?the race was on for our heroes! it wasn't long unti ltehy you be face to face with the Evil Concil of Darkness's cruel leader whoever he or she made be. They were all flying un ashes back at breakneck theed through the corridors except not really because come on that just spunds plum dangerous if you asj me.

"so what the plan for when we get there," Bryon asked thee group of hero preps.

everyone turned into pikabert who was resting on ash's head as he flew and was in great serious thought except when he whispered friendship like stuff to ash. "hmm i've put in great serious thought about this Bragthon and here's what i got, Ash and i will skullbashed the door wide open and when the evil leader dud looks in surprise brock can stone him," Pikabert explained and everyone cheered and celebrated the plain and chilli and ccilan dj'ed it.

"i'll be scrouge to set my eyes on kill instead of stunk," brock reassured pikabert as he twerked madly against Ash's wing.

"but what if that doesn't work," gary interjected sitting in the back because of his words about Ritche after his death," like idkay what f the guy's lind or doesn't look?"

"then i will deal with them personally," claire swore as she unsheated her katanna with the rage of dragon," my blade thrists for the blood of ye who murdered my cousin lance!"

everyone sat on ash's back except ash obviously) and stared at claire in silence.

"w2f claire how loung have u been theyr," iris asked confused.

"what are you talking about," claire screeched," i'vw been here the entrough time! i was the one who the entraunce for the stupid place remember!?"

"i thought it was just a very hostile ekans...," misty pondered.

"well with any luck i think we shoud be okay," faluknerd reasoned," between brock, claire, our pokemon, and lest we forget giant dragon god king ash on our side"

"beliebe it ̸̱͎̮͍̲̥͔̼̤̬̓̆͗́̀̾͑̎̑͝," ahs called back to everyone with his catchphrase and everyone laughed.

"that's or Ashy boy," Gary gleed and huge ash's rawhide skin.

But then ash slowed down and stopped.

"hey now don't be like that," gary sighed removing his selfie from Ash. Iris grabbed Gary head and shrifted it up almost breaking his neck," no Gay look!"

Infront of them was a huge thich door alined with bones and skulls from all kinds of pokemon and covered it the stiched skin and pelts of pokemon. Painted in blood in the four corners where a crude drawing of mew, celebi, rayquazza, and Kyurem. In the center was a etching of Arceus except it didn't look exactly like arceus- that's because it was really a drawing of...Ahiny Crysta Arcues Dragon! :OOOOOO Clashing eith the intimidating ans scruuy image of the door was a playful "WIPE UR PAWS" dorrmat with a meowth tied up in a ball of yam on it.

Iris gulped. What kind of horrorible person is behind this door!

everyone stepped off from ash and pikabert. "okay boys do your stuff," Byon said giving them a thumbs up.

Pikabert nodded and him and Ash bent down and lowered their heads while super cool albert Wesker and SCAD energy circled around their heads. "FOR THE FUTURE," pikabert declared as he and Ash released their awesome skullbash powers and freaking destroyed the door as though it was made of nothing but sugar candy being struck by hurricane of hot warter and ants.

"What is this maddness," they heard a voie say in the room. "Noe Brock," Misty ordered as Brock stormed into the smoke filled room shooting petrifying lazereyebeams out of his eyes like Cyclops everywhere.

There was no sound to be heard in the room aside from the valcano rumbing in the aftershots "of the attack.

"did- did we get him," iris asked worried. But then the smoke and dust cleared and everyone gasped not excepting to see what was sitting in the huge throne in the room.

Untop of the throne of blood and bones and fire sat...a really big Dunsparce! Just sitting there looking directlt at them, waiting, watching.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN

"The leader of the Evil Council...the one who caused all this hurt, heartbreak, and deaths...IS A BIG DUNSPARCE," Bryon shouted enraged and he remembered Roark and Cilan and punched a wall in frustration.

"you have to admitthoug, no one would suspect the humble dunsparce of such monstrosities," Misty said with words of knowing," it's the perfect crime!"

Then the dunsparce began to cackle mockingly at them. "pfft pfft pfft i can't believe they think i am a dunsparce," the not-really-a-dunsparce giggled and then a dark shadowy figure began to come out of the dunsparce back, mush like a cicada hedding it's skin. The person was a man in his not teens with floophy light brown hair and a purple computer tech suport shirt. "Hark mortoals for i am the one and only Pokemanianc and America's Number 1 sweetheart - Bill!," Bill said making an evil Sailor Moon pose," asn you all just got epically trolled big tme!"

Pikabert's eyes widened in shock. "Bill oh my god...," he said exasperated," I NEVER HEARD OF THIS GUY!"

"WHATHAHUH," Bill splutered out causing hi to lose him pose footing and almost tripped," wh-what do you mean you've never heard of me? i'M BILL! you know, the famous pokemaniac? billionarie playboy? i made the pokemon storage system, maybe you know me from that?"

everyone shook their heads.

"i don't believe you people, what do you all live under a brock or something," Bill sassed back at them with annoyanced.

"But Mr. Bll,"Iris asked with confused and her herself," if what you said is true then...why? why would a guy like you do all of this?"

Bill's eyes gre cold. "why...WHY YOU ASK!"

Ash swooped in front of everyone knowing that Bill was going to shoot lightning or turn Crest into gold or something.

"well why not! there's really no reason when i think about it actually lol," he cheerfully said falling back in his chair.

Claire schrreedched,: SO THIS WAS ALL DONE ON A WHIM!111!"

"basically yeah," Bill said making gestures with hands of holding," beats doing nothing."

