It's James Patterson's birthday today! He wrote the Maximum Ride series! Maximum Ride is a mutant with wings, AND SHE CAN SERIOUSLY KICK BUTT. This is the third frickin chappie of Demigods of Texas: Why I Am Not Sane. Enjoy it, my fellow phoenixes! (MAJOR House of Hades spoilers. BEWARE, PHEONIXES.)

Response to Reveiws:

peaceloveandmooshrooms: It's kind of like the whole 'Katie being a legacy of Herobrine' bomb. In my story, Hawkfrost won't be as evil. Maybe just a little bit evil. MOOSHROOMS FOREVAH!

Leafshine: Hawkfrost, Darkstripe, and Jayfeather have always been my favorites. In every series, my favorite character is either evil or emo. It's always true.

DISCLAIMER:

QuazDren: Someone has to say it.

Leo: NO.

QuazDren: Bro, I will throw you in my fish tank.

Leo: YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

QuazDren: OH YES I WOULD. *Throws Leo in fish tank*

Leo: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SISTER! *starts coughing up Dalmatian Mollies*

QuazDren: Yo, Hawkfrost, you wanna say it? You're my favorite character from the Warriors series.

Hawkfrost: Sure. QuazDren doesn't own me, Warriors, PJO, HoO, Minecraft, the Kane Chronicles, or Tard the Grumpy Cat.

Leo: *Still coughing up fish* HE DIDN'T SAY IT RIGHT!

Hawkfrost: *Jumps onto Leo while he is still in the fish tank, while QuazDren happily watches her half-brother being mauled by a cat*

Leo: I SURRENDER! I'LL STOP TALKING!

Hawkfrost: You better shuddap.

QuazDren: CHEERS TO MY HALF-BRO SHUTTING UP! *drinks glass of Kool-Aid, partying in the Dionysus Cabin with Dakota and Hawkfrost*

Chapter 3: YOU'RE A FRICKIN BLOOD OF THE PHAROAHS?

Llano, Texas. Llano Elementary, Fifth Grade. Raven's POV.

Callie's still speechless. Vivian is holding on to her acorn necklace and making the Egyptian sign to ward off evil. I'm still wondering what the heck is going on. I slightly feel like barfing up my guts right then and there. Herobrine is real. For all I know, the Kane Chronicles could be real, too. Vivian might have actually seen Nico at Alcatraz. But that would mean…Oh, god…NICO IS ACTUALLY FRICKIN GAY! Holy. Frickin. Nards. And all my friends know that…If Nico is really real, HE'S GONNA FRICKIN KILL ME. WITH A STYGIAN IRON SWORD. HOLY FRICKIN NARDS. As I was panicking inside, Vivian finally spoke up. "Uh, well, um, just gotta tell you something. Me and Lyndsey tried to contact Camp Half-Blood." I looked up and scowled. "You think that's gonna help, Vivian? I might be a demigod. I might be the blood of the pharaohs. I might even be a frickin Warriors cat, for all I care." Vivian looked down at her dragon amulet. "Yeah, about that, I'm the blood of the pharaohs. I found out last night. This is my djed amulet. I'm a follower of Apophis, the dragon serpent." I just stood there, looking a little stupid. Apophis is the guy who wants to swallow the sun, and HE IS THE FRICKIN GOD OF CHAOS. Then, something, or someone, ran right past us. As me, Viv, and Callie watched, we realized that, hey, NICO DI ANGELO JUST RAN PAST US! As he was running, something was chasing him. Oh my god…is that a cat? What the heck is going on? WHY ARE ALL MY FAVORITE BOOKS COMING TO LIFE?

March 19, 2014. Llano, Texas. Nico's POV.

I saw the daughter of Poseidon almost get attacked by the guy with glowing eyes. I don't know how time slowed down and sped up, all I know is that we have more than one half-blood to bring back to camp. As I was looking around the school, I saw a daughter of Apollo, a daughter of Hermes, a daughter of Aphrodite, and a daughter of Hades. Now that was just bad luck. Three children of the Big Three all in one place, plus a ton of other half-bloods should've brought in more monsters. There must be a barrier of some sorts that guards this place, or all the half-bloods would've been eaten. There was no satyrs to alert the camp, which was crappy. I looked back at the shadows for a second, and saw two glowing eyes staring back at me. I drew out my sword, approaching whatever was back there. Suddenly, the creature leaped out of the shadows, and I realized it was a cat. But not just any cat, this was a spirit. It had amber eyes that were full of ambition and bloodlust, and it had battle scars all over it. This cat was bad news, and it seemed to not be affected by my sword. I started running, and the cat started chasing me.

Somewhere in Louisiana. Kayla's POV.

I woke up in a cold sweat, my heart racing. Stupid Perseus Jackson slept through everything. I slapped him on the head, instantaneously waking him up. Percy jumped up, and yelled, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" I crossed my arms, and replied, "I had a dream about a cat that's my brother." Percy looked confused, so I said, "His name is Hawkfrost. He's evil-looking." Percy shrugged, and said in a sarcastic tone, "Oh, sure, that explains everything." I sighed, and told him about the dream. Percy was still confused. "So you're saying that your brother is Tard the Grumpy Cat?" I, once more, slapped him on the head. "My gods, you can be VERY annoying sometimes." Percy smiled. "It's my specialty." I scowled. "We're almost to Texas. Right now we're in Louisiana. You think you can get us a ride across the Gulf of Mexico?" Percy shrugged. "I can try." We asked the taxi to stop, and we paid the driver the buttload of money we owed him for driving us from New York to Louisiana. You could've sworn that dude's eyes flashed with dollar signs, and he sped off without a second glance. What he didn't know, was that the money was an illusion. That's one of the perks of being the daughter of the Creeper King, you can make things look like they're actually worth something. When I turned around, Percy had summoned two of those…what do you call them? Hippocampi. Yeah, they got the short end of the stick when it came to names. Me and Percy hopped on their backs, and began the long ride to Port Aransas, Texas.

I started typing this after I posted the last chappie, but my computer stopped working, which was a crappy situation. I decided to go to sleep and try it out later, and, well, I'm listening to music from my TV, and the people said it was James Patterson's birthday! HIP-HIP-HOORAY! *the Maximum Ride and Witch vs. Wizard crew starts dancing*

Gazzy: BOO-YAH!

Whit: Why am I even here?

Wisty: I don't know.

Angel: I WILL FORCE YOU ALL TO DANCE! *uses her super-awesome mind-control powers to make everybody dance gangum style*

Maximum Ride: ANGEL! NO GANGUM STYLE!

Angel: Sorry…

Fang: This is stupid. I don't even know some of the people here.

Iggy: SHUDDAP, EMO BOY. WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINING.

Gazzy: Iggy, wanna blow stuff up?

Iggy: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!

Wisty: Isn't Iggy blind?

Fang: Yes. He is. And he's still a better cook than Max.

Maximum Ride: I would argue, but it's true.

Nudge: YAY FOR MAGAZINES!

Gazzy: SHUDDAP, NUDGE! WE'RE TRYING TO BUILD A BOMB! *small explosion causes everyone to evacuate*

Well…that didn't go as planned. REVIEW, PHEONIXES.