Author: "AUTHOR..." *inhales* "... note time... JESUS, I actually managed to type a chapter... This Writer's Block can go succubus on my reproductive organ. But, yeah, this is the only chapter I have for you guys this week, and I don't know when I'll be able to type more. Not to mention, I also have to deal with To Be Born Anew, WHICH I AM NOT GOING TO LET DIE, OK?! NONE of my fan fictions will go to the Incomplete Hell, I will make the crap sure that doesn't happen.
Also, before my Paint Tool SAI trial expired, I was able to get a few COLORED drawings in on my deviantART. Most of them are for Lost Origin, so you might be interested. You can check them out by going to my profile here on and there should be a link to my deviantART.
Alright, let's focus on this chapter. It is LONG. Quite easily the longest chapter I have typed for this fan fiction. It might even be longer than any chapter in To Be Born Anew, which on average has longer chapters. What you can expect from this chapter: laughs, feels, fourth wall raping, indirectly addressing the viewers, directly addressing the viewers, and more! Lots of things going on in here, so I'll just let you move on now. Read, review, follow, fave, do whatchu wanna do."
Lost Origin: A Saiyan's Quest
Bam: "Psst! Bro, I don't hear any giant monkeys."
Boom: "Bro, are you sure you remember what momma told you right?"
Bam: "Yeah, I'm sure! A-At least I think I'm sure..."
Boom: "Bro, it doesn't work like that!"
Bam: "I know, rite-pffthehehehehe-" *smacked* "OW!"
Boom: "Whatever, bro, at least it looks like those monkey girls are out of the city now. It'll be easier to find them without the big crowd of octopii lurking about."
Bam: "Bro, if we're so hungry, why didn't we try to cook one of the octopii?"
Boom: "Cuz... just shut up and pay attention, bro!"
Chapter 47: Children, Demise of the Wrong Doers
Author: "Before we begin this chapter, by popular demand, I will attempt to strive away from the script format and into the average book format. I'm just gonna try it for this chapter and see how it turns out."
Last time, our heroes were forced to run away from a Guruguru city and into a cave, as Ivy had looked at one of the full moons! In an attempt to stop her transformation, Sakura and Scorzette took the young girl and caved themselves in, hoping the lack of moonlight would work. We now join our heroes as they desperately wait for the event that will unfold.
"Oh, no, Scorzette! Ivy's heart beat is still very intense!" said Sakura, holding Ivy in her arms with a worried look on her face.
Scorzette replied with silence, just endlessly staring into nothingness, her body motionless with a hint of agitation.
Then Sakura gave a long "ah" followed by "Scorzette? Are you okay?" Her voice sounded concerned and she was now looking quite desperate.
Ignoring her, Scorzette continued to reply with silence, not at all relieving for Sakura. Ivy was still looking like she could begin her transformation.
Suddenly, Scorzette broke through the computer screen and-WHOA!
Scorzette: *holding Author by the shirt* "WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN CHARM?!"
Author: "WAAH! AYAYAY, SCORZETTE, LET GO!"
Scorzette: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP?! Do you seriously think they need to know EVERYTHING that we're doing while we're saying something?! Do you think they can't look at the context clues, punctuation, and timing to deduct that I'm furious right now?! Do you think they can't imagine my veins popping out of my hand; me swaying my tail like it was as mad snake; my pupils highly constricted as they stare into your pathetic excuse of a face?!"
Author: "Please, please, it was their idea, not mine, I swear, please, I-I-I-I'm innocent! Let go, plea-"
Scorzette: "Are they looking for a normal format because that's appropriate for serious, romantic fan fictions?! Well, let me tell you something - this ISN'T a romance fan fiction!"
Reader: "A NON-ROMANCE FAN FICTION?! IN MY FAN FICTION DOT NET?!"
Scorzette: "YES!" *explodes reader*
Scorzette, Scorzette, please, come to your senses, Jesus Christ!
Scorzette: "You're gonna go back to script format, and I had BETTER NOT see even the SLIGHTEST hint of standard format, DO YOU HEAR ME?!"
Author: "Y-Y-Y-YES, YES! I GOT IT, I GOT IT!"
