Author: "AUTHOR NO-AAAACHOOO! ... I'm sick... but no1curr, so I'd best stop whining. For those of you wondering, when I say Vegeta, I mean the planet, not the character. Why would I just randomly throw Vegeta in here when not even Goku has had a line yet? Alright, let's get on with the actual noting.

This chapter will make all of you die-hard Saiyan fans and experts want to go to your garage and get a chainsaw, because this will screw with everything you ever knew and believed. Though, finally, FINALLY, you're gonna see some action! Actually, I'm kidding about that, but it will get tense! There's also a joke around here that some of you might find questionable, but hey, all in the name of comedy. DONE. Read, review, follow, fave, do whatchu wanna do."

Lost Origin: A Saiyan's Quest

Assistant: "Sire! The two Saiyans and their friends are going to outer space! They're going to rebuild Planet Vegeta!"

"Perfect. Let them get started on it."

Assistant: "But what if they succeed, sire?"

"I want them to rebuild it. So I can then crush their dreams as I crush their heads. Hehehe..."

Assistant: "Ah! Excellent plan, sire!"

Chapter 33: The Death and Life of Vegeta

After greatly enhancing her powers, Andromeda gained the ability to rebuild planets previously destroyed from the ground up! Once she told the news to our Saiyan heroines, the two (specially Scorzette) became excited and joyful of having the opportunity to visit their home world again. Sakura, Scorzette, Andromeda, and Ninomiya embarked on a galactic trip in Andromeda's space ship to rebuild Planet Vegeta, for the sake of our heroes... and in the name of SCIENCE!

Sakura: *looking back at Earth* "Wooow! The Earth is so beautiful! It looks so colorful, and shiny, and-"

For a brief second, Sakura saw another planet behind the Earth. It appeared and disappeared from her sight too fast for her to gain any details on its appearance. However, she could tell that the planet was enormous, at least 10 times the size of the Earth! She blinked rapidly and checked again, all to no avail as the giant planet was not there anymore.

Sakura: "Wha... what was..."

Ninomiya: "Huh? What's wrong, Sakura?"

Sakura: "Oh, it's nothing... probably just my imagination. Tee-hee!"

Ninomiya: "Ah... well, OK. If you're feeling sea-sick... or, well, space-sick, just tell Andromeda, she'll know what to do."

Sakura: "Will do!" *Ninomiya walks away* "(What was that...? Am I hallucinating? Maybe...)"

It was a strange sight indeed, but all Sakura could do now was just ignore her vision and focus on the trip ahead. In minutes, Planet Earth was completely out of sight, and eventually, the Sun also became out of sight. With the incredible speed at which the ship was going, Andromeda estimated that the trip would last around 31 hours. Why 31 hours? Because 24 hours are overrated.

30 hours, 59 minutes later...

Andromeda: "Hm? Aha! Do you guys see that?"

Scorzette: "What, the debris?"

Andromeda: "Yeah, where do you think it's from?"

Scorzette: "Wait, but Planet Vegeta was burned down, not blown up."

Andromeda: "The surface was. Then the heat caused the core to explode. THAT'S where the debris comes from."

Scorzette: "Oh, well that makes sense. Didn't know that's how it work-WAIT, no, let's stop talking and get building! I CAN'T WAIT!"

Andromeda: "Eccentric one, aren't you... Anyways, you guys go to the exit elevator. The ship has an oxygen field surrounding it, so don't worry about dying horribly."

Scorzette: "Even if there wasn't, us Saiyans can breathe in outer space for a couple of minutes."

Andromeda: "Yeah, so can I, except I can breathe forever."

Scorzette: "... show off."

Ninomiya: "What... is there ANYTHING you people can do that I can do as well?!"

Sakura: "Eat cupcakes?"

Ninomiya: "Sakura, you're not helping."

Once they were done with their chit-chat, our heroes went outside. Andromeda began releasing energy from her hands, which gathered the debris into a circle. This debris began spinning rapidly and clashing with itself. With each impact, a pile of debris began to take the shape of a sphere, a very hot one at that. This was the core of the planet. More and more debris came together, forming the different layers of rock and magma that composed Planet Vegeta. After just 15 minutes of the spectacular show that was happening in front of our heroes eyes', all of the debris that was previously scattered was united once again. However, the process was not complete. Even with the planet taking shape, it was still a lifeless rock, with no seas, no vegetation, no oxygen, and no color. The planet was not done, but neither was Andromeda. She then proceeded to cover the planet in a strange force field. It was actually a Time Layer, used to speed up time tremendously. Suddenly, oceans began to take shape, followed by a diverse vegetation. With it came oxygen, CO2, and several other elements that formed Planet Vegeta. Finally, the Time Layer disappeared, allowing for organic life forms to now exist in Planet Vegeta.

