"Cousin?" They all asked together.
The two Spencer's nodded. The elder looking super shocked still, the younger found it hilarious.
"B-but, y-you, you said he was the God of your… yeah, world." Emily told the kid confused.
"Told you they were eavesdropping." The agent told his cousin.
"I am so happy I don't work with profilers." He commented back.
He then got off the desk and walked over to the brunette.
"And yes I did say that, gorgeous, along with giving him the major hickey he's been hiding for three days." He smiled, walking up to her.
No one saw Reid quickly put his hand up to cover the right side of his neck. They were all too busy staring at the young teen. Everything about him in that moment seemed like a lion, going in to feed on a gazelle.
"B-but, if you guys are cousins, then why did you say that… and give him a hickey?" Derek questioned.
Young Spencer set his sights on the strong man.
"To answer your second question, he wasn't paying attention to me, so I bit him." The youth said, strutting over to him.
"I was reading!" The doctor complained.
"And I was bored." The younger commented back, turning his head to look at the genius.
"And to your first question," He said, getting a little too close to Morgan. "It is just so…" He began, placing a hand on the strong man's chest and slowly letting it trail down his torso.
"No." Reid commanded as his cousin's hand got dangerously closed to his partner's manhood.
He grabbed the back of the shirt as he said it, and yanked the kid back quickly.
"Fun." He smiled.
Everyone got a slightly terrified look on their face.
"Do you know how entertaining it is to get close to a person, while having no desire to do anything sexual with them? It's sort of like a high. You have control over them. Even if only but for a second. You control anyone, just by making overtly sexual movements, with no intention of ever following through on them. And the fact that they react so whole heartedly to the delusion, makes it hilarious."
Everyone looked at him.
"Please stop scaring my colleagues." Reid partially begged, letting out a sigh.
"You guys look at murder each day. And try to figure out what effed someone up so bad to go around chopping heads off. If I scare them, they are clearly not prepared for their jobs." He told his cousin seriously. "But you know what we should do, we should go to a bar when you guys get done."
"Ok, first off, You just met them, you have no filter. Second, we probably won't be done till late. And three, you are nowhere near close enough to be legal to go into a bar." The genius breathed deeply, not believing how open his cousin was with people he just met.
"According to this," He said pulling a card from his boot and showing it to Spencer. "I am."
Reid sighed and pulled the card from the cocky boy. He looked at it and sighed again.
"Ricky?" He questioned.
"Who else?" He asked, jumping back on the desk.
The elder nodded with a look of slight annoyance on his face. The younger pulled the ID from the pale fingers. With a smile he slipped it back into his boot.
"Wait," JJ said, finally pulling out of her shock slightly. "You're not twenty one?"
"My credentials say I am." He smiled at her.
"And his birth certificate says he's only sixteen." The doctor rolled his eyes.
"What?" The four agents asked loudly.
The teen smiled at them.
"I look so much older, don't I?"
"B-but w-we saw you at the club. Why were you there if you're not…?" Emily fumbled.
"First, because I can and it's fun. Also, more importantly, I was working."
"Working? How were you working? You were dancing." Morgan pointed out.
"Yeah, that is part of my job. I'm a….uh, w-well, um…" He seemed to fumble with the right words.
"He's an escort." The doctor supplied for him.
Everyone looked even more shocked. They looked from their resident genius to the male dressed as a female, and back again. There was no way the two could be related.
"Please, Spencer, just please. Go home. I'll be there in a couple of hours." The doctor begged, knowing his friends were freaking out on the inside.
"Sure thing Baby Doll." The youngster smiled.
"No." Reid shook his head.
"I'll compile a list on the walk home."
"You walked here?"
"Yeah."
"The apartments halfway across town."
"Eh, it gives me time to think."
"You walked here dressed like that? You could have gotten seriously injured."
"I can protect myself."
"Take my car, and drive yourself home." He sighed, fishing the keys from his pocket.
"I can't do that Spencer."
"It'll make me feel better."
"How will you get home?"
"I'll find a way."
"I'll drive him." Morgan cut in, not realize until after he had spoken that he was the one that had said something.
"Aw, such a valiant knight in shining armor." The teen smiled.
"Thanks Morgan. Here, take my keys and get home."
The youth took the keys and kissed his cousin on the cheek.
"Thanks." He smiled.
"I'll walk you out." Garcia smiled.
"Thank you Beautiful." He smiled at her.
He let himself be lead from the building.
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Crappy ending, I know. I didn't know how to end it.
Big thank you to Katie Lyn Della-Robia for helping to revise my story. (=