Rosie and Alastor were finding Sans' new quirk to be absolutely hilarious. From a scientific point of view, Alastor was curious about what would happen if Sans was hit by the rest of their magic, what would happen if he was hit with one of their magics while he was under the effects of the first and how long do the effects last.
Those questions could be answered over time, when Sans was done working off the aftereffects of the sudden change. Rosie and Alastor may find this hilarious, but they still cared for the guy, he was their lost, homeless brother after all. So while they were enjoying getting to know this side of him, they were also keeping track of what appeared to be going on with him.
Sans apparently has the potential of every version of themselves, because they personally exist outside of their timeline. Because they shattered their connection with their origin realm, the core of their existence was no longer solid in that one form of existence. Sans was technically all versions of Sans, or so they were theorizing. It is also possible the guy was just able to shift into a Sans that his core is familiar with, such as Lust Sans/Dipper from Lust Falls/Tale.
Which was another thing Sans originally forgot to mention, he could have controlled the machine to send them into worlds he knew they would find entertaining but chose to leave that detail out. Considering the guy was helping them get back to their personal worlds, he wouldn't say much of anything, but he could take them anywhere he had already explored, and apparently there were a lot more worlds that Sans hadn't mentioned before.
This Lust personality was a bit more open to talking about the more sin filled worlds he had visited before getting dragged into this whole situation. Alastor knew why Sans didn't mention them, they had nothing to do with getting the rest of them home. But they were already randomly jumping back and forth between worlds, what is so wrong about dropping in on a couple extra worlds?
After dinner, everyone decided to return home, the Northwest family had wound up a blushing mess from the combined effort between Rosie and Sans' new personality. As Sans offered to fetch some home movies from Fin, Rosie was ecstatic to know their new friend was nice enough to let them watch some videos he recorded throughout his infinite lifetime. Alastor was not surprised when Chiron, Elise, Ink, nor any of the local residents wanted to watch videos with them.
Sans warned their companions, while their companions warned the rest.
Though Alastor didn't agree with the forced nature of the videos, (as he found forcing himself upon a woman to be beneath him) he did find watching him do these things, as well as seeing what all another him was capable of doing to the many girls he both knew and didn't. There was even a girl or two he recognized from Piedmont shown, he recognized some bullies and friends alike. Now he wonders if his version of Hannah had that dick shaped birthmark under her left breast as well.
The scenarios were really entertaining. Rosie rather enjoyed watching all new ways for her brother to take every woman in Gravity Falls. The tentacle potion had the effect of making each of Fin's limbs split into five tentacles that didn't appear to have a limit in length, while his tongue and dick were also transformed. Rosie could only imagine her brother doing that to herself, and it made her a bit jealous that her alternate, as well as plenty of the girls in that timeline, got to experience it. Rosie wondered if that could be copied with the right spell so either she or her brother can do something new to their girls or just to spice things up. Worst comes to worst she was sure they could use shadows to mimic being held and fucked by tentacles, though she was sure they wouldn't be able to enjoy any creampies like those girls experienced and that might take some of the fun out of it.
Watching as her brother, as the only male in Gravity Falls, got a golden ticket to fuck whatever girl he wanted to, and it being illegal to deny him sex, was kind of fun. Especially when they figured out that he had mass produced a drink that turned all men into women, which means that Fin could screw whoever he wanted whenever he wanted. They even watched as he threw a female Robbie down and put a load into her. While Alastor could question Fin's taste as while female Robbie wasn't ugly by any means she still looked too much like Robbie for Alastor's taste, he did find it amusing at how submissive she became after things got started and didn't last after one load. Rosie giggled and imagined both of them taking this female Robbie, her brother dominating her while forcing the sex changed victim to lick her out while Alastor filled her up.
The third and final tape Sans had grabbed from Fin, showed Dipper going full barbarian. He was about eight feet tall, built like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and claimed every woman in Gravity Falls as his own. They even got to watch as several boys tried to take some girls back from him, Robbie trying for Wendy, and Nate for Tambry were the two shown. Fin allowed the two to fight together, and even allowed Lee to help them, before he bloodied them all, before he crushed their hopes and dreams. The fight was so one sided it wasn't even funny…scratch that, it was because Rosie and Alastor couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. They have seen some one-sided beatdowns in Hell but it was still funny to see weaklings think they have a chance.
Fin raped Tambry right in front of them, before doing the same to Wendy, though because Wendy threw such a tantrum, Fin proceeded to strap her into a special stockade, and allowed the denizens of the town and woods have at her. Jeff was the first to take the chance he was serious in the offer for them to use her, and after, it just snowballed. Rosie and Alastor were able to watch Wendy be forced into a 'public use' role. While it was a surprise for them to see one of their favorite girls end up in such a position, they knew she could at least handle it even when the Manotours took a turn. Not that they would even do something to what they perceived as theirs as the two were very possessive of their things. Maybe they can do that to some poor fool that annoyed them too much. "Maybe we can have Robbie be placed in a stock like that for others to play with?" Rosie suggested to her brother as they watched.
"Would he be in his normal body or a female one?" Alastor asked with a grin.
