Chapter 22 England and… kittens…

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Also, I know I repeat myself sometimes. That is because I don't write all of a chapter in one setting. Sometimes I'll write a paragraph sometimes I'll write three pages. It depends how much sleep I have had and how much time I have on my hands.

Thank you everyone who took the time to review. You keep my waning muse at bay.

{Okay it's like just after noon or so. I am flexing the time difference. England is 6 hours ahead which means it's close to like 6 or 7pm.}

Once we were back at my house I lead them upstairs to my library.

"We'll go to the Joke Shop first. Bella… I know you know I'm important and famous but I need to give you the quick version of why." I said looking at her.

"ok…ay…" she said slowly.

"a very bad wizard named Voldemort killed my parents when I was a year old. He killed them to get to me. His spell backfired when he tried to kill me though and lost his body and most of his powers, giving some to me. Fourteen years later he came back. He tried to kill me. Many times… but as you see I am here today and he is not. Another spell backfired and he died. He had many people following him and his twisted beliefs. Of them were arrested or killed in the end. Most of my world sees me as a savior, and will treat me and the people around me that way." I said letting her adjust to the new information.

"I see. So you are like superman?" she asked making Jacob and Edward bust out laughing. I smiled.

"Something like that."

"Interesting." She said smiling, then turned to Edward. "See I can take odd information well." And stuck her tongue out at him.

"I can see that. Rather maturely as well."

"Edward. You and Draco will get along spiffingly." I said before I held out the jar of Floo powder.

"Take a pinch toss it into the flames and yell Weasleys wizarding wheezes." I said grinning when Bella rolled it around on her tongue.

"Talk about a tongue twister." She said after a moment.

"Yes. Say it correctly not quickly like you'll want to." I said looking at each of them. "Edward, go first."

"I really don't like this way of traveling." He said looking at me gravely.

"I don't either." I said grinning.

"Weasleys wizarding wheezes!" he yelled before disappearing.

"Where did he go!?" Bella screeched.

"Weasleys wizarding wheezes I'd assume. My turn?" Jacob asked.

"Sure. Keep your eyes closed though. Soot will get in them otherwise." I explained.

"Weasleys wizarding wheezes!" he yelled disappearing as well.

"We'll go at the same time." I said to her. She just simply nodded. I removed my glasses and placed them inside my shirt "Weasleys wizarding wheezes!" I yelled and we were sucked into London.

"Harry!" George yelled.

"Harry!" Fred yelled.

"We were…"

"Just about to…"

"Close. Nice timing…"

"Dinner at mums…"

"If your interested…"

"Everyone's there…"

Bella watched them like following a tennis game.

"Are they always like this?" she whispered.

"Always. This is very calm. These are the ones that invented then fuzzy thing… I mean Mase."

"Oh…OH! It's very nice to meet you!" she said holding out her hands to the twins. They grinned and each took one crisscrossing her arms.

"I'm Gred."

"And I'm Forge!"

"It's a pleasure to meet you!" they said in unison.

"How can you tell the two of you apart." She asked curiously.

"Easy…"

"You see Forge has a small freckle right under his left eye…"

"And Gred a big one under his right eye…"

"Oh. So Forge is small and Gred is big." Bella said grinning, playing along.

"I like this girl!"

"Where'd you pick her up?"

"My new town. Forks."

"Is there a neighboring town called Spoons?" one of the twins asked cocking his head to the side.

"Not that I know of…" Bella, Jacob and I answered.

Edward was awkwardly quiet. I looked at him and saw he was grinning, more than likely from what went on inside the twins' heads… something I did not really pity from him. That had to be a very scary place to be.

"Do they smell like food?" I asked under my breath making Jacob look at me then Edward.

Edward shook his head.

"So dinner?" I asked grinning at the twins.

"Yes. We can Apparate. Each of us take one muggle?"

"Actually Bella is the only muggle. Jacob is a werewolf and Edward… well you'll understand when you touch him…" I said not wanting to give him away since Bella was with us.

Edward flashed me a smile.

"I'll take Bella." One of them said.

"I guess that means I'm taking you Edward because I doubt Harry will even let me touch his wolf."

I rolled my eyes at the twin but grinned as I pulled Jacob close to me.

"See you at the Burrow." I said Apparating first.

"Warn someone!" Jacob yelled after we had landed in the garden of the Burrow, I could hear voices from here. The sky was still blue. Not quite dark yet. "Wow… this place is…" he was talking about how it looked like an inside out staircase.

I heard the pops of apparation behind us and knew the others were here.

"I know. It's even odder on the inside." I said pulling him along. The loud voices from the house were even louder up close.

I didn't bother knocking seeing as how the top of the back door was open. I could see most of the Weasley's at the kitchen table.

