"Well hello Casanova, you were gone so long I thought maybe Hotch ate you." Garcia chuckled, looking at the clock on the far wall of her office.
"Nope, just had to tell him exactly what my stance on everything was."
"Well, that's good. Hey, so about-" Garcia started to say.
She was cut off by "Do You Love Me" playing from somewhere. Instantaneously, "Puck" started doing old school dance moves all around and singing at the top of his lungs.
"You broke my heart
'Cause I couldn't dance
You didn't even want me around" He said, not paying any attention to her.
"And now I'm back, to let you know
I can really shake 'em down." He smirked to himself.
"Do you love me?" He sang loudly, flipping his hair as he started liquid dancing.
"I can really move
Do you love me?
I'm in the groove
Ah do you love?
Do you love me?
Now that I can dance, dance"
Garcia pulled out her phone and began taking a video of the youth… not that he noticed.
"Watch me now" He said, stopping and putting his hands up like he was stopping someone.
Immediately after that though, he began liquid dancing yet again around her small lair.
"Oh, work, work
Ah, work it all baby
Work, work
Well, you're drivin' me crazy" He sang, moving his fingers in circles by his ears.
"Work, work
With a little bit of soul now, work
I can mash-potatoe, mash-potatoe" He swung his hands high above his head as he began spinning, his eyes slowly slipping closed.
"And I can do the twist
I can do the twist
Now tell me baby
Tell me baby" He was still spinning, and ended up knocking over a stack of files.
They spilt onto the ground, but he didn't stop moving, so Penelope just kept recording.
"Mmm" Honestly, the only way to describe the way he did that, was to plainly say that it was a sex noise.
He even bit his lip and threw his head back. The techie's eyes opened slightly wide at that.
"Do you like it like this?
Do you like it like this?
Tell me
Tell me
Tell me" His spinning increased in velocity, making the woman slightly scared.
"Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Now, do you love me?
Do you love me?
Now, do you love me?
Do you love me?
Now that I can dance
Danced"
The adult was honestly about to stop him, because his body was moving too fast.
"Watch me now" He stopped, then proceeded to begin liquid dancing again.
"Oh, work, work
Ah, shake it up, shake it
Work, work
Ah, shake 'em, shake 'em down
Work, work
Ah, little bit of soul now, work" He once again did a hair flip, making Garcia smile.
"Work, work
Ah, shake it, shake it baby
Work, work
Ah, you're driving me crazy" He sang the last word with unnecessary scales added into it.
"Work, work
Ah, don't get lazy, work
I can mash-potatoe
I can mash-potatoe
And I can do the twist
I can do the twist
Well now tell me baby
Tell me baby
Mmm, do you like it like this?
Do you like it like this?
Tell me
Tell me
Tell me" The youth began spinning again.
"Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Now, do you love me?
Do you love me?
Now, do you love me?
Do you love me?
Now, now, now" He smiled as he began throwing ballet moves into his spinning.
"Work, work
Ah, I'm working hard baby
Work, work" He didn't care that he accidentally knocked over Penelope's fan.
She didn't make any move to try to pick it up either, loving the odd, dancer side of her friend.
"Well, you're driving me crazy
Work, work
And don't you get lazy, work" His spinning picked up more pace.
"Work, work
Ah, hey hey baby
Work, work" Again the adult began worrying about how fast he was spinning.
"Well, you're driving me crazy
Work, work
And don't you get lazy,
Work"
His spinning finally got uncontrollable, and he went spiraling for the door.
Luckily, Derek Morgan, that cunning knight in shining armor, was standing there, wondering about the commotion. He caught the teen before he crashed into anything.
"Thanks Knight In Shining Armor, you just get shiner by the day, don't 'cha?" "Puck" smiled, panting slightly.
"Um, are you ok?" The strong agent asked, quite confused.
"Yup, but I better call Lenny back, she tends to get mad when I don't." The teen smiled, taking his phone out of his pocket. "I'll leave you too be for a moment. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. "
He smiled before leaving the room with a spring in his step.
The techie smiled.
"So, what do you need to talk about, my sweet Adonis?" The woman asked with a smile, looking at him with warm eyes.
"Oh, uh, yea. Well, I need your help Momma." He said, closing the door.
He walked in and took a seat right across from her.
"Sounds serious." She observed.
"Yea, Sarah texted me, asking for advice… but I have no clue what to tell her. So I was hoping you would know what to say to her." Derek told the flamboyant woman.
"I'll try my best, my lovely. What's her situation?"
