Note: this is just a off-shoot bonus chapter that has nothing to do with the plot of the actual fanfic, please bear with me and have enjoy ^_^
It was just a nrmal day for our heroes. Iris was playing with Misty's togapi, Gary was comitting pranks against Brock, Cilan was still dead, and Lance was mounted ontop his hoard of jewels and pillowpets. and i guess Clair, Crest, and Cilan were theyr too i suppose idk.
"it sure is peaceful and unassuming today," Misty said with laughing as Iris played pumpkaboo with togepi.
But then, on this seemingly peaceful and unassuming day, the winds started to pick up immense speed blowing up everyone's hair and gary's whoopee cushion! And there was a loud noise too! A helicoptor was landing where they were all hanging out! : C
"doth type of mechanical beast is this," Lance decried with not understanding of the modern world.
The helicoptor landed on their picnic blanket and got it's blades stuck in the potato salad lolXD. "Let us check this out," Brock said as they group of jem leapers plus Lance and Gary approahed the coptor with cautious.
"HO OH HO," came a new non-hamiliar voice from inside the aircarrier with jolly joyfullness of bely of jelly.
"Could it be...," Gary said with huge eyes of moonsacuers.
Out of the helicopter stepped out an elderly man with wthire hair, tan clothing and hat, and a cane with all one hundred and nifty pokemon craved on it.
"Gramps!," Gary shouted excitingly as hugging the elderly oak.
Everyone gasped. "OAK!? as in THE professor Oak!," Iris gasped at the shocking betrayal," you mean to tell us that The Porfephor Oak is your grandpar Gary!?"
"i'm sure i've must've mentioned this never," Gary nodded smiling.
Lance outstretched his hand to the old bag for a handshake. "It is an honor to meet thyself."
"Can i get your autograph," Bugsy asked eagerly pushing his was through the crowd of older people than him like rude fanboy at conpanel. Bugsy was here too, i forgot to mention.
Gary slapped Bugsy gross forehead and pushed his back. "Go away nerdsquare i'mma talking to my gramps here," Gary sadi with dissmisive disses directed at Bugsy who fell into a muddy puddle and began to cry.
Misty was next to speak. "wat are you doing here MR. Oak," she adked. "you didn't come here to check up on out pokedex status di YOU," Clair yelled defensively pulling out here dex looking at all the pokemon that were not caught.
"hohoho, nnothing like that my dear," Oak laughed with lighthearted chuclke," i'm here to ask a favor of my favorite grandson and his friends!"
Gary sighed wearily. "yeah...of course you did...".
"what is it then," Cress andh Chili asked in their creppy twin monotone.
"Well you see skiddos," Oak began to explain the jist of what's going o happen in this," we and a few of my old colleages got together last weekend and we decided to do something that will benefit all peeps."
Brock gasped. "is it a way to control our elemental powers," he asked with quiet urgency.
"what no," Professor Oak laughed while a single tear rolled down Brock's cheek as he remembered his family," i'm was thinking something more along the lines of a theme park!"
Everyone began to speak excitingly to one another, even our emo characters like the twins and Iris.
"Wow a theme park made by Professor Oak and all the people who turned Ash into a monster!I wonder what it's like...," Iris wonder with eyes filled with stars, blackholes, and dying suns.
Prosesoer Oak laughed again. "Don't worry little lady you'll get to see it soon enough! I was wondering if you could all come to my park and get an exclusive sneak peak!"
Brock's brow furrowed and he crossed his arms with a 30% buzzkill hitrate. "I don'tk now about this guys, i mean we already have Safari Zone for tons of fun."
But everyone was already cramming themselves into the already very tiny helicoptar. "Don't worry Brocko, my park is lightyears away from that old place," Professor Oak said with a wink.
-in the coptor-
It was very gramped inside the tiny copter everyone was squished up against each other. Infact the twins and Bugzy had to lie down of the floor with Lance and Claire sitting on them!
They were flying over the oceans and oceans to where the park was built.
"hmmm i wonderwhy they built the amusment park all the way out in the middle of the ocean...," Brock wondered with suspicions.