Scorzette: "... good." *lets go*
Sakura: *whispering* "... thanks..."
Scorzette: "Welcome."
Ivy: "Ah-ah... ah..." *eyes turn back to normal* "... huh?"
Sakura: "It worked! Ivy, you're back!" *hugs Ivy tightly*
Ivy: "Huh? Ba... ba... ck...?"
Scorzette: "Basically, you were going to transform into a monster called a Great Ape, which is exactly what it sounds like. But thankfully, now that you're receiving no moonlight, that won't be a problem anymore. I can tell you're back to normal, though I can barely even see in this pitch-black darkness..."
Ivy: "Ape..." *points at self* "Ape?"
Scorzette: "... all three of us, yes."
Sakura: "Well, now that we solved that problem, how about we look around this cave?" *forms small ki blast to serve as a flashlight* "We might find something interesting around here!"
Scorzette: "I guess... that city was no good, anyways, so we might as well." *forms small ki blast*
Meanwhile, somewhere else within the cave...
Bam: *checks Dragon Ball* "Psst! Bro, ain't it weird how we only have one Dragon Ball, yet we're so close to having all the roasted pork we could ever wish for?"
Boom: "Yeah, I can just feel the ca-… roasted pork…? Bro, we're wishing for money, not a bunch of pork!"
Bam: "I know, rite—pfffthehehehehe—" *smacked* "OW!"
Boom: "FOCUS, BRO!"
Bam: "… bro, my head hurts… oh, look, a wall!"
Boom: "Bro, it's a freaking cave, there's walls every—"
Bam: "No, but I mean, like, a different kind of wall! Look!"
Boom: "HOLY… that's no wall, bro, that's a giant metallic shield that some ancient guardian must have left in this cave centuries ago!"
Bam: "Really? Hey, what if it's a door? It kinda looks like one."
Boom: "Bro, I've been to enough secret temples and dungeons to know that's a giant shield! I know what I'm saying!"
Bam: "But, bro, we've never been to a temple or a dungeon!"
Boom: "Bro, could you just listen to me for once?! Look, let's just continue walking and we'll eventually find those monkey girls. We'll ambush them and make our dang wish already!"
Back with our heroes…
Scorzette: "UGH… those… 'brief slugs' or whatever their name is are going to get a piece of me when I get my hands on them! It's because of them that we're stuck in this mess! Hate those bastards…"
Sakura: "Yeah… but… I don't think they're that bad. Thanks to them, we got to meet Ivy! And she's the cutest lil' thing I've seen in my life!" *hugs Ivy*
Ivy : "Ah. Haha!"
Scorzette: "Yeah, and it's thanks to them that Ninomiya's still stuck in a grave. Aren't you mad about that?"
Sakura: "Well, what if they want to wish for the good of someone else? I really want to wish Ninomiya back, but I can't be so selfish! Their opinion matters, too!"
Scorzette: *sigh* "Look, Litua, they're thieves. Low-life, disgusting thieves. All they want is to be filthy rich, and be kings, and have lots of women, or whatever."
Sakura: "I… women? Why would they wan—" *bumps into someone*
Boom: *falls down* "Hey, what the…?!"
Scorzette: "YOU TWO!" *grabs Thief Thugs by the neck*
Bam: *trying to breathe* "AGHGHGH… LET… GGGGG…"
Scorzette: "Oh, boy, am I going to enjoy ripping you two apart into a million little tiny pieces! WHERE'S THE DRAGON BALL?!"
Sakura: "WAIT, WAIT, SCORZETTE! Let go of them!"
Scorzette: "No way, Litua! They deserve at least this much for all the crap they've caused us to go through!"
Sakura: "Hold on, let's give them a chance to solve this peacefully! Remember how I gave you another chance?"
Scorzette: "… Grrr… fine!" *lets go*
Thief Thugs: *coughing on the ground* "AGHA-AGHA-HUUUUU…"
Sakura: *kneels in front of them* "Guys, I'm sorry for what Scorzette did; she didn't mean to harm you like that."
Scorzette: "(Yes I did!)"
Sakura: "However, we really do need that Dragon Ball you have! We need to use them so we can bring a friend of ours back to life! He was someone very important, and this is the only way. So, please, can you give us your Dragon Ball?"
