So, EVERYONE WISH JER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It is today… when I'm uploading this (I put the authors notes in last so I have an accurate measure on just how much I've written) it is his b-day! I am so happy that he's finally nineteen!

Sorry, I like birthdays, onto the story.

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All the BAU girls and Derek were in Reid's kitchen. They were waiting for the other two BAU boys to get there. Reid was getting some ice out of his fridge. He loved the thing that gave off ice and water… it was very easy with his hyper active cousin around.

The genius had his cup of ice as he turned away from the fridge. That's when his cousin jumped out from behind the wall and shouted loudly. The elder jumped, his ice flying out of the cup and thudding to the ground. He slammed the cup onto the counter.

"Spencer Kingsley Reid, don't you ever do that again." He scolded, walking towards the younger male.

"Sorry." "Puck" said in a voice that made it seem like he really wasn't sorry. "What do you guys think?" He smiled, waving his hand down his body.

He was already dressed in his costume. He was a vampire. He made sure to make his mouth into a growl so they could see the fangs in his mouth.

He had two sets of two on the top of his mouth, and two sets of two on the bottom of his mouth. He had in red contacts with an outer ring of yellow, his eye makeup made them pop, it was pink around the corners and yellow every place that wasn't the corners. There was even a little on the end of his eyebrows. He had on black and purple arm warmers. The purple was laces up the arms, bow on the hand. It matched his black and purple vest; the purple also looked like it was laced up on the sides. He was also wearing black leather booty shorts that had two zippers where the pocket was. He had on black leather platform boots that went up almost all the way to the knee. He had a necklace that said "bite me" on it. The pendant part looked to be made of wood.

"Wow." Everyone said in unison.

"Right? I've been pinning to wear this since freshman year." He sighed, wiggling his hips a little in a dancing way.

"Wow, I think Reid may have to bring a stick to get those boys away from you." Emily chuckled, looking at how soft his legs looked.

"Nope. He and I talked it over, and tonight… I HAVE FREE REIGN!" The teen was so very happy. "I'm gunna get laid!"

With that, he started dancing around the apartment.

"Wow, how'd that happen?" Jennifer chuckled.

"Oh dear lord, you have got to be kidding me." The doctor said in all seriousness, fear filling him immediately.

"Oh, and just so you know cousin, I'll be working on Halloween." The teen said, setting the outfit in his hand on the bed.

"Spencer," The genius had the warning tone again.

"Spencer, I haven't had sex almost the entire time I've been here. And that's ok for some sexually repressed people like you, but for me it isn't. I NEED sex, I am so close to exploding."

The younger pouted, his eyes saying how much he really did want sex.

"Fine, but you stay on the premises. You don't leave; you don't go home with anyone. You can have sex in the bathroom for all I care, but don't leave. Ok?"

"If I say yes, I can have sex? Both for a job and because they're really cute?"

"Fine."

"Ok, you sir, have a deal."

"It's my Halloween gift to him." The doctor shrugged.

"Halloween gift?" Emily asked.

"Yea, Halloween is his favorite holiday, so he gives gifts and kinda hopes to receive them on Halloween."

"Speaking of which, I have presents!" The prostitute smiled, walking up with five presents in his arms.

He handed them out to the four people then stood back and smiled, wanting them to open the presents. Penelope opened hers first.

She got a dartboard with twelve darts. Emily was next; she got the movie Never Cry Werewolf. Jennifer shrugged and opened up her gift. She laughed when she saw what it was, it was a Chia pet. The strong male opened up his gift. Derek's gift was an Air Blaster Tek 6. He rolled his eyes as he smiled. The cousin of the gift giver opened his up last. He smiled as he looked up at his cousin.

"Good job." The genius nodded.

"Thought you might like it."

"What'd you get?" Jennifer asked.

Reid pulled out the thick book and showed it to the, It was all of the stories by the Brothers Grimm.

"That boy really does know you." Derek chuckled.

"Well, I'm tired of waiting; let's get all of you dressed."

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Derek had been dressed first. He was a macho cowardly lion. Penelope got dressed second; she was a sexy Tin Man. Then Jennifer got dressed, sexy Morticia Addams. Emily got dressed up as Wednesday Addams.

Rossi and Hotch finally got there, and immediately got dressed up. Aaron was dressed in a Gomez Addams costume. David became the Scarecrow.

All six of them were waiting in the living room for their genius to come out and show them who he was. There wasn't much he could be, since they had assumed the teen was the only one being dressed independently. He could be a flying monkey, or Puglsey, or Pubert, or the wicked witch, or the good witch.

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It was almost forty minutes after the rest of them had been dressed that he walked out. Everyone's jaws dropped to the ground as they saw him.

He was Dorothy. And not a male version. He had on red sparkly high heels with the white stockings. The blue and white dress with overall straps. The poofy shoulders of white, the frill of white under it, and white where his boobs would be if he had them. Also he had a basket; the handle was resting on his elbow. There was a brunette wig on his head that had pigtails with bows matching his dress tied them.

"Shut up." Reid rolled his eyes. "I had to make a deal with Spencer. He said he would tone down his outfit if I toned up my outfit."

"That's toned down?" Jennifer chuckled, looking at the teen.

Older Spencer looked right into her eyes and said, total seriousness in his features:

"Yes."

Everyone could see that so they just shrugged.