"Either we can swap between every other day or have the person pick," Rosie offered. "We can even make a bit of money off it."
Alastor sighed, "we would have to ask Fin if he has any potions for the job and a world where we can do it without too many headaches. I don't want to deal with Wendy begging us to let him go unless he fucks things up badly."
"We could offer her a free round…with either sex," Rosie said as a 'compromise', causing Alastor to snort in amusement.
Sans nodded off to sleep part ways through the tentacle timeline, his clothing shifting to his usual garb. So, it was normal Sans that was leaning his head onto Rosie's shoulder as he slept, leaving her and Alastor to finish watching the movies.
Rosie will admit, it was hot watching her brother take over the town as if he owned it already and do as he pleases. They might not like rape, but when Dipper shows the entire town he owns them, and crushes any and all opposition, especially when she has a version on each side, it does kind of get to a girl. Plus, she was sure more than one of his 'victims' wouldn't mind him taking them if it wasn't such a hostile takeover, but she might be biased.
Obviously, the two moved Sans to a more comfortable position, up on the main floor couch, so they could return to enjoy the rest of the movies privately. Fin was really creative in some of his methods to rule, and they may have picked up a tidbit or two for enjoying themselves in their own world, or the next chance they have a little more private time.
As Sans was waking up, he took notice of his return to his usual thought process, and chuckled. Checking over himself, he noticed that his clothing was back to normal. With a sigh of relief, he went about making breakfast, before everyone woke up for the day.
As breakfast was finishing up, Dipper and Sans were out in the yard, Sans giving Dipper some advice and guidance on how to fight with the magic he got. Dipper was ecstatic to learn how to fight without transforming, while Plagg also got some training.
Plagg was able to coat himself in some of the magic he got from being fused with Dipper as he was fused into Blight, and that allowed for him to use more than his usual destruction ability. He could coat himself in magic and act as a magic bullet.
Mabel had made the mistake of going to wake up Rosie and Alastor and found them in a rather inappropriate position. Though she had accidentally admitted that Alastor was hot, because Rosie messed with her with the use of her silver tongue.
Rosie always found it fun to tease younger her, she was just so adorable. Ignoring how narcissistic that sounded, both Rosie and Alastor found their younger selves adorable, especially in this timeline, where they could get Dipper to stand there and talk about how hot Queen Bee was.
Dipper was willing to admit that when he was hugged by both Queen Bee and Ladybug, their tight spandex suits being the only thing to separate their bodies, he had a reaction. Rosie got him to admit that he might have had a dream or two about them, both together, as well as separately. Sans mentioned to Rosie and Alastor the night before, he believes that because Dipper hasn't met Queen Bee outside that one point, he hasn't been able to connect her personality with Mabel's, so until Dipper gets to hang out with the yellow heroin in person, he will continue to have an attraction to her.
Bee's and Bug's magical suits will continue to prevent him from making the connection between their counterparts, allowing Rosie and Alastor to keep teasing Mabel over her brother developing feelings for her, because she couldn't tell him that she was Bee, if she wanted to keep being Bee.
Pollen had a few choice words for the two of them when they had Mabel alone, but they managed to also embarrass her, with talk of her with Plagg, making her slip Tikki's name, giving the older twins a little more teasing ammo for the little kwami.
In the end, both Mabel and Pollen were absolutely red, apparently no one of any race was safe from the two's teasing.
As the day moved on, Alastor and Rosie began to stay close with Mabel, as they noticed some strange occurrences happening around them. The air crackled with something apparently only those magically sensitive could sense, and it was focused around Mabel.
Chiron had been spending his time with both Elise and Pacifica, as he noticed the same thing happening with Pacifica. Sans and Ink were helping with the fair Stan was setting up, so they weren't close enough to notice, and before any of them could see if Sans knew what was happening, seeing as he has the most experience here, there was a sudden shift as Dipper asked Pacifica if she wanted to spend time at the fair with him.
As Pacifica smiled widely, and nearly shouted yes, before calming down to avoid embarrassing herself, she said a simple, "sure Dippy, I would love to spend time with you."
The space around the three snapped, before crackling, and with a final pop, Dipper, Pacifica, and Mabel were gone. But because they had been keeping a proper eye on them, Alastor and Rosie had just enough time to latch onto Mabel, who had Pollen in her sweater collar. Chiron managed to grab Pacifica, as Elise was on his back, Tiki sitting in her purse. Dipper was falling through whatever this was alone.
Leaving Sans and Ink to wonder what the hell happened to all their friends, as time around them began to glitch and shift. Someone was fucking with time it looks like, and Sans sighed as this also limited them with their actions.
Sans existed outside of time, while Ink was partial chaos magic that didn't exist within the logic of time. So while they were both fine, the rest of the world was glitching, and shifting. Their presence shifted something that was supposed to happen, and it was most likely something to do with the kids traveling to the past. And someone, possibly even Time Baby himself, was messing with things to fix the issue.
Sans scoffed at whoever was doing whatever, as he and Ink found a certain time cop, and stole his machine to go hunt down their friends through time. They wanted to have fun as well after all.