Bam: "What?! There's no way we'd ever give you a—" *smacked*
Boom: "What my brother means is that, mayyyyybe, we could figure out a fair deal here! We could make a wish that brings your friend back and gives us what we need!"
Bam: "Ooww… wait, really?"
Scorzette: "Hmph… I don't trust that one bit…"
Ivy: "Hm? Hmmm…"
Sakura: "That's great! See, Scorzette? You don't always need to use violence!"
Scorzette: "I'm not taking my eyes off of them for even one second."
Boom: "Right! Now, let me see your Dragon Balls so we can gather them all up and summon the dragon."
Sakura: "Sure!" *hands bag to Boom* "Here you go!"
Scorzette: *whispers to self* "One false move… Just one false move, and you're gonna need the Dragon Balls to wish yourselves back in one piece…"
Boom: *checks Dragon Balls* "Oooooo… shiny… like cash!"
Bam: "Cash? But, bro, cash doesn't—"
Boom: "DON'T… K, just… yeah." *holds Dragon Ball* "Yes, these are the Dragon Balls alright!" *intentionally drops it* *Dragon Ball rolls away* "Oooh, oops, would you look at that! Hey, bro, can you go pick it up?"
Scorzette: *forms Ki blast* "Did you do that on purpose?" *death glare*
Boom: "O-O-O-O-OF COURSE NOT! I just, uh… they call me butterfingers! Yeah, my dad was the same!" *taps Bam's elbow* "Bro, go pick it up!"
Bam: "Oh-oh, right!" *goes for the Dragon Ball* "Alright, aaand…" *Dragon Ball begins floating* "… uuhhh… wait, what… bro?"
Boom: "What is i—WAIT, WHAT THE?!"
Ivy: *holding hand forward* "Hm… haha!"
Sakura: "Ivy, I know you're having fun, but we really need to focus now!"
Boom: "Wait, is she the one doing that?!"
Ivy: *moves hand around* *Dragon Ball floats all over the place* "Haha!"
Bam: *chasing Dragon Ball* "Hey, hey, come back here!"
Sakura: "Ivy!"
Ivy: "Uh? Aw…" *drops Dragon Ball*
Bam: *grabs Dragon Ball* "Got it!" *still running* *crashes against button on wall* "OW! Hey, who put this butt… oooonnnn…"
Bam realized that they were in front of the metallic wall him and his brother had come across a few minutes ago. The second he pressed the button, the wall began opening slowly, proving to be a gate and not a wall. Once it opened, the wall revealed the entrance to a hidden lab facility made by the Gurugurus! The place was immense, and it was full of different rooms and scientist Gurugurus walking around. None of the Gurugurus seemed pay any mind to the opening of the gate, or the "aliens" right outside of it. Clearly, the Gurugurus in this particular area of the planet were very cold and careless. Our heroes and the Thief Thugs stood in awe for a while, before anyone reacted. Until someone did.
Boom: "Ah… it's…" *notices Bam still has a Dragon Ball* "… NOW!" *takes gun out and shoots in the Saiyans' general direction*
Sakura: "Ah!" *dodges*
Scorzette: "Whoa!" *dodges*
Ivy: "Waah!" *barely dodges*
Boom: *runs inside the lab facility* "MOVE IT, BRO!"
Bam: *follows Boom* "Haha! See, bro, I told you it was a door!"
Boom: "Not now, bro! We've gotta get away, and quick!"
Scorzette: "Gah… those two…" *takes Wind Shark out* "… are going…" *grabs Sakura and Ivy* "… TO PAY!" *full speed*
Sakura: "WAAAH! Scorzette, slow down, I almost dropped the Dragon Balls!"
Ivy: "Aaahh?!"
Scorzette: "AAAAAHHHHH!"
Bam: "AAIIIEEE! BRO, THEY'RE CLOSING IN FAST!"
Boom: "CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCR—THERE!" *knocks Guruguru out of levitating vehicle* "We need this a lot more than you, buddy! GET ON!" *Bam gets on* *full speed ahead*
Thief Thugs: "WHEEEEEEW!"
Scorzette: "GET BACK HERE!"
