Ok, so, I just realized something… not all of you might know why Reid was breathing so oddly two chapters ago… Sorry I didn't make that clear. But Reid was having a panic attack. Again, sorry I didn't make that clear.

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Well… they were right about getting stared at. And more than a few people had asked "Puck" for a picture of his amazing outfit. To which he, of course, said yes and struck random girly poses.

Neither of them really minded the attention. Normally the doctor would be super self-conscious about all the attention… but with his cousin with him, he didn't seem to mind so much.

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"All I'm saying is that Goldeen is such a cop out!" The teen in a huge dress told his cousin, shrugging his shoulders as they walked into the movie theater.

"Still not that bad when you compare it to one like a Probopass." The elder replied as they got into the line at the concession stand.

"Ok, at least he looks cool. I've bought better looking fish at Walmart."

"Ok, Goldeen is a gorgeous being, and Probopass looks like an Easter Island statue with a Mr. Potatoe head nose."

"She could still look better. And I find that to be most definitely untrue. Probopass is no Squirtle, but he's still pretty boss."

"Ok, we're not even going to go into the Squirtle thing, because that causes too many arguments, but Goldeen is so much more boss than Probopass."

"Ok, in your dreams."

"I'm, not having this conversation any more… we're supposed to be having a fun day together." The doctor gave a small smile as he crossed his eyes.

"Hey, you started it." The prostitute shrugged, also crossing his arms.

"Not getting into it." Doctor Reid basically sang.

The two stood in silence for almost a full minute.

"I'm bored. I'm gunna go check how full the theatre is, I'll be back in a jiff." The youngest smiled.

He gave his cousin a kiss on the cheek and walked away. As soon as he was out of ear shot, someone behind Reid hit him on the shoulder lightly and gaffed a laugh.

"Wow, she's gorgeous… how'd you manage to get her? Still dresses a bit weird though… but I bet she makes up for that in the sack." The male he assumed punched him said, a smile in his tone.

The doctor was able to make three inferences in that moment. One, the man behind him was a pig. Two, he really needed to learn to censor himself. And three, he was most likely homophobic and would not react well to knowing that the being in a dress was male and that the male he was talking to comfortably called himself gay. That knowledge made him smile slightly… and the shirt that he was wearing gave him a giant boost of confidence to do something that was actually kind of stupid.

He turned around and smirked at the strangles gasp type sound that came from the burly red neck looking male wearing flannel that was right behind made when he saw the gay pride shirt and necklace.

"Yes, HE is gorgeous. And trust me… he makes up for everything in bed. He'd probably even give you a run for your money." He smirked at the male he knew was a complete dick.

But before the male in flannel could even say a word, "Puck" was back.

"It's pretty empty, we should be good." The youth smiled as he joined them in line.

"Good job Sweetie." The elder Reid smiled, putting an arm around the teen's waist.

He then leaned down slightly and planted a kiss on the prostitute's cheek. He held it out for a few seconds… to make the homophobe behind him squirm. Doctor Reid pulled away, gave a false smile to the flannel wearer, and then turned him and his cousin around so they were facing towards the short line in front of them once again.

They heard the adult behind them get out of line at the same time the people in front of them got their food and went to their theatre, luckily they were the next ones up, so they didn't worry about the homophobe too much.

"Large popcorn, cherry slushie and a blue raspberry slushie." The doctor told the cashier quickly, getting out his wallet.

The pretty girl at the register smiled and nodded. The people behind her started getting the popcorn into a bag as she quickly made the two slushies.

"I really like your dress." She smiled at "Puck" as she handed him the cherry one.

"Thank you. I really love it." He smiled, looking down at the mass of fabric.

The other slushie and popcorn got given to the doctor.

"Have a great night." The FBI agent smiled at her before walking with his cousin to the theatre.

"Well, that was fun." "Puck" smiled before taking a sip of his slushie.

"What was?" The elder asked with a smile as well.

"Being your boyfriend. I haven't done that in years." The youngest chuckled, looking at Doctor Reid as they entered the darkened room.

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So, this sucks… and it's really short. Sorry guys, but I promised myself that I would post this before I went to sleep… and I was dying at my computer. I promise to have a longer episode up soon.

Sorry for so long no update. =l