Misty shrugged," you know how old people are."
Lance tugged on Gary's shorts. "Pray tell younge Gareth, what exactly is an 'amusement park'?", Lance asked because he doesn't know what an theme park is cuz he's a huge dork.
"Well you see my bad dragon friend," Gary said putting his dirty shoes up on bugsy's head liek expansive ottomen like cool guy," an amusement park is a super cool place for super cool guys like me. They has all these super cool rides and games and super cool mascots."
"zounders," Lance commented at Gary's worldly knowledge.
"Look we're here!," IRis declared as she pushed herself to the window, kicking most of everyone in the face doing that.
And indeed there was there destanation: a large green, mountainous island covered in a thick canopy of foliage as well as mystery! The music got really heavy instumental and everyon was looking out of the two windows, fogging up the glass with their gross nosebreath.
"it still doesn't look much like a theme park...," Brock said with aprehensions.
"That's because this is not your simple dinky theme park Brockwell," Oak's voice chirped from intercom," this is a super neato theme park that will change the world! This is...PokePark1"
-At the Park-
Our heroes where now riding in tiny golfcarts with the PokePark logo on side to get to the reception building plus gift shop.
"Wow so did you grow this entire place by yourself," Iris asked Professor Oak as they passed by a bunch of scenic imagary.
Professor oak laughed like jolly od character he was. "no we had help from a certain someone...", he said and yelled to the people in the other karts cryptically.
They got to the main building of the park and Iris gasped in a joyous happinees at who she say talking outside the front doors. It was...Pikaber and Mr. Fuji!
"Omg," Isis shouted with gleeful glee as she jumped out of the golfcart not even bothering to use the door and hugged her friends in one big scoop.
"Yo Pikabert wassup," Gary asked as everyone got out of their karts. Pikabert wiggled his way out from the prision known as the Iris and and shook his fur. "We and a buncha old colleges got together to bring back dead pokes and build a theme park aeound it," he greeted everyone groo ming his fessed up fur.
Everyone gasped in surprise. "Who whoa whoa you mean to tell us you brought a bunch of really dead pokes pack froe the grave as an attraction," Claire asked in disbelief as she standed in front of a poster for the park with areodactyl explaining literally everything.
"yes yes we sure did lol," mr. fuji laughed," we can disgust this over all lunch inside!"
-At said Lunch-
Everyone was seated in the cafeteria and they were all eating prehistory themed meals like bronotdsurous burgs and dinosaur chaped chickienuggs. (But since this is digimon i guess it would be like, aurorus bugs or lillep nuggs or whatever). Everybody was chatting eagerly about the prohject.
"You see grandchild's friends," Professor Oak explained," a long time before a good portion of yous wee born we all had a lab set up on what was known as Cinnabar island. We all had a lot of fun and made loads of scientific discoveries and breakthroughs..." Professor Oakerson's smile descended into a scwol," ...but unfortunatly we had numerous budget cuts and scientists turning into pokemans and finally The Cinnabar Island Lab Accident..."
"What exactly was the Cinnabon Island Lab accident Mister Oak," Iris asked buttering up a roll.
Professor Oak however did not respond but just grimlyed stared at his reflection in his soup. Iris felt something tug on her socks and Pikabert was under the table. "we don't like to talk about it," Pikabert psst with secret whisperings.
"BUT," Professor Oak continued on a brighter note," with Cinnabar Island finally being habitual again we decided to rebuild the lab and make some science. So we scienced up some fossils, grew some trees and decided to turn the island into a theme park!"
"But what about Blaine and the Gym," the twins who were named crest and cilan asked as they fed each other.
Mr. Fuji wiped his mouth with nappy. "oh you two always concerned for us elderly folk lol. Blaine's still here he's working as our jaintor! Sup man," Mr. Fuji said as he gave thumps up to Blaine who just happened to be there in the doorway cleaning the hall listening to old school walkmen.
"Not much brah," Blaine replied giving thumps up back in old people solidaridty.
Brock however was not eating anything, he just look sternly at nothing because of his perpetually closed eyes and had elbows on table and hand to chin in serious thought.