And so began the best chase scene the planet of the Gurugurus has seen yet. Scientists, lab equipment, and other floating vehicles were being knocked left and right by our heroes and the Thief Thugs. Mostly by our heroes. These two were almost equal in speed, with the Wind Shark being slightly faster. However, the Thief Thugs had gotten a head start.
Scorzette: "I AM NOT GOING TO LET THEM GET AWAY!" *knocks Guruguru out*
Ivy: "Eeehhh?!"
Sakura: "Oh my gosh, Scorzette! You're hurting all these people! You need to calm do-"
Scorzette: "Do you want to see Ninomiya again or not?!"
Sakura: "Ah?! I… I-I…"
Scorzette: "Then just shut up and don't let go of the Dragon Balls!"
Bam: "PSST! BRO! WALL!"
Boom: "OOOHHH, CRAP! Wait, it splits in two… Bro, hold on tight!"
In that split second, Boom came up with a plan to lose our heroes. It would be risky, but it would work, guaranteed. Boom drove close to the left wall of the hallway, getting ready to turn right at the wall up front. Seeing this, Scorzette was ready to turn right, just like she expected them to do. Once they reached the wall, Boom did indeed turn a hard right. Just as Scorzette was mere meters away from him, however, Boom reached for the gearshift and immediately put the floating vehicle on reverse. The sudden change at such speeds caused the vehicle to not only flip vertically, but jump, reaching the ceiling. Just then, Boom changed back to direct and passed our heroes from on top of them and upside down, the two going the exact opposite directions.
Scorzette blanked out for a second, not even able to compute what just happened and turn around to continue chasing them. She just stared as the Thief Thugs drove the opposite direction and were almost out of sight. Not paying attention to the road in front of her, Scorzette (along with the rest of our heroes) crashed through a glass wall and into a room full of what looked like engines for rockets. All three of our heroes were knocked out of the Wind Shark by the impact, and then rolled on the ground. It took Sakura and Scorzette a few seconds to recover and stand up, but Ivy was more injured from the impact. She hit the ground harder than the other two, not to mention the fact that her body was smaller and weaker. Sakura immediately came running to lift Ivy up, and was now carrying her like a baby while trying to ease her wounds.
Ivy: "Gah... ow... ow!"
Sakura: "IVY! Ivy, j-just hold on, I-I-I'll find something to cover these injuries! A-Ah... here!" *takes white cloth piece off of right foot* *covers Ivy's injuries* "O-Oh, God, this is terrible..."
Scorzette: "Ah… ggrrr…!" *jumps back to the hallway* "GGRRRR!" *grabs by standing Guruguru* "WHERE ARE THEY?!"
Guruguru: "GURU?! RUGU, GU GU!"
Scorzette: "I am asking you a question! WHERE. ARE THEY?!"
Guruguru: "GURUGURU!" *breaks free* *runs away* "GUUUUUURUGURUGU!"
Sakura: "Scorzette!" *jumps out of room while holding Ivy* "Scorzette, you NEED to calm down! Look at what you did to Ivy! Not to mention those poor Gurugurus!"
Scorzette: "Litua, they got AWAY. A-W-A-Y. They LITERALLY passed right over our noses, and now they're out there, somewhere, with, not only their Dragon Ball, but one of ours as well. AND, they're just a pair of weak, measly, INSIGNIFICANT humans. Those two bastards outwit ME and got away from ME."
Sakura: "But, that's no reason to go around hurting these inno-"
Scorzette: "LITUA! I. CAN'T. Calm down right now. I am GOING to get them for this, no matter the cost! NOBODY, and SPECIALLY not a pair of humans, does that to me. GOT THAT?!"
Sakura: "I... Scorzette... you're not... the Scorzette I know..."
Ivy: *scared and hurt* "Ah... ah... ow..."
Both Sakura and Ivy stared at Scorzette with a look of worry and fear. Ivy was too young to understand what was happening, but she was not a fool to not recognize how dreadful Scorzette looked, and how much damage she had caused. Sakura's case was even worse, though. Sure, Scorzette was never a sweetheart, but at least she managed to ignore the bad things around her and just move on. But this time, she had a look of pure and utter hatred. A look that Sakura had only seen once before. It was the same look that she had when the two were fighting on the day Scorzette came to Earth. It was a look that told her that Scorzette wanted to see someone suffer; it was her undeniable desire, and she would satisfy that hatred no matter the consequences.