Sakura: "That was beautiful! I'll never forget this moment!"

Andromeda: "Phew! Alright, it's finally done. I just need to get my camera, my notebo-AAHH!"

Scorzette: *holding Andromeda's shoulders* "LAND THE SHIP. NOW."

Our heroes went back into the ship and prepared to land on the planet. The ship headed into the planet, breaking through the atmosphere. As they approached the surface, they could make out some seas and forests, then mountains, trees, until the eventually landed into what seemed to be some plains. As soon as the ship came to a complete stop, Scorzette ran outside like a maniac, screaming in happiness. Sakura and the others tranquilly followed.

Scorzette: "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD, YES!"

Sakura: "So this is what my home planet looks like... it's beautiful!"

Andromeda: "Well, this place is a lot prettier than how the books portray it."

Scorzette: "Again, your books only have information on the North-Western region of Planet Vegeta. That region looked like hell from all the fighting and war that went on, but this is the South-Western region, the region I was born at. Well, minus the lack of houses and stuff."

In the books, Planet Vegeta was a red, dark planet with very little oceans and plants to speak of. The skies looked blood red and cloudy, it was mostly rocks, and the only two races they knew lived there were the Saiyans and the Tuffles. However, our heroes could instantly disprove that, as the skies they were witnessing were a cheerful pink with only a couple of clouds. There was grass, trees, flowers, bushes, mountains, lakes, even some small animals!

Sakura: "Bunny!" *pets bunny*

Ninomiya: "Sakura, that bunny has shining purple eyes and rather buff-looking legs. I'd be careful if I were yo-" *kicked by bunny* *bunny goes back to Sakura*

Sakura: *continues to pet bunny* "See? He won't hurt you if you're nice to him!"

Andromeda: "I've gotta write that down! Alright, so, purple-eyed rabbit with strong legs. I'm gonna call you... Oculus Anthocyanin Leporidae, a.k.a. Purple-Eyed Rabbit, and I'll note down not to piss it off or it will kick you in the face. Hey, look, there's some more over there!"

Ninomiya: *gets back up* "Oooowww... wait... if there's animals around, is there any possibility that Saiyans and/or Tuffles will also be wandering around?"

Andromeda: "Nope. My Time Layer can only go so far. Give it a couple thousand years and monkeys will start evolving."

Ninomiya: "Oh, that's a relief... wait, do monkeys in here transform, too?"

Andromeda: "... they might...? Whatever the case, there's no moon yet, so it's not like they can right now. And now that I think about it, I should probably start working on the moons in here before all the water in the world starts acting up..."

Sakura: "Isn't gravity supposed to be a lot stronger in here?"

Andromeda: "I cast a gravity spell on our shoes last night, so we won't be affected by the obnoxiously pressuring gravity this planet actually has."

Ninomiya: "Neat... hey, look, birds. I wonder if they're as vicious as the rabbits." *birds come down and start head butting Ninomiya, throwing him back and forth*

Andromeda: "It's like they're playing volleyball with him! And they look like toucans, so I will call them... Volley Ramphastidae!"

Meanwhile, somewhere close to Planet Vegeta...

Assistant: "Sire! It appears our victims have finished rebuilding Planet Vegeta!"

"Excellent. Start the engines. We're heading their direction."

Assistant: "Of course, sire!"

The ship where these mysterious characters were located began its engines. It was headed towards Planet Vegeta! In order to get there as fast as possible, the assistant's boss, unrecognizable due to the lack of lighting and the dark cape he wore, opened a hyperspace portal in front of the ship! With the portal, it would only take mere minutes to reach Planet Vegeta.

Back on Planet Vegeta...

Andromeda: "Man, the books were completely wrong on everything about Planet Vegeta! This place is crawling with wildlife, vivid environments, beautiful atmosphere, and best of all, extremely low global-warming!"

Scorzette: "Can't judge a book by its cover, and now you can't judge them by their content either. Which means books are useless now."

Sakura: "So... do we go digital?"

Scorzette: "Did that a long time ago."

Ninomiya: "HEEELP! WOLVES IN HERE HAVE A LOT MORE TEETH THAN THE ONES ON EARTH! AND THEY BREATHE FIRE!"

Andromeda: "So they're like dragons?"

Scorzette: "Oh, just wait till you see REAL dragons!"

Ninomiya: "IS NO ONE GONNA HELP?!"

Scorzette: "Maybe they're trying to rip your tail off. Oh, wait, you don't have one! They'll go for the closest limb instead, LIKE YOUR DAMN LEGS!"