Through the three wormholes between the points in time, Chiron was once again freaking out and going full god mode to protect the two girls, as Alastor and Rosie were doing the same with Mabel. The group only hoped that Dipper and Plagg were okay, seeing as the two didn't have one of them helping them.
The issue with this, is that the wormholes were meant for just one person, so while the two groups were using their magic to protect their charges, the magic was also being condensed and squeezed through the hole, and since the rifts in time weren't actively trying to hurt them, just pull them along, the magic barriers were not really needed.
The magic users were never faced with this kind of situation before, the closest experience was when Ford backstabbed them and tried to launch them to their deaths. Alastor still argues they would have survived though, he and Rosie both were under the impression that the demons of the nightmare realm weren't as scary as Sans made them out to be.
Sans told them that Bill's minions weren't the only threats there though, there were more, and some were just as powerful if not slightly stronger than Bill himself. Alastor only smiled at the challenge, even as Sans mentioned he wouldn't be able to kill some, seeing as they drew form and power from the dimension itself. This didn't sway Alastor as he felt his pride wouldn't let him back down from any sort of challenge with any powerful being.
This time however, there was no attack, just pulling someone through, while they were trying to protect them. It might not be the same as with the fusion, but Pacifica and Mabel were getting some magical runoff from those that were protecting them, in a similar manner.
Their doppelgangers being there helped filter the magic from the Dippers, but it was all the same in the end. Pacifica and Mabel were getting coated in the magical energies from their counterparts like Dipper had. Alastor and Rosie were the only two thinking clearly enough to realize this however. So much for not altering the realms too much.
As the team of seven were spat out, they wound up on a cliffside overlooking Gravity Falls. And the four otherworlders could tell, this was the Weirdmaggedon that their friends spoke about. Floating loudmouthed triangle and everything.
Oh Joy…
Dipper gasped as he looked at his friend and sister, both looked ready to throw up, even as lights traveled along their bodies. Rainbow colored for Pacifica, while a mix of reds and blacks for Mabel. As the others got their looks at the surroundings, Chiron focused on healing the two girls of their nausea.
Alastor couldn't help but smile at his first view of this event. This might just be fun.
They heard the laughing of a demon on the chase as they saw Bill reaching for someone. Dipper reacted rather quickly and ran off to help whoever Bill was after, leaving the others behind.
Pacifica and Mabel, though still nauseous even with Chiron's healing, followed along as they did their best to stay focused, Chiron with Elise on his back was not far behind. Alastor and Rosie looked at one another, and with a shrug, followed along.
Time to see how fucked up things can really get.
Bill Cipher was floating towards the two heroes, his goal being that stupid box with the other miraculous within. As Black Cat was about to jump forth and attack, they were all caught off guard by a small boy appearing in front of the demon, "heya."
Bill got as far as blinking and raising his hand, before he had a broken beam from a nearby fallen house jammed right into his eye. "I guess this meeting was beaming, with potential."
Bill ignored the pun, seeing as he was still screaming in pain over a large stick being shoved into his eye. "WHY Is it always the EYE!?"
The older Black Cat jumped forward and made a swing at the demon, as the older Ladybug threw out her yoyo to catch and pull back the young boy.
Dipper blushed as he was caught in the arms of a Ladybug that was older than the one he knew. The feeling of being in her arms brought forth the memory of when his Ladybug hugged him, and caused him to wonder how much the suits buff them. Because in both instances, there wasn't much in the way of muscles on her arms, however, he does know that Ladybug is strong. Food for thought.
Dipper hopped up as he watched the older Black Cat fight against the weird Demon. Though everything came to a stop when they started to hear chuckling. Alastor and Rosie were standing off towards the back and laughing at the fight before them. Bill finally got the drop on Black Cat as he was distracted when looking back to see who laughed.
Alastor smiled cruelly. "You should hit him again. I am sure the fool helped you get here, so letting him get hit a couple more times is the least we can do."
Bill actually laughed at that. "Well, you look like a fun person. But I got to ask, what are you doing here, and who are you?"
Alastor's smile spread wider than humanly possible, as his teeth all sharpened. Flames began to flicker from his eyes as they gained a red glow, the skin along his temples gaining red glowing cracks. His fingers began to turn black as red cracks began to form along his hands, somehow flowing over his sleeves, which began to look dim in color as the cracks traveled along them. "I am a simple student of a demon, the Radio Demon in fact. One that has seen and dealt with the darkness of sin and most importantly…a better deal maker than you."
Bill narrowed his eye, he was about to say something, if he wasn't smacked in the face with what could only be seen as a meteor. And standing in front of him, was another weird being, this one looked to be half deer and half man. His coat looked similar to the night sky, constellations flowing from front to back as the muscles underneath his skin flexed. If the ripped shirt was anything to go by, he jumped into this form quickly in order to help, and boy did he have some antlers on him.
Bill managed to catch himself in the air and turned back to the group. "That was rude! I was about to talk here? And what is with you crazy humans and going for the eye?"
"Videogames have trained us well," Alastor joked with a grin, standing next to his counterpart.
"Plus it's a big target," Rosie added cheekily. "It just screams 'stab me'."