Bryon growled and summoneded his blues ayed silver shovel for attacking o the Bill," you bustard do you have any idea of all the people that have died because of you!? So many civillians, all the gym leaders except us, even my biolizard son Roark - just so you can have your kicks!"

"and don't i look GOOD wearing them," Bill said showing off his cool multicolored hightops with image of h Ben10 kid on them.

Gary turned his head and snorted. "wow what a jerk making inaapporipriate nonsensical jokes and puns at a time like this" gary muttered under his breath as a sitcom sound effect expression ibrony played.

Pikabert made battle position as babies sparked firom his cheecks. "who you were before this or what kind of shoes you wear dooesn't watter at this point anymore Bill! Only one fof us is getting out of here alive and by that i mean all of us and not you!"""

"Oh rreally!?," Bill said challenging as he stood up and removed an mall boxfrom his coat," even if i gave you all a free evvee?"

in a sudden blash of light 12 robotic death eevee's a pear, one for each of them plus an extra one who was probably for liek bugzy or something idk but he's not here so it self blew up and did damaage to the other eevs and activated their self desfruck initiatives.

"oh well that as uneventful," falkner shrugged with difficulty because tailsuit.

"hmm i knew i should have sprung for the titanium instead of he aluminati," Bill said with cursives of frustration.

Clair took a stance, sword blazzing with dragon dance powe aura," enough of them hendudes and tricks! Come here and face us ourselfs coward!"

"yeah you cow-derpie," Gary punned trying to gin favor with the others again.

"if that's how you want to play then so bean it," Bill said as she started to glow a dark red aurarage arouse him, red as deep as blood and ritchie's hair. he then slowly began to rise up into the air above our heroes. "Look mum now wings," he laughed.

Crest stared. "ummmmm...we can all see the hook," Crest former evil twin hiveminded pointing to the very inconspicuous metal hook protrudjing out of Bill's pants danganing him in the air.

"Bill you don't really have any special powers or ninja training or anything, do you," Misty said hands on hips ven her broken one.

"unless you count t being inredibly handson a super power! Also the fact i made the pokemon storage system and a time-travel machine and that i have a lot of the root of all evil - money," Bill confessed.

"oh well this is jut sad," laire sighed dropping her japanime sword to the ground," i don't even want to fight him anymore. there is no honor in fighting an unarmed opponent."

"o what are we going to do then," Iris asked everyone confused about what to do next.

"Let me take care of this then," came a *gasp* COMPLETELY NEW AND NOT HAMILIAR VOICE WHAT THE HECK.

Standing in the dorrway behind everything that was going on stood a group on tough looking officer joys, in front of them stood a very serious looking detective man with high cheeckbones and a croagunk.

"Oh my Knee it's Dectivie Looker and his crime sniffing croagrunk Froogey Roo," Misty declared revealing hersself to be a dective bluff.

"Take them away ladies," Looker ordered and the officier josie and the pussycats moved into action and handcuffed Bill.

"But Mr. Looker how did you get here and find us," Iris asked as Froogey rapped everyone up in blankets and gave them hot chocolate made from lava and cocao.

"We recieved a very mysterious phone call from a very mysterious green hair young lad," Looker explained while giving anti-loitering stickers to Chilli.

Iris quited down and thought in serious thought about this as she recalled her near death experience dream.

could that mysterious green hair person be...Wally?

"and here he comes now," Looker declared as a very mysterious and familiar green haired person stolled through the dorrway. Iris's eyes widened in disbelif.

Cilan was there, covred in purple slude and koga blood as well as oddish blood, his loyal stunkfish bu his side. Slung over his shoulder was the blood-stained blade that once belonged to the deadly assassin Koga and a Swalot skull under his armpit. Stunkish was wearing a necklace made out of Arbok teeth.

"Cilan," irij said as her ears got all wet from seeing her good friend again and being confirmed that he is alive and not dead like previously thought.

"Brothel," Chilli and Crest shouted as they ran towards thier third sipling. The trio was finnally reunited.

Stumbling out from the shadows of the doorway now was a man dressed entirely of raggs and had broken chains binding his feet and hands together. His indingo hair was all overgrown and in his face but despite his unruely apperearecne, his eyes burned a bright orange of fierocity and JUSTICE.

Claire gasped with the gasp of dragons. "no way it couldn't be...Cuz!?"

"Indeed it is i," Lance's booming voice boomed," as we were all about to make oureth way to doth Metal Carriage to Olivevine Citadel i was attacked by that ruffian imposter and have been in bondage here while doth doppleganger waseth out calavanting as me."

Iris eyes grew even wetter as she saw her original loveinterest is a okay and now ann evil old dude.

"Another third figure ran throug h the doorway and jump hugged Brok. "Guys i made," Bugsy said with puppy glee," I'm all butter now! C:"

"Bugsy how did you even get here," Bruon asked not understanding.

:Well you see-" Bugsy began.

"Nevermind jk i don't care," Bryon immediately retorted and through gum wrapper at Budgy's had.

:C bugsy

"well i take it everything wrapped up quite niely," Brock observed.

"Curses! I would have gotten away with this too if it wasn't for those peddling gym leaders and their pikachu who was really Albert Wesker," Bill cried as a bunc of Officer Johnny's led him to the stoney lonesome.

"Hot god what a scoop," Todd Snap declared as he took a photo of the scenes.

" well i guess all of this isn't going to look great," Gary said putting on a pair of shutterhades he swiped from Chilli," on his Bill."

"oh Gary," Iris said as she rooled her eyes with her hands on her hips.

Froogey jumped in Gary's arm and said his cahcphrase. "Froogey Froogey Roo!"

N then every1 laughed.

"But guys," Pikabert shouted," Ash is still a moster"

the laughter stopped.