Reid was pretty sure that Garcia's lair was sound proofed, at least to some degree. He had heard nothing from the inner lurking's, which scared him. His cousin alone was a loud person, as was their techie. Together though? He was scared at the volume they could get to. He kept looking over the door to the cave every couple of seconds.

"Reid, you ok?" Morgana asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Do you think they're ok? What if something got broken? Neither of them really have much of a filter, what if they start fighting? What if-?"

"Pretty Boy, calm down. They're probably just looking at stuff online. Nothing to worry about." His colleague cut him off.

"Are you sure?"

"If you're so worried, go take them coffee or something, so you can check on them."

Spencer contemplated for a second if he really didn't trust his cousin and his female colleague that much, then he remembered that, no, no he didn't. He got up and went to go make them coffee.

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There was a knock on the door to Penelope's lair.

"Come in!" The two occupants sang happily.

The genius walked in holding two cups of coffee.

"I just wanted to apologize for being so hesitant on you two spending time together, you've really proven you can handle it." He smiled, handing them their cups.

"Told you he was sweeter than chocolate covered in sugar." The teen smiled.

"I'm choosing to ignore that. So, what have you been up to?" He questioned, sitting slightly on the desk perpendicular to them.

"Well, Beautiful and I have decided a few things. First, we're going to go shopping after work. With Gorgeous and Stunning, of course. Then we're going to a bar this weekend with everyone, even the cute guy who doesn't smile, if he wants to. Oh, also a sleep over is planned, still yet to be determined as of what date, because of the hours you all keep. Girls night out this Friday if you guys don't' have a case. Oh, and we're all going to a club on Halloween." The youth rattled off.

"Halloween is still like an entire month away." The genius said slightly confused, not knowing how they could have planned so much and still gotten anything done in the less than an hour that they had been alone.

"That doesn't matter. You know how I feel about it, and Beautiful feels the same way." Young Spencer shrugged.

"Spencer, you guys just met."

"It was love at first sight I tell you." The teen said, putting a hand on his heart dramatically.

"You don't even like girls." The genius reminded him with a sigh.

"What?" J.J. and Prentiss asked, popping their heads into the lair.

"Hello Gorgeous. Hello Stunning." The escort smiled at them, waving like a flirtatious girl.

"Hey sweetie, Now what did Reid just say?" Emily asked, walking in to the room with her friend on her heel.

"He chastised me for saying it was love at first sight between Beautiful and I because I don't like girls." He said simply.

"Don't like girls how?" The skinny blonde asked to clarify.

Now they were very sure that young Spencer liked boys, it was a little obvious. But they were pretty sure he liked girls too, due to how he treated the BAU girls.

"I'm completely homosexual. I am not sexually attracted to females." He said confusion in his features as he did so.

"B-but, y-you call me…" The brunette said confused.

"Yes, just because I wouldn't hit on you, doesn't mean that I can't appreciate beauty."

"So you're…?" The liaison asked confused, not even able to finish her sentence.

"Gay." He finished with a smile.

The girls just stood there shocked, mouths hanging open. Garcia was unaffected however, no doubt having learned it in her text conversation with the item that had confused her friend.

"Well… uh, I think I'm just going to go back to my paperwork. If you guys need anything, let me know." The genius smiled before quickly ducking out.

The two girls just stood there, shocked.

"Are you alright?" Young Spencer asked, waving a hand in front of their faces.

"Y-Yeah, j-just shocked us a little." Emily said, pulling out of her confusion.

"I'm sorry. I just thought you guys already kinda knew. I mean, you did think I was my cousin's boyfriend."

"That was before we met you. We just thought you were bisexual."

"The one thing that I wanna know is, why are you and Spence both named Spencer? Didn't your parents think it would be a little confusing to have two Spencer Reid's?" Garcia questioned.

"It's quite simple Beautiful, neither one of us really gets talked about, every family has their secrets, and ours are generally about our relatives. The family doesn't talk about Cousin Spencer or Aunt Diana, because of medical condition. My dad didn't know about Aunt Diana, and my mom assumed that we would never meet, so she didn't want to let it mess with her name for me. Families are weird, especially ours." He chuckled at the end.

All three girls got quiet, not knowing that that was why they had never heard of any of Reid's family other than his parents. It did make sense though, in as twisted sort of way. Humans have the inane ability to shun things that don't conform to their variety of "normal", and their resident genius only fit into his own definition of normal… and just barely at that.

"W-Well, uh, Spencer," Prentiss started.

"It may get a dash confusing if you call me Spencer though, you may call me any nick name you wish. I answer to pretty much anything." He smiled.

"Uh, ok, well then…uh, Puck, We should go shopping soon." She smiled.

"Puck?" He asked, raising an eyebrow slightly.

"Like the fairy form A Midsummer's Night's Dream, if that's not offensive." She said, making sure to get permission.

"No, I like it. Puck, it fits me." He smiled.

"Can I call you Puck too?" Jennifer asked.

"Of course. And we will defiantly go shopping after work. We were actually going to ask you the next time we saw you. Great minds think alike they say."

All the girls laughed. They liked "Puck", he made them smile, which was sometimes hard to do. They all thought, in one of those weird moments when it seems like females can read each other's minds;

Maybe we'll have to ask Hotch to give him a job in the BAU… just maybe.

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Sorry for being so long away, and for how crappy this chapter turned out. Things have been really chaotic, what with the Holiday's coming around and all. Happy Thanksgiving! I promise to work hard to update, but Christmas is soon so… fingers crossed.

(As a side not, I'm actually finishing this up when I'm supposed to be helping cook dinner, but, procrastinating on one thing tends to help in the stopping of procrastinating of another. That's a good thing to know.)