Bill gave her an annoyed look, "again rude."
The older Black Cat had managed to get back up, though he was not looking very happy to hear the one boy mocking him and calling him out on his screw up, he still had to put fixing his mistake above his own pride. The older Ladybug stepped over to him. "Is what that boy said true, did you really help this demon that murdered all our friends, enter our world?"
The older Cat sighed as he looked down sadly, but before he could answer, Bill answered for him with a laugh. "Well of course he did, he was my inside guy this whole time. He would have even been one of my henchmaniacs if he hadn't betrayed me to get into your pants. He sacrificed his place in all this, after all the work he put into causing it all, just so he could have his little bug."
Ladybug was grinding her teeth as she looked at the man, hugging the box containing the miraculous of all her friends tighter. Each of their friends worked hard, fought bravely, and died to end this madness. And Black Cat was the cause of everything, their blood was on his hands.
Dipper scoffed. "Yeah, doesn't sound like a promising start if I do say so myself."
Ladybug turned to look at the boy, who appeared to have telekinetic powers, along with teleportation if she had seen correctly, and was about to frown, before she noticed the little black kwami sitting on his shoulder.
Plagg was the one to shout at Bill. "Things are really different this time, demon. We are magnitudes stronger than the first time I faced you."
Bill chuckled darkly. "I hope you are, because that just makes it all the more amusing when I crush you and take those miraculous, as well as the rest, getting two cats for the price of one."
Alastor and Chiron stepped over to stand alongside Dipper, Mabel and Rosie stood with Alastor, as Elise and Pacifica stood with Chiron. Dipper raised his right hand as he shouted the activation phrase, suiting up as Plagg dropped down behind him in his full panther form. The older Black Cat stared in shock over what the boy looked like, as well as the fact that Plagg also transformed.
Pacifica and Mabel looked nervous as they shifted their attention towards their counterparts, the older heroes, as well as Dipper himself. They still felt queasy, doing their best to not hurl on the floor, wanting to transform and help fight, but knowing that Dipper, and all four of the counterparts that came with them could handle the demon before them. Sans already talked about him with them as far as they could tell.
Bill chuckled again as he noticed the power boost this new Black Cat had, while the power in the other humans wasn't something to scoff at either. "Well, since I am getting pushed into a corner here, how about I show you all something really fun."
Bill snapped his fingers, causing images of his cipher wheel to appear and float in midair as the henchmaniacs, the ones that all of the older miraculous users had died to defeat, appeared before them. "This is Weirdmageddon, the party that never ends, with a host that never dies, and as long as I am here, this party will go on and on and on. And what kind of party, or host, would this be, if I didn't bring back my guests? Now my henchmaniacs, get rid of these little heroes again."
As Alastor and Rosie just smiled cruelly in their sinner forms, their forked tongues sticking out past their fanged grins, Chiron began to focus his own magic, causing small meteors to circle his fists, as Elise's were encircled by stars. Neither Alastor nor Rosie were worried and eager for the conflict to start. Not to mention they were confident that Chiron and Elise could handle themselves and not let anything happen to the others.
Turning to notice the lost and broken looks upon the older forms of Black Cat and Ladybug, Pacifica and Mabel frowned over everything. "Tikki, spots on!" "Pollen, buzz on!"
Dipper looked over in shock after hearing that, coming face to face with the Ladybug and Queen Bee that he knew… and fantasized about on occasion. Ladybug more so than Queen Bee, but he now has to face the facts that he had drooled over his sister… Yeah, Dipper has some self-reflection to do, as well as a bit of slamming his head against the wall.
Pacifica, while still wearing the mask, was now wearing a red dress with black spots, the front of the dress was slit open, showing she was wearing black tights underneath, as well as red gloves that covered to just past her elbows.
Mabel, also still wearing her mask, was wearing bell bottom pants, along with a bell sleeved shirt, that looked straight out of the seventies. Her color and design were pretty much the same, but her outfit screamed 'Mabel', more than the last.
Both however, were wearing belts that were not belts. The 'belts', while looping around their waists, looked to be the legs of the large insects on their backs. The ladybug Tikki, and the bee Pollen. Both still held a small resemblance to their kwami form, Tikki was shorter and had a shell protecting her back, while Pollen looked a bit taller and no shell covering her wings.
Tikki looked around as she opened her shell and began to fly, bringing Pacifica along with her. "I can't seem to let you go."
Alastor snickered as he observed the two. "You two obviously didn't gain enough power to form separately, leaving you guys as you are. Focus on getting used to the new additions, this pathetic excuse for a battle is perfect to just wing it."
Rosie tapped Dipper on his head. "Keep it all inside for now, and let it all out when we are done here. We can talk this out afterwards, while you are all safe and cozy at home."
The three kids were a little lost, though Mabel had a thing or two to say to her brother about some of his past words about her, that she could now get off her chest. The three decided to heed Rosie's advice and wait till this whole situation was handled, to talk through their personal issues. Pacifica decided to ask Tikki to keep them airborne so they could get used to the balance it required.
