DAD
"sempi cut it out"
"but Haruhi I don't see why I can't be your dad and boyfriend"
Esther looked up from her tea "'cuz its gross?"
Amber picked of the strawberry from the cake she was sharing with Karou " because its wired?" she then popped the berry into her mouth
Alisha didn't even move her head from mori's shoulder "because why would you want too?"
Kaylee looked up from the card game she was having " maybe because of badly written fanficion has influenced his mind, though that sound more like a porno, 'daddy', you know like pimps and girls having that fetish"
Lexi covered her ears "LALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAA" she sighed" any way Tamaki your nothing like a dad, or at least not like mine"
"I know, lexis dad is a legend she is a super cool dude" kaylee smiled "I'm his second daughter"
Lexi gowned "try living with him 24/7. 'dad I'm hungry' 'hi hunger I'm john' 'dad I'm serious' 'no you're not you hungry' 'dad would you please be serous for once in your life' 'but you said you were serious' 'OH MY GOD DAD JUST GET ME FOOD' 'why didn't you say so hungry troll-lo=lo'"
Kyoya looked up and took his hand of ethers nee to adjust his glasses "at least we now know where you get it from"
Lexi growled and pace palmed into Hika's lap.
kaylee played down her hand winning the game " lexi you do know siting with your head in his lap and with him stoking your hair, it kind of looks like you're giving him a blow jo-"
"NONONONOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP STOOOOP SHHHHHHHHHHHZZZ WOMAN NO MASS, NO MORE URGHHHHHHHHHH"
Lexi proceeded to run out the room.
Alisha hit kaylee with the book. "really?