"Ok, well, now that we're ready, let's go to the club!" "Puck" commanded, all but skipping to the door.

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They sat at the table at the club and looked around with a smile. Their favorite fashion teen was on the dance floor, where he had been for over an hour.

"You gotta miss having that stamina." Jennifer chuckled.

"I don't think I ever had that kind of stamina." Reid commented, looking at his cousin kind of like a science project.

"I think you're diss crediting yourself just a little. I think, if given the right incentive, you would be able to dance that much." Derek smiled.

"Yea right."

"I think so… like say if we had a bet."

"We already have another bet that you're going to lose."

"If you're so confident, why don't we make another bet?"

"Fine, but I pick the stakes this time."

"Have at it genius."

"When you lose, you bring me a cup of coffee every day for two months straight."

"And when I win?"

"If, by some grace of God, you win, I will do part of your paperwork for a month."

"You seem to have made that a little bit fairer for yourself."

"Scared you'll lose?"

"You wish."

"Um, I'm a little confused. What are you guys betting about?" Penelope asked confused.

"Whoever stays on the dance floor the longest wins." Derek told her.

That's when the teen came up to the table with a big smile on his face. He was panting slightly.

"Hey cousin." He said, loud enough that his cousin who sat across the table could hear him. "That half-dressed blonde nurse at the bar told me to tell you that you can "follow the yellow brick road back to her house so she can give you a physical." Not even joking."

The doctor's eyes widened. He shook his head.

"Just relaying the message, well, I better get back to Daven… Trevor, sorry. See you guys." He smiled before heading back onto the dance floor.

"I don't want to go talk to her." Reid said bluntly, looking at the girl his cousin had described.

"You don't have to. I have a plan." Morgan assured him.

"Why does that not make me feel any better?"

The strong male rolled his eyes but got up and pulled the genius up with him. He threaded his fingers through Reid's and began walking towards the bar. He made sure to walk right past the girl that had apparently come on to the geek. Derek gave her a little glare before finally reaching the dance floor and letting his companion go. They immediately started dancing.

"And that waaaas?" The doctor asked chuckling slightly.

"A little maneuver I learned a while ago. I'm pretty sure she'll stay away from you."

"Thanks, now, onto dancing so I can win."

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Thirty minutes later Young Spencer came back and sat down. He was panting and had the biggest smile on his face.

"Finally get tired?" Emily chuckled.

"No," He looked over at the adult males and pushed their heads together slightly.

Their ears were pressed together and their other ears were covered by his hands.

"Ran out of condoms actually." He said.

He let go of them and sat down again. The adults looked at him.

"I kinda figured you wouldn't want to know." He shrugged at them.

The eldest looked at each other, then shrugged.

"Thanks." They said simultaneously.

"No problem, so where is my cousin dearest and Knight in Shining Armor?"

"On the dance floor. They have a bet going, the last one on the dance floor wins." Jennifer rolled her eyes.

"Well then. Oh hey, whatever happened with him at that girl who wasn't very original in her metaphors?"

"Derek kind of scared her off by pretending to be with Reid." Emily smiled.

"Then this should be fun to watch." The youngest commented, looking at where his family member was on the dance floor.

Everyone else looked as well; the girl who had hit on him was heading towards him. They all settled in to see what would happen.

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Reid was having so much fun dancing with his friend, that he didn't notice the girl heading towards him until she cut between them. She was facing the genius with a flirty grin on.

"Why don't you ditch him and come home with me?" She asked, leaning in to his ear.

She was also talking very loud, so Derek heard her. He grabbed her shoulder and pulled her back slightly so she looked at him.

"I thought you got the message before, he doesn't want to go home with you." He let her know.

"Shut the fuck up fag." She scoffed.

"Oh hell to the fucking no." Doctor Reid said, walking to the side a little bit so she could see his face.

He knew how much the word could hurt people, so he never let it slip.

"You do not use that word." He told her.

She just rolled her eyes.

"I don't like being mean, but I will if you don't leave… now." It was clear he was angry.

"And what the fuck is a FAG like you gunna do about it?" She was also mad.

"Shut your mouth and your legs you three sent hoe. The only reason you're like this is because your boyfriend didn't want your skanky body anymore, so he dumped you. Now I can go on… and I will if you don't get out. Take your pick Blondie."

Morgan was looking at him with a dropped jaw. The girl scoffed but left.

"Alright kid, where'd that come from?" Derek chuckled, clamping him on the back.

"When Spencer came out, that's what they spray painted on his locker, he cried for two days. That word is not ok with me, it never will be."

"Wow… heart of gold. Drinks on me." The elder chuckled, walking towards the bar.

As soon as he was officially off the dance floor, Older Spencer exclaimed;

"I win!"

Derek rolled his eyes but smiled. Reid followed him to the bar. They brought drinks back to the table.

"What happened with the nurse?" The teen asked confused.

"She said a bad word." The doctor told him, sitting down.

"The f word?"

"That's the one."

"Fuck?" Emily asked, very confused.

"No, Shortened version three letters, full version six letters." The teen let her know.

"Oh you mean f-" She started.

"Don't say it." The genius warned.

"Sorry." She immediately apologized.

"Well, who wants another round?" Aaron smiled.

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I hope you liked it. Links to everyone on my profile. =) Don't forget to wish Jer a happy birthday!