ouran dabbles

by slither the executive producer

a collection a short (and long) story's on the host club, it strongly contains OC's K for content T for language. were five girls are given the chance to attend ouran academy, and as the host clubs job to make every woman happy. even if they are fangirls, psychopaths, pixies, hyper, shy, adorable, wired and random

30. the one with the pasta

"Wow there kaylee don't kill it eat it" lexi giggled at me as I was stabbing the pasta with the fork

Alisha sighed drawing up the eat opposite me as lexi sat down next to me "isn't that the same thing lex"

Lexi cried her doing and shrilled a scream, "NOOO that poor past it could have had a wife and kid back home WHAT HAVE WE DONE"

Alisha sweat dropped "I just had to open my mouth" she paused to look at kaylee "you okay sweetie" Alisha's mothering side coming out

Kaylee sighed pushing the pasta away from her "not hungry"

"AND THEN THE DADDY PASTA HAD TO GO OFF TO WAR AND WHILST HE WAS AWAY THE MOMMY PASTA SAID YOU WOULD WAIT FOR HIM BUT HAD A AFFIRE WITH THE MAIL MAN"

'Bear walked over and sat in a spear seat "is someone going to stop her"

Esther laughed siting her tray of food down "nope, if you take away half the crap and change the names it could be the world's next greatest story"

Amber laughed "if you say so" soon the two were in deep conversation

"AND THEN TRAGADY SRIKS AS THE SON RAISES HIS DAD WAS …. A HORSE OH THE SHAME OH THE INDIGNITY" lexi had now started hand gestures

Alisha was determined not to let the matter slip "bull shit you not hungry what up?"

"Nothing" kaylee mumbled laying her head into the table

"Come on you didn't even eat something's up"

Kaylee lifted her head "Kas asked me to go to this out door training thing with him"

Alisha laughed "OH THE HORROR how dear he is a good boyfriend inviting you and spoiling you"

Kaylee growled "I WILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW RELM"

"AND THEN THE YOUNG AND BEAUTUIF MARSHMELLOW DANCED TO THE MOONLIGHT"

"So what is the problem?"

"It involves climbing and heights and you know I'm no good with them"

Alisha smiled "go any way you'll love it you don't have to climb" kaylee open der mouth the brunet continued "Kas wont care kaylee he LOOOOVVVESSS YOUUUU"

Kaylee smiled "I guess he does … HEY DON'T TEAS ME"

"THE BEES SAW THE EFFORT WAS USLESS AND THEN the pasta wakes up in the hospital room to realise that it was a dream of his last breaths and all his friends were real just not in that way, he could now die happy knowing it was over"

Kaylee laughed "I almost wished I had listened"