Ok, so it's annoying me that because of the Authors Note chapter, the numbers are off… so this chapter will count for two chapters. So, hope you enjoy these two chapters! =)
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"Puck" woke up to the smell of bacon, French toast, pancakes, eggs, coffee, and oranges. He groggily looked around the room confused, not knowing immediately why he was in his cousin's room. After a brief moment, he remembered. He flipped onto his back and looked at the spot where his favorite family member should have been… the adult was not there. The teen sighed, got up, and made his way groggily into the kitchen.
"You hungry?" The doctor asked, just barely looking up from stove.
"It's morning… of course I am." The youth chuckled, grabbing a piece of bacon up from one of the plates on the counter.
"I made pancakes, French toast, waffles, -"
"Do you like pancakes, yea we like pancakes. Do you like French toast, yea we like French toast. Do you like waffles, yea we like waffles. Do do do do do do do do do do doo, can't wait to get enough waffles!" The youngest couldn't help but sing.
"You… are a geek." Doctor Reid chuckled, putting the last piece of French toast onto a plate.
He turned off the oven and stepped back to look at the mass of food he had created.
"Thank you for cooking breakfast." The teen thanked, beginning to pile a plate with the food.
"No trouble at all." The adult smiled, getting food on a plate as well.
"And here you're worried that you'll get fat from eating my food." "Puck" laughed as he took his plate out to the table.
His cousin chuckled as he followed.
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"So, what's on the itinerary today?" Young Spencer asked as he took both of their plates to the sink.
"Uh… I didn't really have anything in mind… do you?"
"Well… there is this one place I wanna go…"
"And that is?"
A wicked smile played over the teens' lips as an evil glint came into his eyes.
"It's a surprise… I'll drive. Let's get ready!" The youth smiled happily, jumping up and running to the bedroom
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"Puck" had a slightly hard time driving in his high heeled combat boots that matched his black corseted dress that cut off about halfway to his knees. A black lacy leather choker was shocking against his pale skin, as was the clack lacy bracelet that was attached to a black lacy ring via a chain. A copper pentagram bracelet was on his other wrist, making that arm look slightly tan. An ear cuff that had a black heart stone with silver wings gleamed beneath the black curly with tiny black top hat on top.
His cousin matched him by having a pentagram necklace that was a bottle filled with holy oil. He was wearing a black t-shirt with white writing that said "gay is O.K.", he had one skinny jeans that had one leg black, and one black with white skulls overtop. Rainbow shoes adorned his feet and matched his rainbow kandi cuff. And a white button that said "I'm going gay. I've decided, I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay" was pinned to his chest.
As soon as they parked, the elder took a look at their surroundings and then looked back at his cousin with a "really? Really now?" look in his eyes.
"Gay Street… your goal for the day is to hang out on Gay Street?" The doctor asked as the youth put his cellphone in his boot.
"Yup. I've wanted to visit since I got here. So, I already have our day outlined. We're going to look at the shops, then probably break for late lunch slash early dinner about the time that we're done with that, then we're going to check out Rainbow Books, and if we haven't finished looking at the stores by the time we're hungry, we'll look at the rest of the stores." "Puck" smiled, getting out of the car.
"We're not going in anywhere inappropriate." Doctor Reid told his cousin with a slight sigh, getting out of the vehicle as well.
"We'll see." The teen sang as he skipped around the car.
The FBI agent groaned as he followed young Spencer. They weren't even walking for three minutes when the younger Reid saw a store he wanted to go into.
"Oh my Gotham, a car accessory store." The youth exclaimed happily.
"Spencer," The elder started to whine.
He wasn't allowed to finish as his cousin grabbed his arm and yanked him into the building that was coated in rainbows. As soon as they were inside, the younger grabbed a basket and shoved it into his cousin's hands.
"Why do we need a basket?" Elder Reid sighed dramatically, grudgingly following his family member.
"Because, if I have any say, which I do, your car is gunna be gay pride-tastic!"
All the elder did was groan as the teen started carefully looking over all of the things on the shelf right in front of him.
"So, since I hate silence and you get even grumpier when you're quiet, how are you today cousin dear?" "Puck" asked, not looking up from the shelf.
"I'm good. Still a little worried about going back to work after all the drama, but whatever."
"It'll be fine. We'll survive."
"Fingers crossed." Doctor Reid sighed as they moved farther down the aisle.
"Ooooh! Air fresheners!" The teen exclaimed, catching sight of them out of his peripheral vision.
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Half an hour later, they left with an arched rainbow air freshener, rainbow license plate holder, rainbow antennae ball, rainbow heart car magnet, rainbow ribbon car magnet, a car magnet that said "PRIDE", and a rainbow car flag. "Puck" was incredibly proud of himself that he had managed to get his cousin to buy all of it.
The next store the elder Reid was forced to visit was a jewelry store. Of course, the first section they went into was the body jewelry.
"Oh yes, most definitely." The teen smiled as he put a navel piercing that had a picture of a rooster on it and said "teaser" underneath into the basket his cousin was carrying.
"Spencer." The eldest whined, not really liking it.
The younger just smiled as he put a navel piercing into the basket that had a black background and said "Will Work For Sex". Then his eyes widened as he saw one he knew he was going to have to beg for.
"Oh my God... please? Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?" "Puck" asked as he found a navel piercing that also had a black background and said "Ultra Vixen". "Please? I promise I'll cook, and I'll pick up after myself. Also, I promise to not dress you up in things that make you uncomfortable for at least a month."
The doctor sighed heavily before rolling his eyes and responding.
