Jeremy wasn't sure why he did it. He wasn't gay. At least, he was pretty sure he wasn't. Maybe he was... Jeremy groaned out loud.

'Jeremy, be more chill.'

'Why?! I, a straight male, just kissed my gay best friend. Who I called a loser and abandoned at a party a little while ago. What is wronge with me?'

'You were both high. I'm sure Michael will understand.'

'But what if he doesn't? What if he gets mad? I don't want to lose him again!'

'Are you sure you are not gay?'

'I mean... I think.'

'Maybe you should talk to some people from the, ah, LGBTQ community? You could be... what's the word? Into both genders?'

'Look, I would know if I were bisexual. I would have figured it out in my 12 years of friendship with my GAY BEST FRIEND.'

'Okay okay. I was just suggesting something to try Jeremy. It could help calm you down, after all.'

Jeremy sighed and didn't respond. He wanted to make some sort of smart ass comment, but he couldn't think of anything at the moment. All he could think was maybe the SQUIP was right. It had been right about everything before this. Why wouldn't it be right now? Jeremy hadn't even realized he had walked all the way back to his own home until he was right in front of the door. He sighed, and decided maybe he should go see one of Michael's moms. They could probably help, and he was pretty sure one of them was pan or something. Jeremy unlocked the door and snuck inside, not wanting to alarm his dad. He crept upstairs after locking the door again, and quietly opened his bedroom door. He softly closed it before throwing himself onto his bed like an over-dramatic Disney princess. He let out a small groan, before his thoughts started back up again. Maybe he was gay? Kissing Michael was pretty nice. And Jeremy had to admit, he had always kind of wanted to do that. But he had never been into guys before! And he wasn't gay for Michael! That's just weird! It's not like he was into the whole retro stoned gamer thing. And Michael wasn't his type! He had never been into people with Michael's dark caramel skin, or his deep dark chocolate eyes. And the way Michael painted his nails black all the time! Or how Michael always had to wear that cute headband thing or a bobby pin cause his hair would always fall into his eyes. Or- Jeremy cut his thoughts off right there, because they were beginning to sound very against what he had been saying before. He wasn't gay! But maybe his SQUIP was right. He could be bi. But again, he was pretty sure he would have figured that out by now. And the whole kissing thing! Should he even bring it up with Michael? Or was Michael high enough that he would forget it tomorrow. Or Jeremy could always blame it on the weed. He knew they had both done some weird shit while high. But again, he could just say he didn't remember.

'Jeremy, again, calm done.'

'I don't know how!'

'Michael will be fine. We have more pressing matters at hand. Like the upcoming formal dance at your school.'

'I can't think about Christine right now.'

'Well then go to sleep and we will discuss it in the morning during your pushups. I don't care if you were high, I know you thought about sex at least three times during and after that kiss. You will make it up to me tomorrow.'

'Whatever.'

Jeremy rolled over, and was out before his SQUIP could continue to torture him anymore.

Yes I'm doing a half chapter. I don't know, I just wanted to do Jeremy's POV but I decided I didn't want a whole chapter because I can't make Jeremy deny his gayness that much. This was definitely a weird chapter to write. I'm to gay for this. But hey, I wanted this. And I promise the dance thing was not just a random thought I had. That's a huge part of the story that I've had planned for a while now. But yes, chapter 6 should be out soon. And Steampunk Wilson to answer your question, they have experience playing video games while high. And I never said they got very far. They sort of died a lot.