Meanwhile, somewhere else in the lab facility...
Boom: "Psst! Bro, you see 'em?"
Bam: "Nope! We lost 'em now!"
Boom: "I know, rite-pffthehehehehe! Now that we got two Dragon Balls, those two will be even more eager to find us!"
Bam: "But, bro, what if they don't find us?"
Boom: "Then we'll just have to find them! All we need to do is to come up with another plan, find them, and then we'll be rich! We can also just steal one of these helicopters to get away! We'll get those monkey girls this time!"
Bam: "Yeah! They'll never think of looking up here on this helipad!"
Back with our heroes...
Scorzette: "The helipad!" *checking map on wall*
Sakura: "A-Are you sure?"
Scorzette: "Of course! Those bastards would hide on a place where no one else goes visit, AND they can find a ride out! There's no doubt that they're up there!"
Sakura: "Oh... that makes sense, I guess... I think the elevator is the fastest way up."
Scorzette: "OK..." *sees elevator* "Let's go." *goes in elevator with Sakura, Ivy, and a pair of Gurugurus* *presses button with H symbol*
Gurugurus: *awkwardly glaring at our heroes* "..."
Scorzette: "Grr... hurry up..."
Sakura: "Uh... Scorzette?"
Ivy: "Huh?"
Scorzette: "This is taking too long..." *puts pressure on fists*
Gurugurus: *extremely uncomfortable* "..."
Scorzette: "Gggrrr...! MOVE IT!"
Out of desperation, Scorzette pierced her fist through the elevator's wall. She put her palm against the wall outside, and grabbed Sakura's tail with the other hand, greatly startling the young Saiyaness. Feeling the electricity stored inside Sakura's tail, Scorzette channeled it onto her palm to cast a series of magnetic runes that traveled up the wall. With this immense magnetic force, the elevator came rocketing up the building, and they would be up at the helipad in no time. Sakura tried her best to keep balance while her tail was being grabbed and Ivy was on her hands. The poor Gurugurus were pressured against the elevator's ground by the insane speed the machine was going at.
Meanwhile, at the helipad...
Boom: "Psst! Alright, here's the plan, bro: when they're not looking, we're going to grab hold of the baby monkey girl, and point our guns at her. We'll threaten them to give us the rest of the Dragon Balls, or else the girl dies! Just by looking at her, I can tell that the monkey girl wearing green wouldn't want anything to happen to her little baby friend!"
Bam: "Hey, and about the tall one? She looks like she doesn't care!"
Boom: "Oh, she cares, trust me! She's just rough on the edges, but she'll succumb to our threats in no time! Alright, now let's go find those mon-" *elevator door beeps*
Scorzette: *breaks elevator door down* "I... am going... TO KILL THEM!"
Boom: "OH, FFFFFFFF-HIDEHIDEHIDEHIDEHIDEHIDE!" *hides*
Bam: "Plan's in action, right, bro?!"
Boom: "Yeahyeah, but just hide!" *Bam hides*
Scorzette: *sniff sniff* "Oooohhh, they're here alright... I could smell that disgusting odor from a mile away!" *goes towards helipad center*
Sakura: "Whew... Hey, Ivy, how are you feeling?"
Ivy: "Hmmm..." *points at ground* "Ah."
Sakura: "You think you can walk now?" *slowly puts Ivy on the ground*
Ivy: "Hm..." *tries to take a few steps* "Ah!"
Sakura: "Man, you recover fast! You're really strong, Ivy!"
Boom: *hidden* "Aaaaaaand..."
Ivy: "Haha!" *turns around* "Huh?"
Thief Thugs: "NOW!"
Moving as fast as they could, the Thief Thugs jumped our heroes, surprising them! Bam instantly grabbed hold of Ivy, keeping her on his grasp as best as he could! Boom immediately pulled his gun out and pressured it against Ivy's head, his fingers firm on the trigger. Bam took his gun out and pointed it at Sakura and Scorzette, just to add to the sudden pressure. For the first time, the Thief Thugs' plan actually worked.