Andromeda: *sigh* "Sakura, just go help him..."

Sakura: "On it!"

Sakura rushed towards the angered wolves. It seemed as though she was going to start fighting them, but as soon as she got close to one, she began petting it! By doing so, the other wolves recognized Sakura's peaceful intentions and stopped, formed a line, and were all happily petted by Sakura. Ninomiya took the chance to run back to Andromeda and Scorzette.

Sakura: "Alright, I'm back!"

Ninomiya: "Sakura, how come you're so good with animals yet you love to eat meat so much?"

Sakura: "That's like asking why isn't every pet owner a member of PETA. I'm not torturing them, I'm just living off of them. Cats eat fish, but other cats don't discriminate them for it. It's a food chain. Besides, meat is crucial in a healthy Saiyan diet! You know, with our excessive way of eating and such."

Scorzette: "... (Damn, she's a lot smarter and a lot less naive than she looks...)"

Just as they finished their conversation, a massive shadow appeared. When they looked up, our heroes saw a spaceship, much bigger than Andromeda's! The ship landed close to their position, opening its gates. From them came two beings - a tall, muscular, dark cape-wearing man; and a much shorter individual to his side. They slowly approached our heroes, giving them a clear look of both their faces.

Tall man: "Why, hello there, strangers."

Scorzette: *looking worried* "Who are you?"

Tall man: "My name... is Emperor Frostbitter. And this is my assistant, Ango."

Scorzette: "Frostbitter... you don't mean..."

Frostbitter: "Does the name 'Frieza' ring a bell?"

With just that single word, 'Frieza,' everyone shuttered in fear and turned to a defensive position. After that, it only took seconds to notice Frostbitter's blue-violet skin tone, the huge pearl-like object sitting on his forehead, the stripes on his skin, his evil red eyes, his reptile-like tail as he removed his cape, showing his sharp claws on his hands and feet. There was no doubt about it - Frostbitter belonged to the same race as Frieza!

Scorzette: "(No way! This can't be happening!) Are you one of Frieza's?!"

Frostbitter: "Oh, Frieza, what a fool he was. He let his obsession with power get to his head. When he faced those other Saiyans and Humans back in Namek, he could have killed them instantly. But no! The idiot had the bright idea to toy around with them, always giving them a chance to strike back. And before he knew it, he was lying on the ground, dead. Had he killed them on the spot, he could have accomplished his goal. But I won't make the same mistake."

Sakura: "What do you want from us?!"

Frostbitter: "From you, oh, not much. Just your worthless lives, that's all."

Sakura: "Grrr... why?! What have we done to you?!"

Frostbitter: "Nothing. I just hate Saiyans and humes with a burning passion. My goal is to seek and kill each and every last one of them! Call it vicious, call it insane, call it whatever you want. It won't change the fact that that's what I'm here for."

Scorzette: "Ngh! Andromeda, Ninomiya, you two go back to the ship. Litua and I will have to fight this guy."

Andromeda: "Alright, I'm gonna start rebuilding the moons in case Sakura needs to transform. Be careful, you two!"

Frostbitter: "Ango, go on back to the ship and enjoy the view. But pardon me if I disappoint, because this show will be over before you even realize it started."

With these final words, Frostbitter turned himself in an offensive pose, preparing himself to fight Sakura and Scorzette! What kind of extreme power does Frostbitter posses? Will our heroes be able to stop him? Find out next time on Lost Origin: A Saiyan's Quest!

To be continued...

Bonus skit

As told by his master, Ango returned to the ship to enjoy the fight. But on his way there, we discover that Ango's luck is as bad as Ninomiya's.

Ango: "Yes, sire!" *starts walking towards ship* "Emperor Frostbitter will have no problem dealing with those two Saiy-" *kicked by Purple-Eyed Rabbit*

Purple-Eyed Rabbit: "Hmhm. Hm. Hmhmhmhmhm. Hmhm. HM!" *commands other rabbits*

Ango: *gets back up* "Oh, god, that hurt... WHO DARES KICK EMPEROR FROSTBITTER'S ASSIST-" *kicked several times*

Purple-Eyed Rabbits: "HMHMHM!" *metaphorical gang rape*

Ango: "AAAAHHH!"

Volley Toucans: "Baaah! Baah. Baaaaaah. Bah. Babah. BAAAAHHH!" *attack Ango*

Ango: "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, MY LORD?!" *gets inside ship* *closes door* "Phew... I managed to get away from those vicious beasts..."

Fire-Breathing Wolf: *breathes heavily* "Grrr..."

Ango: "... just end the chapter already..."