"I still don't think this i a good idea though...," Brock went on about to majorly school some old sscientist people aw yeah," ...like no offense to you guys but bringing back things that have been like dead for a gajabillion years doesn't seem like it would be good for the ecosystem or whatever i never paid attention in enviromental science class anyway."
Gary immediately stood up and reached across the table to unglove Lance's hand when he was eating solid jewelstone and slapped Brock hard acroos the face with glove. "oh my god what the heck," Misty said aloud abscnetmindly.
Gary and Brock didn't move for what seemed like eons staring at each other intensely i think it's hard to tell with Brock. It went on so long everyone just decided to ignore them and went back to talking about the park over their meal. Gary evetually broke the stair putting on Lance's glove. "you'll see Brock my gramps is never wrong," Gary said looking down at Brock who was on the floor because it's more dramatic that way with conviction in his eyes. Gary then pushed Bugsy's plate off the table and jumped on it ruining everyone's appetite. "Let's get this tour started!"
-So their on the tour now yeah-
They were all then seperated into groups of 4: Brock,Gary,Iris, and Lance and Misty,Crest, Chili and Bugsy. They all got into their cars and they went through these huge gate doors with tiki flames and fire painted on the base.
"geez what are they keepin in there," Gary began to joked as he nudged Iris with elbow," king dong?" "UGGHGUGUGHGHGUGH," Iris almost vomitted.
They eventually rode up to the first enclosure that was surrounded by a mondohuge large fence with a sign with kabutops and kabuto picture s and facts on it.
"And these are the Kabutos and Kabutops the selfish pokemon. they're good swimmers!," Pikabert said over the intercom.
"guess you could say they're very slimming," Garu chuckled. "No i mean what that doeesn't even work for a pwhat," Pikabert replied in confusion to Gary's really upbrow and sophistcated humor.
Iris was frowning but not because of joke not getting but ecause her 5th sense was acting up. "Pikabert that fence doesn't seem all that sturdy...what's to stop them and the other dinos from getting out...,"Iris asked with worrying worries.
"don't worry Iris all these fences are electric! powered by yours truly," Pikabert sniffed proudly and the intercom started to static because pikabert was spanking his cheeks.
Brock was looking out the window and pointed at the sing saying," it says here that they're part me typed so wouldn't electricity have no effect what so ever..."
Pikabet laughed," true but didn't i beat you up the first time we met, hey professor guess what Brock just said!" Brock got flustered and crossed arms humiliated by cute rodent.
"Now then," Pikabert annoucned as the rails started up again," let's go see those adorable archens!"
"H-hey lance," Iris asked blushing like mad blushy person," is eerything okay you're being awfully quiet..."
Lance was looking up at the sky with drangon knowledge. "Tis fine m'lady i am indeed enoying thy whimsical Gareth's elder "amusement park", however i doth sense a squall on the horizon. A storm might be on thy way..."
"oh Lance," Iris swooned all her greviances washed away like the storm he was just talking about.
-at the Lab plus gift shop-
The three science peeps were all gathered around a computer laughing their heads off. "oh that Brock always the class clown lol," Mr. Fuji laughed heartily. "So not like my grandson Gary," Porfessor Oak agreed his ribs rattling from laughter.
But then they noticed something odd about Pikabert. Not only wasn't he laughing but his cheeks were still sparking!
"Excuse me Mister Wesker but you wouldn't have a cold would you," Oak asked all concerned like. Pikabert covered the mic with his tail so our protags couldn't hear them. "i'm okay ," he reassured them as he gave his cheek pouches a little smoosh," they get like this when ever a thunderstorm is on the way, i guess that's just what pikachus do..."
Mr. Fuji went to another computer and looked at a meteorology map mathingy. "You don't think the storm might interfere with the tour do you gents?"
Pikabert looked at the monitor that displayed the karts with worry but Professor Oak was not fazed at all. "Don't worry everything will be fine or my name isn't Samael Marian Oak!"