The Henchmaniacs began the fight, Teeth laughing like a maniac as he rushed forward causing the older Ladybug and Black Cat to tense up. Rosie, being the target of the attack, scoffed as she opened her parasol, catching the demon on it and locking his mouth open. "You know, there are better ways to ask for a kiss."
Rosie smiled cruelly as she spun her umbrella, though instead of spinning Teeth in circles, the edges of her weapon cut the front teeth out of the mouth, effectively cutting him in half. "Take that as a lesson to do better."
Rosie turned to her brother. "I hope this isn't what Sans was so scared of, these guys are as threatening as a bunch of squeaky toys."
Alastor chuckled as he answered her. "As pathetic as they all are, I should point out dear sister, Sans was a normal little boy without any help or magic, after he was broken spiritually. As a twelve-year-old, noodle armed, weak human boy, he killed two of them on his own. If we use too much of our power, this will be over too quickly for our taste. William there might be the only one worth fighting."
Bill glared heatedly at the name Alastor used for him. "Call me that again, and I will show you how strong I am."
Alastor smiled wickedly. "Will, Willy, Wildred, Wilson, Wilkins, William, Billiam."
Black Cat finally snapped. "Will you brats take this seriously!"
"Why?" Alastor asked him in a tone as if the adult Black Cat was a bothersome child that kept coming up to them for snacks. "Because you are too weak to handle this nor mentally about to adapt? Doing so would be giving him what he wants and I refuse to bow to anyone that has not earned it. Now forgive me Willy," Alastor said, turning his attention back to Bill. "I might have lost my train of thought. Where was I? Or would it be better if I start over?"
Cat had been watching these kids step up to this fight like it was any other, like they knew the outcome, like they knew they were going to win without trying. These demons took everything his team had, and it cost them their friends to kill these demons, and Bill showed he could just snap them back with ease. Cat has been feeling worse and worse every second that passed, and these kids were acting like they were on such a level above them, this was just another Tuesday.
As if it was them instead of him from the beginning, no one would have died.
Black Cat was crying at this point, glaring at both sides, getting angrier and angrier over everything going as it was. He had been manipulated into creating all this, lost the trust of the woman he loved, lost his own trust towards himself.
And yet these children step into the fight, and instead of helping him with a plan, they step in to solve the issue, like he was the child and they, the big shot heroes that were stepping in to clean up his mess.
Cat stood up as he flexed his fingers. "I will…"
Alastor laughed at the man, cutting him off. "Really, you are too funny. Do you think we care how you feel right now? You created this mess, you fucked up, and now, we were dragged here to fix it. And I will have you know, you tried to murder us in another time, so you have no one to blame but yourself, in all accounts of your misery here."
Zanthar jumped up, trying to capitalize on the distraction Black Cat unknowingly caused, before Chiron jumped to meet the demon in his descent, and with a single punch, the demon who must not be named, was shredded apart by dozens of meteors out of nowhere, that shrunk back down and continued to circle Chiron's hand. "This might have been a challenge if we were still human, but we have grown to accept what we are. I am a demigod of mother earth, and father sky, and I will not allow some backwater, two dimensional, hobo demons take over my dimension, no matter what timeline I'm in."
Dipper turned to look at Black Cat. "If you're my predecessor, I feel slightly disappointed."
Dipper jumped into the air, before he disappeared in a blink, popping up behind Keyhole, whispering "cataclysm," and blinking back to his previous spot. Keyhole began to disappear slowly from the center of his chest outwards, showing that Dipper poked him before he shortcutted back.
Rosie pouted. "Are we taking turns dispatching these things, does that mean I wasted mine on such a boring kill? Damnit."
"You get points for protecting the girls dear," Alastor said to try and make her feel better, but all this did was make her pout more.
Eightball became annoyed at their remarks, with a roar, he made a jump for the still airborne Pacifica, causing both her and Tikki to panic slightly, causing both to throw their hands up, a yo-yo appearing in each hand, before subconsciously launching them with reflexes built up over the summer. As Eightball was faced with the four yo-yos, there was a sudden rush of rainbow colors that ran along the strings, before the yo-yos themselves burst with celestial magic and disintegrated Eightball.
Mabel gasped as she turned to Pollen. "Let's fly too Pollen, it looks so much fun!"
Pollen shrugged, and as she tried, they found her wings not being strong enough to get much height. Though the next thing they knew, Pollen became unbalanced and instead of aiming up, she aimed forward. Dragging Mabel along at high speeds, right into Pyronica.
Mabel and Pollen gasped in slight fear, before Mabel put her fists up, reflexively summoning her own weapon, only for both her hands to have one, while Pollen learned from Tikki's demonstration that she could summon the weapons as well.
The end results were Mabel and Pollen ramming into Pyronica with four stingers, and going right through her as she disintegrated into chaotic motes of unknown magic. Pollen turned around and regrouped with the others to find Rosie standing there with a proud smile. "Looks like Pollen enhances your speed, while Tikki allows Pazi to become airborne. Fascinating."
Alastor chuckled, "it also shows how much the four of us Dippers make such a difference when it comes to the magical runoff."
Rosie pouted at her brother, before throwing the parasol and impaling Kryptos dead center in the middle of his tiny eye. "That's what you get for picking on me."
