torajune28, FINALLY! I was waiting for someone to bring it up, and you were the first. It'll come in sometime, I want to say soon, but I generally just go with the flow of the story and let the things I plan connect themselves. So, I will TRY to make it soon, but… yea.
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The group sat at the table, none talking. They didn't really know what to say. They had seen their genius go all protective, and hadn't fully registered it as having happened.
"We could play a game." "Puck" said.
"What game?" Garcia asked, desperate to get back to normal.
"Never Have I Ever?" Jennifer suggested.
"Emily concurs." Emily nodded.
"Seriously?!" Young Spencer asked in a yell, really wanting to understand what the heck was happening.
"I'll explain later." Penelope told him in a low tone.
"What's Never Have I Ever?" Rossi asked confused.
"You get in a circle with people, like we are now, and someone says "Never Have I Ever" and then something that they've never done. Everyone that has done that has to take a drink of alcohol." Young Spencer explained.
He got the evil eye from his cousin at the last part, so he added on.
"But since I'm not allowed, I'll play the child's version, called ten fingers. For everything that is said that I have done, I have to put down a finger. When I have no fingers left, I'm out."
"I'm in." Jennifer smiled.
"You know I am." Garcia smiled.
"Emily'll do it!" Prentiss said, raising her hand slightly.
"Yea, ok." Derek shrugged.
"Fine." Hotch gave a small smile.
"Make the most of our time before the case. What the hell?" David shrugged.
"Yay! I'll start!" "Puck" all but squeed. "Uh, ok, never have I ever… seen someone the day before they died."
Everyone glared as they took a drink. He was playing to win. Garcia, who was on his left, went next.
"Never have I ever, done a handstand." She said simply.
Derek, Aaron, Emily, Jennifer, Young Spencer, and Older Spencer all took a drink. (Well, Young Spencer put down a finger)
Jennifer was next.
"Never have I ever, slept with someone I didn't know the name of." She smiled when she said it, very proud of that.
"Puck", Emily, Derek, and David took a drink/put a finger down.
"Never have I ever, been in a devil's three way." She smiled.
Puck put a finger down, and Derek took a drink.
"What's that?" David asked.
"Devil's three way, as defined by the Urban dictionary is "a three-way involving two men and one woman, as opposed to a love sandwich, two women and one man, a "lucky Pierre", involving three men, or a heavy harem, involving three women". That's not what I'm stuck on though." The younger Spencer said quickly, looking at her in confusion.
Rossi looked at them with wide eyes, not knowing that about his teammate. Prentiss looked at the teen confused.
"You specified, so that means you've either been in a love sandwich, or a heavy harem."
"Maybe I just said that so that I could make more people drink."
"But you didn't. I may not have grown up in Vegas, and I may not be a profiler… but I do work with people. So, which was it?" The teen asked, showing off his intellect.
"You'll see." She smirked.
"I'll help you Spencer." His cousin sighed. "Never have I ever been in a three way with two girls and one boy."
Emily was the only one to drink. She glared at him.
"Never have I ever organized a Chaplin marathon for myself." Derek shrugged, not knowing anything shocking to say.
David took a drink and Young Spencer put down a finger.
"Never have I ever… finished all my paperwork in one day." Their leader said, unsure of anything else.
No one took a drink… they had a lot of paperwork on a day to day basis.
"Never have I ever started a drinking game." Rossi shrugged.
"Oh, so that's how it's gunna be? Game on Author Dude." "Puck" let it be known before he put a finger down.
Reid, Morgan, Prentiss, and Garcia all took a drink. Everyone laughed at the prostitute's comment.
"Never have I ever published a book." He declared.
Everyone knew one thing…"Puck" had stopped playing to win… now he was playing to beat David.
"Never have I ever turned a fun drinking into a competition." Garcia scolded.
"Imma let that go because you'd be love if I swung that way." The kid let her know, putting down a finger.
Spencer and Derek took a drink.
"Never have I ever done a body shot." Jennifer smiled, seeing someone doing one by the bar.
Everyone but her took a drink/put a finger down.
"Ok, that is just so not ok. So, Imma go get a few body shot kits from the bar. One for Beautiful, one for Stunning, and one for Captain Brainian." The youngest smiled, getting up.
"No." His elder cousin replied to the name.
They watched him go up to the bar. He leaned over the bar just like the girls did. He got carded, but he had a really good fake. Within five minutes, he was back at the table. He handed one test-tube shot to Jennifer, one test-tube shot to Garcia, and one normal shot to Spencer. The three just kinda looked around, not knowing who they were gunna do them off of.
"Honestly, I am the youngest. Jeevas, I shouldn't have to do everything. Beautiful, you do it off me. Stunning, you do it off Gorgeous. Cousin dear, you do it off Knight in Shining Armor." The kid rolled his eyes.
The girls shrugged.
"WHAT?!" Spencer yelled.
"Fine, you can do it off the cute guys that doesn't smile… or even Author Dude. Take your pick." Young Spencer said, already annoyed with his cousin for attempting to refuse.
The girls looked between the two Spencer's, confused as to why they were so tense. The cousins looked at each other for half a minute. Then the genius turned to his younger male co-worker.
"I'm fine with it, it's just shot, and we are supposed to be having fun." Derek smiled at Reid.
Everyone started setting up their partners to take a shot off of. It was actually relatively easy to put the shot glass in between "Puck"s fake boobs.
Now, doing a shot off a boy is different than doing a shot off a girl, but only slightly. The salt still goes on the neck, the lime still in the mouth. But the shot is on the groin.
Garcia quickly did the shot off of her new bestest friend. Then Jennifer did her shot off of Emily. Finally, their genius, working at supersonic speed, did the shot off of Morgan.
"So… what next?" "Puck" asked with a smile.
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Ok, so, I've thought about it a bunch, and I really had a lot of fun with the "Who is Hercules?" contest. So, I'll be having another contest. It will go on until the chapter where the question is answered. The contest will be, who do you think is the guy that "Puck" says Reid needs to forget about? It could be a person that is in the show, it could be a person that it not in the show. The relationship could be anything from an Uncle to a lover. Have fun, OH! And it will be the first one to guess correctly.
Good luck. =)