-back to the tour in progress-
The tour had progressed very well so far enough though it was raining buckets. i mean that as a metaphor not a thing that was literally happening i feel like i should point that out. They had passed several pens featuring ancient pokemons like omastars, mammisworns, and sheldons. However most of them were no wear to be seen so everyone got bored and played pretend with figures of the pokes they got from goodie bags Fuji gavethem.
But the rain got much much worse, so much that they had to stop the tram!:OOOO
"sorry gang," pikabert said appologetically over the intercon," but where going to have to stop here until the storm's over."
Everyone groaned i'm even sure some of the fossil pokemon in the park groaned.
Pikabert however was determinded to make this the best day ever tho concarit! "while we wait if you please turn your attention to the right you'll see our biggest enclosure, can any of you guess what prehistoric baddie is keep behind that fence?"
Bugsy was jumping down in his seat excitedly. "ooo ooo i know something gigantic like a...a...giant dragonite!"
"bugsy no," pikabert faceplamed so hard you can hear it," the correct answer was genesect!"
Brock finally got over being owned "Wait wasn't that one of the most deadliest pokemon who ever lived!? Why would you bring one back!?"
"pika-shaw brock don't worry you have the electric gate protecting you," pikabert brushed off all of brocks concerns off to the floor and Blaine sweept them up and threw them into garbage bag and then incinerator.
BUT THEN JUST THEN, THE MAIN POWER RESERVE FOR THE PARK WENT OFF DISABLING ALL ELECTRICITY TO EVERYTHING. INCLUDING THE FENCES KEEPING THE POKEMON OUT! AND ON FRIDAY THE 13TH OF ALL DAYS!
"yo pikabert, gramps you there," Gary asked. There was no reply...
Iris suddenly got the willies again. "uh guys...," she timidly whispered as she pointed out the window. Something was looking at them from the forest...something with glowing ed eyes...
"dorothy we are not in pallet town anymore...," gary murmured seeing this as a perfect time to nail a movie reference as he and the other four slowly crept to the other side of the kart.
Out from the jungle appeared a giant bipedal robot bug with a large-o lazer cannon on it's back. The bug slashded through the former electric fence like it was cat swiping away cobweb.
"why...why is it a robot...," brock breathed hysterically,"...and why...did they give it a cannon..."
Gary shrugged slightly. "i don't know maybe they thought this story could use a little canon.." for some reason unrelated to the story at hand a live studio audience began cheering and laughing for some reason.
"what do we do...,"iris whimpered snuggled into Lance's boday. but not for romance or anything but fear for her life.
Suddenly a small figure came out from nowhere running towards the iron giant. IT was...Bugsy? what
"Bugsy," Brock shouted. "Thy little booger will be destroyed," Lance said.
But for some reason Genesect didn't attack bugsy. Intead it...picked Bugsy up and placed him on it's head and...flew off.
"well...wow...," Misty said as she got out from the kart she was in.
"Bugsy is a bug expert after all...,"Brock shrugged joining her.
"i thought his gym power was bugging people," Gary said slipping in the mud.
"what should we do now," iris asked. It was still raining pretty hard and the power was still out.
Gary clenched his fist and declared proudly," we should go back to where gramps and pikabert are! they're like, supersmart and can fix this!"
"Lest not forget one of this is a electric charged rodent,"Chilli and Cilan mentioned as they began their trudge back to the lab.
"Also be on your guard for dino pokemon," Misty cautioned.
-this is a seague-
So everyone marched back through all the muck and the mud. Gary was at the head of the pack walking with determination and purpose.
"so...Gary...," Brock awkwardly started as he walked up to him,"...um...so, you really seem to have a lot of faith and respect in your grandfather i see..."
"Of course," Gary said still looking forward," he's my only gramps and inventor of the pokedex!"
"heh yea i swear it's like the only thing you're actally serious about," brock added nervously not really knowing what to say.
They all continued to walk in silence, the only sound being gross wet sounds from the ground.
"um...sorry about slapping you with lance's glove...," gary said with embarrassment," you were kind of right about stuff..."
Brock nodded. "you know what, i was."
"yeah gramps can become a real abscentminded professor sometimes...," gary added.
Brock got curious. "hey gary what has your grandpa invented besides the pokedex anyway?"