Sakura: "IVY!"
Boom: "APT! Hold on right there, sister! Any funny moves and pop goes her head!"
Ivy: "Eh?! EH?! Aaahhh..." *begins crying* "WAAAHH!"
Scorzette: *forms set of runes* "You've gone TOO far now! I'M GOING TO-"
Bam: *also points gun at Ivy's head* "DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT MY BRO SAID?! Put those weird letters away, NOW!"
Scorzette: *gasp* "You..." *looks at Ivy in distress* "..." *looks at rune-covered hand* "... ugh..." *runes disappear*
Sakura: "LET IVY GO! SHE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING TO YOU!"
Boom: "Don't worry, we'll give her back! As soon as we make our wish! Now hand the Dragon Balls over!"
Sakura: "Ah... tsk!" *throws bag with Dragon Balls at the Thief Thugs*
Scorzette: "Litua?! You can't give up so easily!"
Sakura: "There, the Dragon Balls are in there! Now give us Ivy back!"
Boom: "Hey, hey, I said we would once we make our wish! My pockets are still empty, you know!"
Sakura: "W-What?! J-Just hurry up and make the wish already, then!"
Boom: "Ah, you know, looking around, this place is no good to summon a dragon! I think we should look for a better area to make our wish."
Scorzette: "WHAT?! YOU'RE JUST DRAGGING THIS OUT!"
Bam: *pointing gun at Ivy* "HEY, I DON'T LIKE THAT TONE OF VOICE! Neither does her!"
Ivy: "WAAAH! WAAAAAHH!"
Boom: *starts helicopter engine* "Idiots forgot to add a key system for these helicopters! Let's go, bro!"
Bam: *gets on while still holding Ivy* "We'll give her back once we're rich, girls! And don't try to follow us, or my fingers might just slip and pull this trigger!"
Sakura: "W-WAIT, NO! DON'T TAKE HER AW-"
Bam: *pressures gun against Ivy* "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!"
Sakura: *gasp* *stares in awe* "N... no... Ivy..."
Ivy: *looking at Sakura and Scorzette* "AAAAHHH! WAAAAAHH!"
Boom: *helicopter rises* "Sayonara, losers!" *flies away*
Sakura: *falls on her knees* "I... Ivy... Ninomiya..."
Scorzette: "I can't believe this... ARGH!" *punches ground, creating a huge crack* "Those two...!" *looks at Sakura* "Gggrrr...! If you hadn't stopped from choking them to death back then, this wouldn't have happened! It's YOUR fault, Litua!"
Sakura: "..."
Scorzette: "I hate that stupid mentality of yours! Wanting to always go with the pink and cheerful way of things! Just wanting to give everyone a million chances to redeem themselves, because you think everyone has some 'goodness' inside of them! PATETHIC!"
Sakura: "... s... stop..."
Scorzette: "Do you think life is a field of roses full of wonderful people and beautiful things?! Well guess what, it's NOT! Life is filled with miseries and horrors that get in your way to make it worse than it already is! Why do you think there are so many bad guys out there?! BECAUSE BEING EVIL WORKS! They always manage to do enough harm to leave a scar on the world! And the 'good guys' try to come in and seal that scar! BUT YOU CAN'T SEAL SCARS! The damage is already done, the best they can do is try to stop it from spreading! And even then, they still fail most of the time! Good guys just fight for a lost cause, and end up merely trying to fend for themselves in a world of despair! Face it, Litua! EVIL EXISTS!"
Sakura: "SHUT UUUUUUUP!"
Scorzette: *gasp* *steps back*
Sakura: *crying* "Just... just SHUT UP! YOU'RE LYING! I don't believe anything you're saying!"
Scorzette: "..."
Sakura: "I... I don't want to believe it! I CAN'T believe it! I just can't... I can't accept it! That can't be the truth to this life! It's wrong! WRONG! Are we just brought into this world so we can suffer in it?! NO! There HAS to be more to it than that! It just doesn't make sense! It... doesn't make sense... to me..."
Scorzette: "... Litua..."