"She likes someone she works with. She likes them a lot, but she doesn't know how everyone will take it."
"Um, does the person like her back?" Penelope asked, curious as to why her friend seemed so edgy.
"Yes." He answered a little too quickly. "He definitely likes her. But, they've been friends for years, and… she just doesn't know what to do."
"Well, just tell her to do what's in her heart."
"That's the thing, she doesn't know what's in her heart. She had never really thought about him like that. She thinks she really likes him… but… she doesn't know if it's just because of the overwhelming rush of feelings, or because she genuinely likes him like he likes her. Plus, they're friends, so, what if it messes up their friendship?"
"Have they kissed yet?" Garcia asked, taking this as serious as a case.
"No, but, they almost did. Twice, and they talked about it."
"Well, what did they say about it?"
"…That neither of them would mind if they had kissed."
"So, why is she confused? It's obvious she likes him."
"…She just-"
"Did you miss me?" Young Spencer asked with a giant smile as he opened the door with a flourish. "Sorry I was gone so long; Lenny usually has a lot to say."
Both adults looked slightly awkward.
"Uh… I can go bug my cousin if you guys need more time." He said, noticing that.
"No, no, it's fine. I need to get back to work anyway. Thanks for the help Garcia." The strong agent said before quickly hurrying away.
"Did that seem weird to anyone else?" "Puck" asked confused, looking after the male.
"I try not to dwell on it because I know I'll know what it is soon enough. So, what's on that genius mind of yours?" She smiled, turning the conversation around.
"Just Thanksgiving thoughts mostly, and of course, sex." He shrugged with a smile.
"What are you thinking about doing for Thanksgiving?"
"Well… Getting all of you guys that can, to come over so we can have a giant meal. What do you think?"
"You know I'll be there."
"And of coursed, I'll need help planning it." The teen said dramatically, looking at her in fake shock.
"But of course." She said back in the same tone.
Both of them laughed.
"Ya know what we should do?"
"Oh, this'll be good." Penelope smiled, looking at him with curious eyes.
"Go to a club tonight, and have you spend the night so we can plan."
"I don't think Reid really wants to go to a club tonight."
"Trust me, I have a puppy pout that can have him giving up coffee. I can handle is Beautiful."
"Well, let's see what you can do." Her tone was a challenge.
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"Please?" "Puck" asked with giant puppy eyes.
"No." His cousin replied, not even looking up from his paperwork
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"I'll buy you more coffee."
"Tempting offer, but still no."
"Please?"
"No way in hell senpai."
"Good reference."
"Thank you, still no."
"Come on, why not?" The youth whined.
"We just got back from a case, my hands getting carpel tunnel, and I'm tired."
"The perfect reason to go."
"I said no Spencer."
"Come on, Stunning will be there."
"No."
"Gorgeous will be there."
"No."
"Cute Guy That Doesn't Smile will be there."
"No."
"Author Dude will be there."
"No, and you really need to start learning people's names."
The rest of the team was sneakily watching them. They all secretly loved it when the cousins played off each other so well, it showed that their little genius was actually a human, and not a robot left on the front steps of the BAU.
"I know their names, my nicknames for them are just better." The teen shrugged.
"I am not sure they would agree."
"Come on cousin."
"Reminding me that we're family is not going to increase the odds of me saying yes, I hope you realize that."
"Yea…" "Puck" said, his voice a bit dejected.
"Come on, just go for an hour."
"No." Doctor Reid basically sang.
"Half hour?"
"Still no."
"Come one, everyone's gunna be there."
"I doubt that."
"Knight In Shining Armor will be there." Young Spencer whispered, getting close to his cousin with a smile.
The elder Reid looked at his family member for a second.
"Ugh, fine, but for a half hour ONLY."
"Yay!" The youth exclaimed, jumping up and starting to dance around.
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Sorry for the massive outbreak of unnecessary song and dance in this chapter, but this is what basically happened to me earlier today, and I had to put it in.
Do you wanna know what happened? I think I heard a yes… so, STORY TIME!
So, I lost my phone, and Jer called it so I could find it. I did not remember one thing though… Jer's ringtone is "Do You Love Me" by The Contours. A fact that he is only now aware of. So, that song starts going off, and I immediately start dancing to it, banging my head and knocking over a good portion of things in the process.
Jer ended up taking a video of it, and made me watch it… thus "Puck"s awesome-ness was born.
Sorry for those of you that don't like chapters with songs in them, I try to make them longer to compensate. =)