Gary shrugged. "nothing really," he confessed," he hasn't done anything really since the lab accident. infact he didn't even work on most of the pokedex project, he just made me and ashy boy go out when we were kids to fill those pages." Gary's fist balled up like tense to show that he was stressed or upset over this. We also call this storytelling.
"i see...," Brock said understandingly," yeah my folks weren't too keen about things either. My parents always wanted me to be gym leaber like them but i wanted to be a breader you know? But then i got my powers...and i was so upset...that i...,". Brock broke off not having the hm05 for stregnth to move on.
"wait ashy boy told us you only did that to test your abilities," gary asked confused over continuity. Brock shook his head and replied bluntly," ash also believed me when i jokingly called rice balls jelly donuts." Gary was taken back. "you mean they're not!? but...i thought all food was jelly donuts...". "and so ash's web of lies continues," brock murmured solemnly.
Brock placed a manly brock arm on gary's shoulder. "you know gare, we're a lot of like"brock started," i meme sure i'm serious and you're a goofball but we both have awful family relations. You and your grandpa who only talks to you when he wants favors and obvious perference for ash as an heir-"
"wait i didn't know about that last part," gary said dejectedly.
"-and me not wanting to be the gym leader jock my parents wanted so i turned them all to stone. And that's okay and it doesn't determine who we are and our futures."
"wow brock...i..." gary said with huge sparkly eyes and he put his hand on brocks and the background got all abstract and pastely and there are now huge bubbles everywhere um, are they gonna kiss or something or...
"oh look we are here," misty announced and hey they are cool no more dumb characterization and backstory neato.
The once shinning lab plus gift shop was now covered in mud and slashes, the windows were broken and a trash can was knocked over on the side. What could've caused such carnage!?
"oh no Pikabert and Gary's grandpaw," Iris cried and she foolishly ran into the building.
"Iris wait," Misty called after her but it was much too late. That's it story's over folks thanks for reading.
But no seriously, they all followed iris inside the crushed remains of the former lavatory. Mud, blood and splattered glass was everyone on the floor, the once proud tyrantrum skeleton in the foyer was in complete shambles.
"well thank arceus in the pokeheavens that the gift shop is okay," Misty commented with words of truth saying at the park gift shop which was perfectly unscratched at all and Chilli and Crest went in to buy quality items at low prices to help them remember the fun they had during this eventure.
But suddenly a bunch of kabutops wearing torn pokepark ranger clothes showed up from somewwhre! "OMFGGEEEEEEEEEE," Iris screamed so lough and they all ran through the halls and kitchens being chased by the scary once dead pokes in very comical ways while a song about falling in love with some large bird as a metaphor for shyness played idk it's the late 60s it was a weird time.
They eventually gave them the slip or so they say and ended up in the room where pikabert and professer oak were hiding.
"gramps," gary said with some kind of emotion as he ran over to make sure his like 80 year old guardian figure was already.
"what happened to the power round here,"claire demanded explaination with audacity.
Pikabert was tending to wounds that angry kabutops gave. "i don't know," he spilled with express worring," something happened to the generator!"
Misty was confused for a second. "wait, i thought you said you were powering this place with pikapower?"
"i only said that to sound cool in front of the Oakster," Pikabert confessed pulling his huge bunny ears to his face so no one could see him cry like Iris.
"Next thing we knew all our lights and comouters went zippo and the kabutops were trying to get into the building. Mr. Fuji offered to go out and look to see what went wrong since he's immortal as i'm sure everyone knows and we locked our selves in this room waiting," Professor Oak calmly finished.
Lance put his still ungloved hand to his chin for some dragon thinking. "what strikes i most so odd is that thy storm percured no lightning whencesoever..."
Misty began to caught on quickly because she was a smart cookie. "...so there'n no way the storm could have disabled the power!"
"then...what caused the power to go out and let all the super dangerous dinos out...," iris pondered out loud.
"EASY WHAT YOU ALL HAVE IS SABATOGE!," declared a hamiliar voice from seemingly nowhere with arrogant confidence. They then heard bumping and clanging from the ceiling and out of the air vent came a bald man with sunglasses and cardigan we all know far to well...
