"We're all going to be matched. Most of you more than Beautiful and I will be because SOMEONE," The teen glared at his cousin when he said that. "Got rid of some of my rainbow, so I shall just have to work with what we have."
"Who are we going to be paired with, have you decided?" Emily asked.
The entire BAU team was in Reid's living room, waiting to get dolled up to go to the club.
"Yup, I decided earlier today. Beautiful and I will be together. Gorgeous and Stunning will be together. Cute Guy That Doesn't Smile and Author Dude will be together. Then that just leaves Knight In Shining Armor and Starbucks are being dressed similarly. Everyone ok with that?"
Everyone looked at the person they were paired with and nodded.
"Good." "Puck" smiled before grabbing Emily and Jennifer, and yanking them into Doctor Reid's room.
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An hour later, everyone but the youngest Reid was dressed and in the living room. Everyone was standing with their pair… and how amazing they did look.
Every pair had gotten two colors. Older Spencer and Derek had green and teal. Prentiss and J.J. had pink and purple. Rossi and Hotch had a chocolate brown and gray. Garcia and her "Casanova" had black and rainbow. (Rainbow is its own color to him).
Doctor Reid was wearing a teal leather biker jacket, with matching teal pants, a teal necklace with a cat eye on it and a thick cuff bracelet with silver studs on it. He had green high tops, green fingerless gloves, and green sunglasses to match it.
His pair Derek Morgan was wearing a green "Cheap Monday" shirt, green pants, green ninja star necklace and a green "I heart boobies" bracelet. Teal high tops, teal fingerless gloves and teal sunglasses also accompanied his look.
Emily was wearing a purple loose fitting shirt, purple skinny jean, gorgeous purple high heels that made her ass look really good, and a purple watch adorned her body, along with a pink belt, purse, and a pink necklace that looked like a pink crescent moon that had been flipped so it faced the ground.
Jennifer had on a loose fitting pink shirt, pink skinny jeans, pink high heels that had a little flower on the back part of the heel of them, and a pink watch was placed on her lithe form, as well as a purple belt, purse, and a necklace that was a purple bat.
Aaron was actually quite comfortable in his chocolate colored suede blazer, chocolate colored jeans and the absolutely amazing chocolate colored wooden watch that rested on his arm, the dark grey boots on his feet and the light grey gloves on his hands were also very comfortable.
David's outfit of a light grey blazer, light grey pants, grey watch, chocolate colored house shoes, and gloves that matched the color were actually very befitting on him.
Penelope could not have been happier in her outfit of rainbow arm warmers that went to her elbow, rainbow necklace in the shape of a diamond, rainbow kandi cuff, rainbow diamond swirl ring, rainbow feather shoes, rainbow knee high stockings, black dress over black skinny jeans, all capped off with a black clutch purse.
They had all finished appraising each other, and were waiting on the last member of their little family to come out so they could get the night underway.
Luckily, they did not have to wait long.
The flamboyant male came out with a flourish, making everyone smile.
He had on a black and grey varsity jacket with nothing underneath, black skinny jeans, black Airwalks, black gothic ring, black fingerless riding gloves, black heart necklace that had fake screws in it, right next to that on his color bone was a rainbow guitar pick with a silver music note on it, rainbow bracelets were on his wrist, a rainbow belt was loosely hanging from his waist, and the final touch was a sparkly black bow that was in his hair.
"I like it." All the girls smiled.
"As do I. Now, let us go make my cousin uncomfortable." The teen smiled.
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They had only been in the club five minutes when "Puck" uttered this sentence:
"Sweet Caroline, Holy mother of everything that is gorgeous!"
He was staring at a very attractive boy that looked to be just out of his teens. The male had red hair, all black clothing on, and was talking to a very pretty blonde girl at close range.
"I don't think you'll get lucky with him. His tongue's almost down that girl's throat." Prentiss told the youth apologetically.
"One." The teen counted, still staring at the teen.
He did not seem to have heard her in any capacity.
"Two." He counted again.
He began getting ushered to a table at the side, his eyes still never leaving the incredibly attractive male.
When they were almost at the table, a giant smile crawled on the flamboyant teen's face.
"Three."
He broke free from their grasp and immediately walked over to the male. He pulled him away from the blonde slightly and started kissing him. The red head immediately kissed back. "Puck" slipped his arms around the older male's neck and let himself be backed up into a wall.
The blonde girl huffed, and stomped away angrily.
Young Spencer hitched his left leg around the red head and smiled into the kiss.
"Well…" J.J. said, looking at the intertwined men.
"You get used to it." The doctor shrugged, taking a seat at the table.
Everyone else took a seat as well.
"I really wonder what he'll do when he meets the man he'll marry." Older Reid wondered to himself, casting a look towards his cousin.
"What do you mean?" Emily asked, grabbing the shot in front of her.
"When he thinks someone is average, his vocal volume is normal, someone cute it goes up about ten notches, pretty is another ten, hot is twenty, gorgeous is thirty, miraculous is thirty five. So, I think he may end up screaming at the male he marries when he first meets him."
Everyone looked around at each other, honestly thinking about what had just been said.
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It took twenty minutes for the duo to stop kissing and to make their way to the bathroom. Half an hour after that, their favorite teen was back at the table with the BAU.
"Miss me?" He smiled with a slight pant.
"That was dramatic. I thought he was going to punch you." Emily smiled, deciding to tell him the truth.
"I knew he wouldn't." The youth shrugged.
"What was up with your counting?" Jennifer asked.
"I was counting the times he looked away. He looked away from his gorgeous companion to look at a same sex male couple three times; a look of only interest was in his eyes. I knew he would much rather have a Y than a double X."
A few of the adults smiled at that reference.
"Well, will you at least dance with me?" Penelope asked with a smile standing up.
"But of course." "Puck" smiled back, getting up from the table.
The best friends started making their way to the dance floor.
"I expect my cousin and the Knight to be on the dance floor soon enough." The teen sang as he walked away.
"Let's just get it over with." The doctor rolled his eyes, getting up.
His love got up as well, a giant sigh accompanying the action. The two followed their friends onto the dance floor.
Garcia and the younger Reid immediately started swaying their hips, completely letting their bodies act only upon the notes.
The doctor was not the best dancer, so he faced his love and started swaying his hips slowly and awkwardly. Morgan smiled and put his hands on the prominent hip bones, guiding the body into a slightly faster rhythm. The elder Reid smiled back. The two looked into each other's eyes, and just kept smiling.
They were very much enjoying the moment… no matter how crowded it was, they felt alone.
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