"Hey guys!" I yelled loudly making Molly turn and jump.

"Harry! It's so good to see you dear!" she said hugging me. "And you brought friends! No matter. There's plenty to go around. It's a pleasure to meet you! Draco and Blaise should be here shortly." She added before going back to the pot on the stove that began to over heat.

"It smells wonderful Mrs. Weasley." Jake said sniffing the air like a starved man.

"We just had lunch…" Bella said looking at him like he was crazy.

"So? You know how my appetite is."

"Yeah it's just like Ron's only some days I think it's worse." I said smiling at my boyfriend.

"Oh dear me…" Molly said taking the pot off the stove and leading the way to the back yard.

"So you have a werewolf and a vampire?" one of the twins whispered from behind me.

"Yes. Only the werewolf is mine though. Edward is Bella's. But she doesn't know he is one." I explained.

"Ah… is there a reason why he hasn't told her?" he asked curiously.

"It's easier for us because we are wizards. Bella is a muggle. She found my wand the other night. Then she got the fuzzy thing and found out about Jacob. She finds it intriguing but Edward is afraid what she will do. He has his entire family to worry about."

We had made it to the back yard that looked like a small café. Dozen or so round tables were sitting in a circle around the yard with a two large tables off to one side filled with food.

"Good God! It's like heaven…" Jacob said drooling at the sight.

"Down boy." I said grinning.

"I resent that." He grumbled.

"Why? You are a mutt after all." I heard a scathing voice say from behind us.

"Hello, Blaise." I said coldly before adding in a much more pleasant tone. "Draco it's so good to see you."

"Boys! Food is ready!" Mrs. Weasley called from the tables starting to hand plates to people as they walked up the help of Kreacher.

"Greetings Master Harry." He said bowing deeply to me. He surprised me when he turned to Jacob. "Greetings Master Harry's mate." And leaving off more than likely to somewhere in the house.

"MATE?" I heard Blaise growl from behind me. I rolled my eyes before taking three plates from Molly and handing two of the to Jacob.

dinner went fairly well. Blaise had seated himself on the complete other side of the tables between bill and Fleur and Charlie who was talking to him with excited hand gestures.

Hermione and Percy were talking seriously with Edward will Bella attempting to follow the conversation.

The twins were to my left and Jacob was to my right with Bella on the other side of him. Draco was talking to Jacob from the other side of the twins. It was all very complicated seeing as how nearly most of the order had turned up along with teachers and Hermione's parents and Sirius and Remus. Every table was a different size but mine was nearly the smallest and it held Hermione, Ron, Remus and Sirius on one side and the twins, Jacob and me on the other. Crookshanks was walking around in circles under my feet. I kept feeding him scraps of chicken every few minutes.

I was in the middle of talking to Remus when I felt a blast of powerful magic next to me. I looked where Jacob had been sitting and saw a very small kitten in his place.

Growling I looked up to where I knew Blaise was. He smirked at me before apparating away. Charlie and Bill automatically followed him.

Everyone that had been talking before was stunned into silence.

Edward was trying not to laugh his arse off more than likely being the only one privy to Jacob's ranting as I was sure he was doing by the way he was chattering and how his back hair was standing on end.

"Hermione…" I said looking at her imploringly.

"Vocalaruis!" she said pointing her wand at Jacob.

"-UPID SON OF A BITCH!" Jacob yelled loudly making everyone laugh.

"Lost him." Charlie said apparating back out of breath shortly followed by Bill.

"I'm A FUCKING CAT! CANT ONE OF YOU CHANGE ME BACK?!" he yelled pouting as he jumped into my lap.

"Only if we know which spell he cast." McGonagall said sternly.

"there's a potion that I can brew but it'll take two weeks." Draco said frowning. More than likely disappointed in his friend.

the heavy silence was broken by Bella's cell ringing.

"It's my dad." She said hitting the side button to silence it.

"Research time!" Hermione said gleefully. As Ron groaned beside her.

"Harry…" Jacob pouted as he cuddled into my arms.

"I'm going to get that SON OF A BITCH!" I yelled making the twins grin.

"can we use…"

"him as a test…"

"subject when you…"

"are done…"

"torturing him?"

"sure, sure." I replied. Thinking of my vendetta unaware that my Occlumency shield had fallen.

"That will be very interesting. Emmett can help you there." Edward said suddenly with a very wicked grin.

"I think should hex him good." Jacob grumbled.

"I know the perfect one. Emasculer." Draco declared making Hermione giggle and Ron's face turn blue.

"And what is that?" Jacob asked curious, his ears peaking up from Harry's arms.

"Castration spell." Draco said smirking.

"Perfect." Jacob purred happily at the revenge.