Alastor stuck his tongue out at her, only for her to bite it, before he pinched her underboob, which she responded by slapping him on his ass. "Control yourself, we have an audience." "You started it."
Kryptos became petrified, before falling apart into a pile of bricks as the weapon dematerialized and reappeared in Rosie's hand. "And I may just finish it later if you behave."
Bill growled as the reviving of his minions was proven pointless, seeing as they were either too stupid, or too weak, to handle these new foes. "You know, kitty cat, I could make another deal with you. You can have your spot within the group back, you can even keep your miraculous, and as soon as I take the miraculous from the other two ladybugs, you can keep her as a pet. All I ask in return, is you being my henchman once again."
Black Cat glared at Bill. "You used me, took advantage of my pride, played with my emotions, and destroyed my home. Why would I ever wish to join you once again?"
Bill rolled his eye as he snapped his fingers once again, causing the return of the henchmaniacs that were killed. "Because these guys appear to be having trouble handling these idiots, and if you don't help me finish this little fight, you will all die, including your little bug. But if you help me end this sooner, you can at least keep her alive, and have her all to yourself."
Alastor and Rosie pouted as the old geezer looked to be considering it. Alastor scoffed, "Don't tell me you are even considering this offer? As a dealmaker myself I find it insulting that you are even thinking about it. He isn't even offering you anything of value."
"Not to mention we're winning," Rosie added boredly.
Black Cat glared at them, "how dare you treat this like a game? After everything he did, what he is capable of. We can't-"
But Alastor cut him off before he could start ranting, "okay, this is getting pathetic. Well, more pathetic."
Alastor lifted his left hand, pulling his sleeve back revealed a plastic bracelet that looked to be a tube filled with a strange black liquid. Rosie looked at it, poked and pinched it, before looking her brother right in the eye. "Why do you have a bracelet filled with Ink's ink?"
Alastor chuckled, "well, dear sister, our nerdmance as you so kindly put it, has given us the idea to experiment with some chaos magic."
As Alastor spoke, Bill began to pay more attention to him. "Ink does hold chaos magic, and he is able to split himself into infinite separate copies, as long as there is a drop of ink left to him, but have you ever wondered what would happen if he released his control of a small portion. That small portion would allow someone, like myself, to assert dominance over, and control it. So, with this, I can fuse with someone that has a compatible core to myself. Such as another me, or maybe…"
Alastor gave Rosie a pointed look, as the girl smiled widely. "Me?"
Rosie squealed as her brother nodded. Alastor and Rosie held hands as the bracelet burst open, coating them both, and squeezing them tightly together, twisting and turning, before settling down and taking a similar if different shape to the two.
As the person took shape, gaining color once again, they looked decidedly like an older version of a more feminine Alastor. They were wearing the top half of Alastor's suit, and the bottom half of Rosie's dress. Their hairstyle was similar to Alastor's, though a ponytail down his back was contributed by Rosie. They were slightly taller, their face shape was more aligned with Rosie's though it had Alastor's sharp features. The only other thing worth mentioning, would have to be the fact that they still held the demonic features they had when separate.
The adult Black Cat and Ladybug starred in both horror and disbelief at what they just saw. Dipper was reminded of when he fused as Black Cat with his counterparts except looking from the outside. He glanced at the girls, "when I did that with the others was it weird or freaky looking?"
Pacifica shrugged while Mabel gave a wave of her hand saying 'so-so'. "Maybe because of everyone else adding to it?"
Then the combined creature gave a moan that honestly made the group uncomfortable. "Oooh this is good." They cracked their neck and examined themselves. "Not what I expected but this feeling. I don't think we've ever been closer before. Not even sleeping with each other felt like this."
"Ewww," Chiron muttered while Elisa added, "We didn't need to hear that."
"There are children present!" the adult Ladybug gesturing to the three youngest members of the group here.
"Oh we can say worse things," the fusion said with a laugh. "The stories we can share with everyone here."
"Well aren't you a freak," Bill said, looking almost impressed. "If it wasn't for the fact you were so rude and annoying before I would offer you to be some of my minions."
The fusion scoffed, "like we would join someone as annoying and easy to tease as you. Plus these guys aren't worth anything compared to me."
"True," Bill admitted with a shrug.
"Heeey!" his minions moaned at the disrespect from not only their opponent but their boss as well.
"Then prove yourselves!" Bill shouts, growing in size, his eye flaming, while pointing towards the others. "You now have even less targets to mess up with!"
The minions took this incentive and charged at the group. Black Cat and Ladybug got into fighting stances as they saw their opponents attacking. "Get ready!" Black Cat ordered, not noticing the looks from the others of the group
The fusion shook their head and looked bored. They started walking forward at a simple pace, not concerned at all. "Do you happen to know the definition of insanity William? It's doing the same action, over and over again and expecting shit to change." They glanced up at Bill who was studying them. "So when these weaklings came at us when we were separated and got easily defeated to an embarrassing degree, what makes you think they can take us now?"
The minions took no notice from the fusion's calm attitude nor him speaking with their master. Not even when it stopped and reached out as if grabbing something. "These minions are too easy to even toy with…like this."
