Ok, so I just have to do this. Supernatural Lover D.S.W, you are A-FRICKEN-MAZING! I saw the loooooooooooooooong review of the story and immediately thought, "Oh crap, it's gunna be someone saying how stupid my story is"… but it wasn't. You made me smile, for a long time. Jer even asked me if Pushing Daisies came back on (I love that show). I showed him the review, and he smiled along with me. You are terrific.

That's not to say that the rest of you aren't. Ok, I will gush forever if I don't just stop now. So, Supernatural Lover D.S.W, *suffocating hug that shows how much I enjoy you* On to the story, and this chapter is for you hun. You rock!

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Reid sat down next to his friend.

"Let me see." Derek smiled, turning to look at him.

Spencer rolled his eyes but stuck his tongue out. Morgan smiled at how childish the genius looked. He really did look his age when he was calm… which seemed to only be when his cousin was around.

"Did I ever tell you about my first girlfriend in college?" The ex-football player asked.

"Uh, no." The genius said confused, putting his tongue back in his mouth.

"Well, she was ninety percent positive that she was a lesbian, but she was dating me to make sure that she was. She had a bunch of piercings too. She always wore rainbow jewelry in them, it didn't take me long to realize something… I reeeally like piercings."

Reid smiled a little bit.

"Well, if you want, I can wear all my piercings tomorrow when we got to the bar." (A/N Props to Supernatural Lover D.S.W for giving me this idea)

"I think that'd be really-"

Derek was cut off by a busty blonde leaning over the back of the table in front of them. She was facing them, making sure that her boobs were on the top of the booth seat.

"Hey, did you know that you're like… really cute?" She asked, biting her lip and looking only at Reid.

The intellect looked at her confused.

"Because you are. I totally love the college teacher's aide look." She smiled. "Think you can teach me something?" Her eyes had a fake innocent look in them and she pouted slightly.

"I don't think he can." Derek interjected.

Spencer's mouth was open for a reply. Neither one of them realized how it looked.

Derek's arm was draped over the back of the booth… making it look like his arm was around the genius. He had a slightly possessive look in his demeanor. Plus the fact that the rainbow piece of jewelry was in the doctors open mouth.

The girl saw all of this and rolled her eyes with a scoff.

"You all should just start wearing a fucking sign or something." She said madly, getting up and walking away.

Unfortunately, the girls and "Puck" were coming back from the bathroom and the girl crashed shoulders with Young Spencer. The doc saw this, and settled in… he knew his cousin well.

"Watch it." She commanded the teen.

"Don't be mad just because you're boyfriend wishes he was looking at me in bed instead of you." The words came from his mouth so easily; it shocked the BAU girls a little bit.

"What the fuck did you just say to me?" The bimbo asked angrily, turning around to look at them.

"Maybe if you closed your legs and opened your ears, you would have heard me." Young Spencer said, turning around to face her as well.

Normally you would think that an employee of the restraint would come break it up… honestly… they were all too scared. (Plus male's generally enjoyed girl fights.) The BAU girls sat down in the booth quickly, watching to see what would happen.

"Bitch, you better watch what the fuck you say to me." The slut commanded.

"And why the fuck would I do that? Your daddy probably talked to you this way when you were all over his cock, so I can too." The teen came back.

He was really good at it; it didn't look like he had to try to come up with a comeback.

"Bitch, you don't know the first fucking thing about me."

"I know your hair, nails, tan, boobs, and smile are fake. I know your daddy paid for those clothes, and your boyfriend paid for those boobs."

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Fucking make me slut!"

"Whatever, I could care less about you and your queer friends."

"Yea, that's what your mom said to you as soon as you turned eighteen."

"Fucking bitch!"

"Why are you calling yourself?"

The bimbo glared but stormed off. "Puck" just shrugged and sat down.

"Wow." The girls said with slight smiles.

"Good job." His cousin appraised.

"You're encouraging him?" Derek asked the doctor confused.

"No, I'm just saying that I'm happy he didn't mention the other things."

"Other things?" The rest of the BAU asked.

"Like how she was just hitting on me because of the male's she was with." The genius said like it was common knowledge.

"Or like how her female significant other was looking at her with sad eyes." The cousin shrugged.

"And how she was hiding her gay pride tattoo that's on her hip."

"Let's not forget how she quickly left the fight because her girlfriend left the restraint."

The entire table just looked at them.

"You mean she was a lesbian?" Morgan asked confused.

"Yup, but she's not out to any of her friends, a fact that makes her girlfriend sad. She only hit on Studly here-"

"No."

"Because she knew he was here with other people and wouldn't leave them."

"Wow." Emily said. "You kinda rock little dude."

That's when their waitress came up. It was clear she was trying to hide her smile.

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After dinner they went to the book store. (They had to make some contentions to The Doc) They all immediately went to different parts of the store.

Garcia and "Puck" went to the manga section, Emily and Jennifer went to the biography section, while Derek and Spencer went to the nonfiction adult section. It wasn't long until all three pairs had found a book and started skimming it.

But the BAU boys' book was slightly different. They had been in the nonfiction adult section… but then Derek had wandered away and his friend obviously went to find him. He found him in the romance novel section… just not the hetero romance novel section.

"Are you reading a slash novel?" The younger asked, looking over his teammate's broad shoulder.

"Yea, I started reading a hetero one… but then it got kinda boring. And this cover looked really cool."

"Haven't you ever heard of not judging a book by its- wow, can you actually do that with your leg?" He cut himself off when he started reading the contents of the page Morgan was reading.

He had skipped straight to the sex scene.

"Yea, I can show you." Derek smiled, turning his attention to the genius.

"Oh, really?" Spencer asked, turning his attention to his friend as well.

"Yes really." Morgan took a step closer.

The two looked into each other's eyes without blinking. Neither was willing to admit defeat by blinking.

"Spencer, will you please Beautiful that she does not want to watch Elfen Lied?!" The teenager said hastily, walking to them.

Luckily he talked before he could see them and both adult males got away from each other. Derek hastily put the book back on the shelf. No sooner had the book been put back, that their techie and prostitute walked into their view.

"Garcia, Spencer's right, you shouldn't watch it. It's too much like our job, you should read Chibi Vampire." Doctor Reid said, quickly getting away from the weirdness.

"Fiiine." She sighed.

She rolled her eyes and walked away. Her new bestest friend went to follow her, but turned around.

"Oh, Knight In Shining Armor, that's a really good book." He said, pointing to the shelf Derek had placed the slash novel on.

Young Spencer smiled and walked away.