Sakura: "Are YOU happy with what you've done?! Did you enjoy killing hundreds upon thousands of innocents just to make a living?! What do you think THEY felt?! You hurt them! And you hurt Ivy... you hurt me..."
Scorzette: *gasp* "Litua, I..."
Sakura: "You... you...! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" *holding hands against head* "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" *falls to the ground and curls herself in* *crying intensely* "Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt..." *hyperventilates* "Hurts, hurts, hurts, it hurts... it hurts..."
Scorzette: "Oh, no, Litua!" *runs toward Sakura* "Not this again! Snap out of it! I know what I said was harsh, but you can't-"
Sakura: "BACK AWAY!"
Scorzette: "What?! No, I'm not going to back away! You need he-"
Sakura: "HELP?! And when Ivy needed help?! Did you help her then?! No, you were just stuck up and focused on getting your stupid revenge! And you hurt all those innocent people, too! You're SELFISH! YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THE THIEVES ARE!"
Those words resonated in Scorzette's head for an eternity. The only person that she could remotely get along with suddenly thought she was a monster. For years, Scorzette traveled from planet to planet, making the lives of thousands a living hell. But at the time, she did not care, and she looked at what she was doing as everyday work. Now, she finally understood what it really was like. Scorzette understood just how badly she was being looked down upon, and what it felt to truly be called a monster. With this, both Sakura and Scorzette were heartbroken, and tears were forming on Scorzette's eyes as well.
Just as this scene unfold, a new series of events was about to occur.
Ivy: "WAAAH! WAAAAAAHHH!"
Bam: "Oh, shut up already! Psst! Bro, why can't we just get rid of her already?"
Boom: "We've gotta keep her in case those monkey girls come looking for us! Even after we make our wish, we still need to find a way to get out of this planet safely, bro!"
Bam: "I know, rite-pffthehehehehehe!"
Ivy: "WAAAAAAAHH!"
Bam: "Damn it, monkey, just keep quiet for a minute, would ya?!"
Ivy: "Teeeehhh...!" *holds palm against Bam's head*
Bam: "Hey, what the...?!"
Ivy: "AH!" *Bam drops dead on the ground*
Boom: "Hey, what the hell is going on back... the... bro... BRO... NO! BBRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY... W-WHAT ARE YOU...?!"
Ivy: *thrashing tail wildly* "Keehh... kyyaah... KYYAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Sakura: *turns around* *gasp* "IIVYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Without any warning, the helicopter that was flying to the sunrise with the Thief Thugs and Ivy in it became covered with metallic spikes coming from inside of it. Sakura and Scorzette saw as the flying machine became completely disconfigured in less than a second, and began falling to the ground below. Despite how uncalled for and radical the event was, all Sakura could think about was the safety of Ivy. But her and Scorzette only sat there, helplessly looking at the horror. What could have possibly caused this reaction in the helicopter? Are Ivy and the Dragon Balls safe? Find out next time on Lost Origin: A Saiyan's Quest!
To be continued...
Bonus Skit
... Ummm... Scorze-
Scorzette: "SHUT UP. Just... I need some time to relax..."
Author: "I... I'll raise your pay check if that makes you feel better!"
Scorzette: "YOU. DON'T. FREAKING. PAY US."
Author: "Eh... well... you can take a break on the next chapter!"
Scorzette: "Can I really?"
Author: "... well... no, not really, I need you to do some things. B-B-But you won't have to go through so much on the next chapt-"
Scorzette: *grabs Author* "DO YOU ENJOY MY PAIN OR SOMETHING?! Do you have ANY idea of how stressful this chapter was for me?! Just because I don't exist in the real world doesn't mean I don't exist over here! I'm damn alive, and I get just as stressed out as you - probably more!"
Author: "AAAHHH! OK, OK, OK, I GET IT, BUT PLEASE LET GO!" *lets go* "Whew... OK, how... how do you want me to make it up to you...?"
Scorzette: "Hmm... hehe... make me go Super Saiyan in the next few chapters."
Author: "... deal."
You DO know the viewers are reading this and now they're going to start spamming you to bring the 'next few chapters' out already, right?
Author: "... FFFFFFFFF-STOPREADINGSTOPREADINGSTOPREA-"