And the fusion pulled their hand back and suddenly it wasn't empty anymore. A swirling red mass seemed to gather and spill from the claws but it was the connecting streams that were coming from the minions that got everyone's attention. The streams seem to pull and disconnect from the minions, making them stumble over themselves, their bodies gaining a darkening shade before breaking apart as if they were nothing but ashes. Everyone stared in disbelief, even Bill looked surprised as the fusion straightened up and held the swirling mass before they crushed their claws, forcing wisps out and fade into the air. Black Cat fell to his knees staring in horror at what he just saw. "What are they?" he whispered.
Bill narrowed his eye as he gave an exasperated sigh. "In my defense, they were supposed to try harder. But I guess you shouldn't send a minion to fight a boss."
Bill increased his size to twice of what it was, wound up for a punch, and as he threw it forward, there were suddenly hundreds of fists raining down on the fused being.
Alastor/Rosie just scoffed, realizing the plan before it was even made. Bill didn't know enough about them, so he planned to ensure a hit by using an 'area of effect' attack. If they dodge, the others would be hurt, so they had to expend the energy to block, or just take the hit.
Though Bill probably didn't realize option C was available, and is what happened, seeing as a rainbow colored wall appeared before them and stopped all the attacks.
"Are you done with this shit?"
Those native to this time were all staring in shock. Chiron sounded bored as he held his hand up, not even breaking a sweat as he held off all of Bill's might. "I guess you forgot that Al and Rose weren't the only people here for you to fight. Or maybe you're just dumb enough to actually do so. I don't really care."
Bill blinked as he began to use the same trick on his other arm as well and just began to punch away at the barrier keeping him from doing anything to his targets. Bill growled as he increased his size further, multiplied his arms more, and began to turn red and black as he roared at the young demigod that stood in his way.
Alastor/Rosie just watched bored, though they had used their own shortcut to pop up behind Bill, who has yet to stop punching the barrier. The older Cat and Bug were still staring in both awe and shock over the strength of the barrier, as Pacifica and Mabel huddled behind Dipper, hugging the boy tightly after the initial scare, and just hadn't let go of him since, as Elise looked ready to take a nap as she draped herself over Chiron's shoulders.
"Definition of insanity, though he is a crazy dumbass, so maybe he is the definition of insanity?" This was beginning to feel like taking candy from a baby, levels of boredom now. Bill had been hyped up by Sans and Ink both, as this end of the world doom bringer, and this was just disappointing.
Sans had a lot to make up for with this.
Bill froze when he heard this, before his eye began to bulge, before it and part of his head burst out in a literal explosion, showing a hole where the fusion floated behind Bill. Their hand was still raised and smoking, showing they fired some sort of spell that injured him. Bill wasn't down for long as he shifted and turned around and now glaring at them. "Hey! I'm the backstabber here!"
"I was more a back blaster than stabber," they corrected with an amused grin. "But tomato-tomata and all other clever word choices."
Bill growled and pointed right at them, firing an energy blast that covered not only their entire body but the whole street including several buildings. The blast ended seconds later showing nothing but a crater where the street once was. Before Bill could gloat, someone tapped his shoulder, "what you aiming at?"
Bill turned but a glowing slash came from the fusion's hand and split him down the middle. He fell apart before coming back together getting more pissed off. "You Don't Want to Play This Game Little Demon!"
"Oh I think I do," they countered, jumping back to avoid the building Bill tried to drop on their heads. "But please…make this entertaining."
At the group Chiron slowly lowered the barrier but kept his guard slightly up in case Bill tried again. Dipper glanced at him before gesturing at the group, "Shouldn't we…I don't know, help them?"
"Why?" Elise asked. "They are doing fine and just playing at this point."
"This is serious!" Black Cat shouts, pointing to the pair 'fighting'. "Bill is trying to end the world! He can't be stopped alone."
Chiron and Elise both raised a brow at him as they said, "does it look like they need help?"
The group looked back to see Bill seemed to be caught in some sort of energy field outlining his body before flying to the side and smashing face first into the buildings, bouncing as if he was a pinball. It didn't help that his opponent was simply jerking their hands like a conductor at an orchestra, sending him flying and if they were next to them the others would no doubt hear them humming a tune. Black Cat opened his mouth to object when Ladybug placed a hand on his shoulder, "let them handle this."
Black Cat looked at her stunned, "but…"
But she shook her head, "they are having a much easier time then we were at the moment. I rather have Bill dealt with and everything on the path to getting fixed up than to fight more than we need to."
"Knock, knock"
Everyone looked around in a bit of confusion as they were looking for the new voice. Bill in particular was looking for any excuse to just not deal with the obnoxious fusion before him. "Who's there?"
"Gaster."
"Gaster who?" As Bill answered, he was suddenly blasted away with a large blue beam.
"Gaster Blaster. Nice new look sib. What's the occasion for getting all dressed up?" Sans was floating next to them, all powered up in his full skeletal seraph form. "So, that little bracelet we whipped up works perfectly it seems, though I got to ask, what the hell is with this Bill being so weak? I was literally watching you smack him around for a whole minute without him being able to counter properly… Has he always been this weak?
