Chapter 20 it's just a filler…

After Bella was done ranting and using her fries to kill the other fries that she had dubbed her suitors, quite entertaining mind you, and was calmly eating the last few fries, did Jacob grin at me.

"I have some good news." He said after he got off the phone with his dad.

"Since you are my imprinted I am allowed to transfer schools. My school on the Rez knows all about the wolf so they wont cause a fuss."

"That means you and you-know-who have to get along." I said smiling.

"YOU-KNOW-WHO? I thought he was gone!" Jacob cried suddenly paling entertainingly. Honestly…

"Not that you-know-who. The other one. The one you cant stand to smell." I said in an exasperated voice.

"Oh. Okay sure. I guess I'll have to get along with him, them really." He grumbled.

"I can help but you have to behave. Both of you." I said giving him a look before glancing out the window where I knew Edward was.

"I'm lost…" Bella said looking between the two of us.

"Aw, Bells that's nothing' new." Jacob said grinning and dodging a fry covered in ketchup. I rolled my eyes before casting a scuffigy over the floor where the red decided to splatter.

"So you both with be at school tomorrow?" Bella's eyes lit up quicker than Hermione's when she saw new books she hadn't read yet.

"Yes. We shall protect you from the evil suitors!" Jacob said acting like he was taking a sword out from his side and using a British accent.

"Don't go taking the mickey out of my accent now." I said putting emphasis on it.

"Oh and what are you going to do about it Potter?" he asked wagging his eyebrows.

"Something I can not repeat in front of Bella's virgin ears." I said with a wicked Malfoy worthy smirk.

"Oh dear…" Bella said blushing deeply.

I couldn't help but laugh at the look she had on her face.

"I sooo did not need that image in my head!" she cried rubbing her eyes.

"I didn't paint an image for you, love. Either you were watching last time or you have a very imaginative mind on you." I quirked and made her blush deeper.

"I sooo did NOT watch!" she cried out covering her face with her hands.

"Then you are very imaginative." I said grinning as she cringed.

"it's not my fault! Stupid boys…" she grumbled under her breath.

"we love you too." Jacob said mockingly.

"I need some kind of keep away thing for guys." She said pouting again.

"Get a boy friend." I suggested.

"Yeah? Like who? And I am NOT dating any of the annoying boys here."

"You could always go with one of the guys on the Rez." Jacob said leaning back on two legs of his chair.

"Maybe. But I'm not really into the whole wolf thing like that. Love you to bits Jake but no. And I'm too pale. I'll look sick next to one of them." She sidestepped.

"Than date someone pale." Jacob scoffed.

"Yeah… like Edward." I said making her blush.

"No. You heard Jessica. He won't give any girl the time of day. And I'm ordinary where he is…" she trailed off with a smile on her face making Jacob gag. "Oh shut it. You have to admit that he is very good looking."

"For a leech." Jacob muttered to where only I heard him.

"speaking of Edward. My fuzzy thing turned red again… where was that list?" Bella said looking around for the paper I had hid from her the other day.

"in the movie room I think…" I said looking thoughtful.

Once she was out of the room I pulled out my wand.

"Silencio, Protego, Petrificus Totalus!" I cast in procession before yelling. "Edward Cullen! I know you are listening get your stony white arse in here!"

"Where is that list?" he asked after a moment of silence.

"In here. Do you honestly want her to learn what you are that way?" I asked softly.

"No… but I… I don't think I can tell her out right." He said pacing before stopping in front of the body bound Jacob. "Your wolf doesn't like this, or me it seems No need to yell. Only I can hear you and I can hear you fine if you were simply whispering." He said to Jacob before looking back at me. "I'll tell her as soon as possible."

"You had better or I will let her find that list." I threatened.

"She's coming back. I'll speak with you at school." He said before he disappeared and I took off each of the spells and sat back down.

"I didn't find it…" she grumbled avoiding the corner of the doorway this time. "And it's late… wow. I didn't know that much time had went by… I guess I'll see you guys at 7:15." She said yawning.

"Bye Bells." Jacob said hugging the girl and glaring at me. I knew he was mad that a) Edward had been listening b) that I knew he had been listening and didn't mind and c) that I had left him defenseless to a vampire without any warning.

After I said my good byes Jacob walked with her out to her truck.

"He's mad at me isn't he?" I asked softly to the wind.

"I wouldn't say mad but yes he is irritated. Then again he is a wolf and they have short tempers anyway." Edward sympathized.

"Jacob's coming to Forks High. The two of you have to at least try to get along." I said to him.

"Yes I know. I'll be fine as long as I don't have to smell him."

"What does he smell like to you?" I asked curious.

"Really stinky wet dog." Edward grumbled.

"Alright. I'll cast the charm over him and you." I said pointing my wand at him and in the direction of Bella's truck.

"What did you cast on me this time?" I heard Jacob ask as he sneezed. "and how in the fuck is he here and I cant smell him?" Jacob asked once he saw Edward.

"I don't feel like hitting either of you with scent charms twenty times a day so you cant smell each other now. Get over it. Edward is Edward and Jacob is Jacob. And now I don't have to keep the damned charm up over my house. Now Edward it's late for us and we have to sleep before going to school in the morning. So we will see you tomorrow." I said smiling at the vampire.

"Yes. I'll have you a doctor's note before classes. Good night Harry, Jacob." He said before disappearing.

"I know you are mad at me but come on it's late and we do have to go to school in the morning." I said yawning.

"Just warn me before you start casting things on me. Please?" he asked kissing me.

"I will. I promise." I said hugging him around his middle before leading the way up the stairs.

A/n okay… I have a funny/cute thought for this story.

I want Blaise to turn Jacob into a kitten.

My friend doesn't like it.

She says he should be turned into a Puppy. I want to know what ya'll think.

Puppy or kitten.

Remember that technically he is already a dog. If he is a kitten it will be a rather large insult.

Either way it'll be damned cute and he'll be stuck like that until someone can find the countercurse.