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OK, some of you have been busting for an update and I thought I would have nothing of worth to tell you with me and Jack being soooo domestic these days but… well… my lovely friends of Read-it …. FML

It all started this morning with a knock at the door and Jack calmly opening it to find a very stern looking gentleman on the other side. First thing Jack wanted to do was kill someone for letting some document server or half-rate lawyer or something but when the man lifted up a badge we knew there was a reason for that look of doom.

Yeah.

Enter COW stage left.

With us moved into the new place and everything going so great she had to take a humungous COW sized plop on us, right? Yeah. Seems she has 'escaped' and is now on the run. Like… how far can she get? Who knows. Rose seems upset and is telling them she has no idea how the bitch … I mean… dear mama got out but I have one of my feelings that there was some underhand help there. After all, why did Rose not tell her brother the cancer was spreading all of a sudden? Hmmm?

While they were talking I went to check the twins, finding them engrossed in their cartoons and I bit back the desire to ream Jack in front of a cop for the screen time rule being broken. I checked all the door and windows were locked, John has turned up at this stage and security is on alert.

They say she has no money with her, no shoes just slippers and they are sure she does not even know where she is.

Yeah. Nah. Noping on that one. Resisting the desire to get on a plane to a foreign country for the duration of her freedom. John told me to be calm and stay with the twins, and then I will know they are Ok but I don't like being handled. He knows that.

I will let you know if she turns up in our back yard pissing in the rose bushes or something.

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UPDATE

Night has fallen and the silly twat is starting to get worried about his mother. Like… is she cold… is she frightened… what if someone hurt her…. Like her breath wouldn't fell a man who was demented enough to go near someone who screamed COW with her very aura?

John has some of the security team outside sweeping the grounds on a grid pattern so I can be reassured and I know I am being silly but seeing the torch light sweeping about does make me feel better. I might be insane, but I am not stupid. She can see them too.

Don't worry.

I have a knife hidden in my chair where the babans can't see it.

I will gut the bitch.

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UPDATE TWO

She was seen at a dairy near here trying to purchase a drink. She does NOT have slippers on and silly old lady clothes. Nope. She was wearing one of her cardigan suits and heels… like she used to. Also… had money so… bullshit on the crapolla we were fed abut no one helping her.

I know Jack is nervous now.

I watched Toshiko get the CCTV footage from the dairy so I could see, and watching her mouth pulling I could see her anger as well. She is such a good woman, if I were inclined that way I might fight Owen for her but… if I ever lost Jack I know I would never love again. Not really.

I have just seen cop cars flowing past so I will update once I know if it was her.

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UPDATE THREE

Yep. Our house is not unique. The builder built three that look identical apart from the paint. When we moved in I wanted my house a soft pearl pink with some deep burgundy trim. It suited the style of the house and the rose bushes all around the front.

Seems someone tried to get into a house further down from us that looks the same as the one that still shows in the listings ad for ours. SOMEONE did their research and found our new address… or at least the community we had moved into and then the listing. Only… didn't know we repainted.

I was shocked and angered.

I wish I had a gun.

Jack was stunned and keeps repeating the facts like he has to read them out in a speech, I tell ya.. it's doing my head in.

So… we are safe. The security worked and those down the road are not only pissed about being broken in to and finding a lunatic old woman tearing their house apart thinking she was vandalizing ours…. Has been to see us and got the name of our security company.

And lawyer.

The twins are doing well, Jack is doing his best and I am happy.

Thanks for asking.

Oh… and I need to tell you all out the anniversary party… but since there is a word limit here… maybe tomorrow. I am too beat.