"We wouldn't know," they admitted. "We've only met him once during a small incident with Grunkle Stan's mind. It might not be a fair comparison."
Ink floated up in between the two as he decided to provide an actual answer. "Bill Cipher pulls his power from the dreamscape, and as far as I can see here, his connection to the dreamscape is cut off. He did not enter through the rift as he has in our timelines, so he is weaker than what we had to face. However, we are also much stronger than when we faced him for the first time as well, so of course he will be easier than we remember."
Dipper rolled his eyes as he stepped closer to his counterparts. "So, you guys gonna send him packing yet? Or continue to play around with yourselves?"
"Poor choice of words," the fusion grinned as they gestured to themselves. "We may be closer than we have ever been even with sex but we still can top that off the bucket list."
Dipper groaned, "I didn't need to hear that." he then paused, "oh god, am I getting used to this?"
Sans smiled widely. "It is inevitable, my smol counterpart."
"We could always give you a turn," the fusion said with a grin before glancing at the other girls with the rest of the group. "And we have plenty of ammo to have fun with."
Sans glanced at the group and saw that Mabel's and Pacifica's hero forms were different. "So the cat's out of the bag huh? I was wondering when that would happen."
Bill slammed his way out of the rubble he had wound up in. "Why the fuck is your first action against me, is to ignore me?!"
Sans blinked. "Because they're more fun to interact with?"
"How would you like my list?" the fusion asked him, "in alphabetical order or by category?"
Ink shrugged, "because you're not pretty enough to catch my attention." Noticing people's looks, Ink shrugged again. "Everybody else was giving an answer…"
He got a hum from the others, "he's not wrong," Chiron added, smirking at Elise who rolled her eyes and smacked his shoulder at his joke.
Bill's single eye gave them a dull look, "I don't think I have been insulted like this before."
"How would you like us to insult you?" the fusion asked with a grin. "We take…" they paused, "didn't we make that joke before?"
"Back in chapter fifteen" San pointed out. "We were Blight at the time, and we said 'mock' instead of 'insult', but that was the premise of the joke. You can use the same joke if you want though, I won't stop you."
"We could always just take turns, try to outdo each other." Ink suggested, "or we could do the whole spin the bottle thing. Whoever the bottle points to has to insult him creatively."
"Or you boys can stop trying to measure each other and help end this so our counterparts can go home!" Elise shouts, not in the mood for them to mess around anymore.
The fusion noticed the other two nod in agreement causing them to pout at her, "kill my fun why don't you."
Dipper rolled his eyes as he turned to Plagg. "Ready buddy?"
As Plagg nodded, the others became curious over what the boy had planned, as he readied to throw his spear. With a shout of "Cata.." Dipper hurled the spear right for Bill, who was unable to dodge, seeing as the spear was suddenly right in front of him as Plagg, in his panther form, was right in front of him, with the spear about to stab his eye.
"Fu…"
"Clysm!" Plagg roared, the soundwaves carrying the destruction magic of the cataclysm along with the magic already in the spear from Dipper. As the spear hit Bill dead center of his eye, he folded inward, as if sucked into a tiny hole, gone as if never there.
If you ignore the large mess that was once Gravity Falls.
"As any good Black Cat, I aim to please my lady." Dipper finished with a flourishing bow towards the others.
The older Black Cat had a twitch in his eye over the final jab at him. Taking a deep breath, he turned towards Ladybug. "We should hide the miraculous."
Ladybug refused to turn to him as she reluctantly agreed. "Just be thankful these heroes came and fixed the problem you caused."
Black Cat flinched as he nodded. While Ladybug summoned her lucky charm to activate her power to repair the damage done to the city.
As the town was repairing itself, and the older heroes stepped away to do what they had to do, time started to get wonky once again, as a doorway opened up to reveal another miraculous user, though the figure of this chick revealed that it was an older woman that they barely recognized.
Sans smirked as he waved at her, everyone from the future were suddenly covered in a blue glow, before they shortcutted away from her. "Well, this is just fan-fucking-tastic. Who were those extras?"
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Alright, the main thing I got to say, is the "videos" at the beginning, that Shadow's twins watch. They are some of the scenarios I thought up, along with a couple more, that involve my Repeat Over and Over Again story. They are separate timelines that Fin created throughout his lifetimes, and I figured I could run them by you guys to see if you would actually want to read things like those.
So yeah, I added them in somewhat to test the waters about how well received writing those scenarios out would actually be. I am trying to organize my thoughts, and one of these days I am gonna throw up a story with entire chapters dedicated to exploring certain worlds and aspects, mostly filled with one off ideas, that if enough people are interested in, I can explore them in their own stories, but I think that is still some time away. For now, I hope you enjoy these little teases.
Me and Shadow finally got a chance to work together once again, and it was fun. I really enjoy it when things work out like this, because I enjoy hearing other people's thoughts, and tend to enjoy reactions and analysis stuff. Why I enjoy X characters read/watch Y story. I kind of have that on my bucket list, someone writing a reaction story to one of my stories. Maybe someday...