"Kid, Kid, Pretty Boy, Reid, Reid, Reid, SPENCER!" Derek Morgan screamed, eventually throwing a file of paperwork at the young genius.

Papers flew from it, littering the small space with the white slices. Spencer looked over at him confused.

"Will you stop bouncing your leg. You've made my coffee spill twice already."

"Huh? Oh, sorry. I'm just a little nervous about Spencer. Jay Jay and Emily went in there with Garcia half an hour ago, and they're still not out."

"Will you stop worrying? He's a minor, the girls won't touch him. And he seems too nice to go after them."

"It's not that that I'm worried about. I will never worry about him possibly going out with girls, for the obvious reason. I just don't know what they're doing. He and Garcia already made plans for Halloween, and after work, and this Friday, and an unset date, and that's what they planned in the forty minutes I was away from them."

"Why won't you worry about him getting with a girl? And does it surprise you that the two of them planned that much?"

"Uh, because he's homosexual. And not really, just a little shocked, and worried about if they actually go through with all the plans."

"Spencer's gay?" Morgan asked shocked, accidentally knocking his coffee mug over, and not caring when the hot beverage spilled into his lap.

"Why is everyone so shocked by that?" The youth asked, walking out with Prentiss and Jennifer on either side of him.

"W-well… y-ya jus-" He fumbled.

"Do I not seem gay enough?" Spencer asked, looking down at his very feminine body.

"Puck, you look plenty gay enough. Trust me." The brunette smiled, wrapping him in a one arm hug.

"Puck?" Reid asked curiously.

"The epic dude from A Midsummer's Night's Dream." He informed his cousin with a shrug.

The genius just gave a small nod; it wasn't the worst thing for his cousin to be called.

"So… Puck, Hotch finally got on Garcia's case for not doing work?" The elder Spencer smiled slightly; he had a jovial air about him.

"Actually oh, sweet Angel of Mine,"

"No." The genius cut him off.

"Actually, Angel Face,"

"Nuh uh."

"Well, Angel Eyes,"

"Nope."

"Fine, Angel,"

"First, no. Second, what's with all the Angel stuff?"

"I made a mental list and all the nicknames I'm saying keep leading me to related ones, Boo."

"Good to know. And no way."

"Baby?"

"No."

"Babe?"

"No."

"Amazing?"

"Possibly."

"Chipmunk."

"No way in Hades."

"Bambi?"

"Is that one because of my mom or me not being graceful?"

"Get back to work." Aaron cut in, climbing down the stairs.

"I'll see you when I'm done. Bye Puck." Emily smiled to the young escort before going back to his desk.

Young Spencer walked up to his cousin then.

"As I was trying to tell you before you so rudely interrupted, no. Beautiful has to talk to Stunning about what they're going to make me wear when we go shopping after work; they said they needed time alone."

"Why isn't Prentiss with them then?"

"They're texting Gorgeous. They just didn't want the cute guy who doesn't smile to get suspicious and make me leave, so they had her go back to her desk."

Spencer nodded his head in approval of how smart his colleagues were. Then he went back to his paperwork.

"Hey, since you didn't like sunshine, what about Starshine?" The teen asked, sitting cross legged on the floor next to his cousin's desk.

"Do you need me to get you a chair?" The adult sighed, not looking up from his work.

"I'm ok, Starshine."

"To quote Haruhi, 'No way in hell Senpai'."

"I can't believe you remember that."

"We only watched it a couple of months ago, and I do have an eidetic memory."

"I thought that that was just for remembering things you saw."

"When have you ever watched something without subtitles?"

Young Spencer thought about it and shrugged. His cousin was right, he always had subtitles on; it was just what he did.

"I'm glad we get to spend time together again, Darling."

"Yes to the spending time together part. No to the name."

"Stud Muffin?"

"No." Reid replied, turning back to his paperwork.

"Cookie?"

"No."

"Cutie."

"Try again."

"Bunny."

"No."

"Lover?"

"No."

"Lovey?"

"Nope."

"Dovey?"

"Hundredth try's the charm?"

"Sparky?"

"What am I a dog now?"

"If you are, what kind of tricks can you do?"

"The kind that gets you banned from this building for inhibiting this team's productivity in our work?"

"Oh, that's just cold. Lil Eskimo."

"Really? Where do you even come up with these names?"

"Google." The teen shrugged, grabbing a book from the book case right behind his cousin.

"Should have known."

"You really should have, aren't you supposed to be a genius?"

"You know I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified."

"That doesn't mean you're not considered a genius by society. You've read the dictionary, as you know I have. A genius is stated to be 'an exceptional natural capacity of intellect, especially as shown in creative and original work in science, art, music, etcetera. A person having an extraordinarily high intelligence rating on a psychological test, as an IQ above one forty.' And yours is one eighty seven."

"It is so weird to hear Spencer-talk from Puck." Emily said.

Her and her two female co-workers were all standing here with their jaws slightly dropped and confusion on their faces.

"You guys didn't think he was the only smart Reid, did you?" Young Spencer smiled, standing up.

"Well," They all said, looking in different directions.

"No reply is necessary. But my dear Sweetie Pie,"

"No." Reid cut in, still not looking up from his work.

"Has threatened to have me kicked out, so let us retire to Beautiful's lair so we may talk without the cute guy who doesn't smile coming and yelling at us."

"Let's do it." Garcia smiled.

The two went back to her lair as J.J. and Emily went back to their desks.

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The BAU day was ending. No overwhelmingly needed cases were brought to them, so they were all wrapping up their work so they could go home (and the girls could go shopping with young Spencer).

Garcia and the adorable youth came out of the techie's lair. They were both smiling.

They went up to the genius' desk. Garcia leaned across it with a smile as the teen jumped on top of the desk and leaned closely.

"Yes." The intellect questioned, leaning back from his work to look at his two intruders.

"Well, Honey Bunch,"

"No."

"As, I was saying. Pack up your stuff. We're leaving." The teen smiled.

"What?"

"We're going shopping."

"I know you are."

"No. WE, as in you, Beautiful, Gorgeous, Stunning-"

"Heh. Good luck Kid." The dark skinned male chuckled at his team mate.

"And of course our lovely Knight in shining armor is coming too." "Puck" smiled, turning to face the male.

"W-what? No." Derek said, shaking his head.

"Do you really think you can stand up to both of our puppy pouts?" Garcia questioned the strong agent, raising her eyebrows.

Morgan looked between the two. He sighed.

"Fine. But if wither of you try to dress me up, I'm leaving." He warned them.

"Oh, don't worry. We're only going to dress up Cousin Spencer. "

"WHAT?"

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Sorry it's been so long. I'll try to update faster.

Oh, and if anyone has an idea for a nickname for young Spencer to call Older spencer, please let me know. I will be sure to thank you in the chapter. =)