leg as Wiz went for his discarded shotgun, but Wiz quickly grabbed his leg and pulled him back a bit, punching him in the small of his back. This momentarily stunned him, allowing Wiz to try and reach for the shotgun himself, But Boomstick quickly brought his head up and smashed Wiz in the jaw, causing him to stagger back, then he kicked him in the stomach with his shotgun leg, knocking him to the ground and allowing him to grab the shotgun. Wiz looked up just in time to see the barrel of the shotgun in his face.
"So long, buddy." Boomstick said, pulling the trigger, blasting Wiz's brains out of his head.
K.O!
Sai: Sad as it is, all friendships must inevitably come to an end.
Maikou: Wiz was smarter and could certainly outsmart Boomstick, but after living out in the woods and fending for himself on ridiculous meals he has to hunt down on his own.
Sai: Just like Blanka!
Maikou: He was tougher and has more experience than Wiz and his superior arsenal ultimately triumphed.
Sai: This fight was a blast!
Maikou: The winner is Boomstick.
Sai: Next time on Death Battle (Which will be by Maikou).
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