""Blaine the janitor," everyone gasped with shock.
"Yes twas i who did the deed," Blaine cackled devilishy twirling his moustache, which gave his shadow on the wall horns like the red hot devil he was.
"But why Mr. Blaine," Iris pleaded.
"to get revenge on the men who destroyed the once thriving island paradise Cinnabar Island, not once but twice, and then made me clean up after them," Blaine backstoryied pointing his cane at Professor Oak and Pikabert.
"oh my arcues get over that already," Pikabert sighed exasperated.
Professor Oak stood up and faced Blaine while the fire blazed in the background. There was a fire in the lab too btw. "Blaine you have my sincerest apologizes, none of us meant for the that Cinnabar Island Lab Accident to happen. It's not too late to put the past behind us and strive towards a newer and brighter Cinnabar Island together," Oak bargained.
Blaine looked thoughtfuul for a moment before giving Oak his answer. "IT's too late for apologises Oak," he said solemnly. He then took the opertunity to deck Oak across hs skull with the cane . "Funny i guess when an Oak falls it doesn't make a sound," Blaine chuckled with sly evil humours.
"Gramps," Gary yelled for some reason. Blaine then rose into the air by thhe four mechanical tenacruels coming out of his back he had this entire time (everyone has been to polite to ask about them u.u)
Iris couldn't believe what was happeneing. Just an hour ago she was at a picnic with her friends and not being here trapped on an island with pokemon and vald men tring to kill them. Her knees buckled and she began to cry.
But then all of a sudden, like a god fom the machine, Pikabert bolted to the doors, knocking away the barracade furniture. "everybody get ready," he commanded as he opened the doors allowing the kabutops into the room.
The first thing they went for was Blaine, the shellfish pokemon jumped on him, cutting his limbs both flesh and mechanical with heir sicklesarms and dogpiling on him like wild dogs on wounded giraffe. "Nnooo, it wasn;t suppose to be like this," Blaine screamed desperately his arm stretched out of the huddled group of hungry dinos. During this everyone got out of the room. None of them looked back.
"So now what are we going to do," Brock asked once they were safely outside. They couldn't fly out on the helicopter since a group of rogue omanytes have clung onto it as a nursery.
But then in a shocking turn of events Genesect landed back on the island, Bugsy and Mr. Fuji on it's head. "lol honey were home," Mr. Fuji greeted everyone. "did i miss anything cool or sciencey on the tour," Bugsy asked like concerned nerd.
"It turns out the blackout was caused by Blaine as an act of revenge against our inhumane and unethical practices," Professor Oak filled them in.
"We saw a man get eaten alive in front of us," Iris said.
"Well hop on and leet's fly off," Mr. Fuji offered and Genesect lowered it's appendage to them like runway. Before Professor Oak boreded Brock grabbed him by his shoulder. "wait professor,"he said," i just want you to know that after careful consideration we aren't going to give your park any good pr."
Professor Oak didn't look all that shocked and put his arm around Gary. That's okay i always have my precoucious grnadson to put in a good word for me," Oak said gleefully," err...what was your name again...Blue?Jack? no John?"
Gary couldn't take it anymore. "It's Gary gramps, Gary MFing Oak, the future Pokemon League Champion and Sulton of Swag and not your pack mule or errendboy!Smell ya later Gramps," Gary shouted at him with selfassurance and sass and he sashayed onto the death robot bug while Oak just stood there dumbfounded.
Once they were all boarded on safely Genesect flew off into the sky. Everyone was pretty beat, Claire, Lance, and Iris were all alseep leaning on Brock and Bugsy was all curled up in Misty's lap because it was waaayyy past his bedtime. The sun was setting and wingulls were flying along side Genesect.
"This has been quite the adventure," Brock said with meaning.
"if you asked we i thought the entire thing sorta excSTINKED," Gary joked squazing one last pun in.
"But still i can't help but feel me missed something important...,"MMisty pondered.
It was quiet before they all shouted aloud ,"we forgot Chilli and CCilan!"
and everyone laguhed and the music got heavy again and the screen faded to black.
Le fin.