"Fine, but you're cooking, and not inappropriate questions after I go out with Tracker."
"Deal!" The teen sang as he dropped it in the basket.
The next one he put into the basket was a piercing that he had decided to use as a tongue ring that had a rainbow background and said "All Families Matter". Then came another navel piercing that had a pink background and said "Am I Gay Yet?" in red. A dangle navel ring that was a yin a yang symbol with half rainbow, followed by a dangly piercing that was two male symbols got put into the basket before "Puck" decided his jewelry shopping should probably be done. Next came looking for body jewelry for his beloved family member.
"Rainbow nose stud?" The younger Reid asked, holding up the small stud for his cousin to inspect.
"I just got one." Doctor Reid said, his eyebrows raised slightly.
"Can never have too much, plus, that one was bigger. This one is more subtle so you'll probably be able to get away with wearing it to work."
"Fine, put it in. But make sure to consult me before putting things in the basket for me." The elder Reid warned, pointing a finger at the younger.
The teen just smiled as he put the rainbow stud into the basket. He continued down the aisle, looking at everything and seriously evaluating whether he had a snowballs' chance in Hell of getting his cousin to agree to wear it. Most of the things were either for lesbians, completely outrageous, or he had already picked out for himself.
That meant that after a full fifteen minutes, he only really had two to get his cousins approval of. He held the two up with an expectant smile on his face. They were both dangle belly button piercings. One was a circle that had a rainbow inside and a pink triangle inside; the other was just a rainbow triangle.
Doctor Reid sighed as a small smile came onto his face. He gave a nod as he led the basket out.
"Yay! I expect to see you wearing them." The prostitute said, pointing a warning finger at the adult.
"I will, I will. Jeevas, I'm supposed to be the adult here."
"Yea, well, I took that away from you. It's mine now. Now, let's keep going, I believe I see a tongue ring with your name on it."
The FBI agent rolled his eyes but followed, and turns out, there was a rainbow stud for a tongue piercing that got put into the basket for the elder genius. Then a dark rainbow spiral industrial piercing got put in for him.
"Are we done with the body jewelry? Can we go on to the other jewelry?"
"Whatever my gorgeous cousin wants."
"Please don't." The BAU member asked as he led the way to a rack of bracelets.
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Not even a half hour later they left with their purchases. Due to some serious intervening and explaining of why certain thing should not be bought, they left with only four more things than when they walked away from the body jewelry. They got a few HIV/AIDS awareness rubber bracelets that were red, had two white ribbons on then and said "Awareness", A few rainbow rubber bracelets that said "PRIDE" on them, two rainbow wrist bands that looked a bit like they were made out of clay, and a chord like bracelet that had a white stone looking thing connected, on the white were two rainbow male symbols that were connected.
"Where to next?" "Puck" asked with a smile as they began walking down the street again.
The elder Reid's arms had quite a few bags on them from the two shops they had visited.
"Uh, that looks like a you store." Doctor Reid said, pointing to a building not too far from them that said "Evangeline's".
"Yes… yes it does."
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"Ok, if the corset store you took me to is Heaven… then the Christian's have a whole new level of superb after life that they need to think about trying to get into." "Puck" breathed, mouth hanging slightly open as he looked around the massive room filled to the brim with the most amazing things he could ever imagine.
"I have a feeling we'll be visiting her very often." The elder Spencer chuckled, grabbing a basket.
"Your feelings are right."
"Are we just going to stand here, or are you gunna put things into the basket that we don't need?"
"Good point." The teen smiled, finally stopping his gawking.
He picked up a rainbow umbrella that was in a large bucket of about a dozen and put it in the basket before continuing along through the main show room. The place was huge, and had about three buildings that connected full of awesome stuff.
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It was seven forty by the time they finally got out of there, and the sun was beginning to set. They were both weighted down with bags full of amazing items.
They had gotten a rainbow swirl nightlight, a fairy sculpture for the apartment, three pairs of rainbow suspenders (just in case), a belt buckle that had Bert and Ernie from Sesame street in front of a rainbow, and a rainbow faux fox tail. Then came the loads of buttons they collected. One said "Recruiter" in the font used for the show Cops and had a rainbow line above and beneath it, then there was one that said "I See Straight People" with all the words minus "Straight" written in rainbow, another button had a magnet on it and said "dick magnet", another had the words "Yes I Am" on it with the "yes" being rainbow, the background of the one that said "Hate Free Zone" had a rainbow background, then there was one that had a picture of two side-by-side male washroom symbols and then a plus sign and then a picture of a camper, another one with a white background said "BEPROUD" with each letter being different colors of the rainbow, the one that said "Focus On Your Own Family" had a white background and the word "Family" was written in rainbow, one had two connected rainbow male symbols, the one with the yellow background said "Looking For Boy" in black lettering, then there was one that looked like a sun but had rainbow squiggly rays on it (and actually, the only reason it had been bought was that it looked like the protecting symbol on Sam and Dean's chests), "Puck"s favorite was one that had a black background and said "Spaz" in white and looked like how the title on the book Crank looked, but the one that made him laugh the most was the one with a mostly white background that said "Wanted Meaningful One Night Relationship", yet, the one he knew he was gunna use the most was one with a blue background that said "Yes, I'm in the right bathroom".
The one that made the elder Reid roll his eyes the most was the one with a white back ground that said "I" then had a red heart and then said "dick". The one that made him roll his eyes almost as much was another one with a white background that said "Sinner" in red. Then there was the white backgrounded one that said "OUT" with a male symbol coming out of the O, another said "Love Knows No Gender" with the "love" being rainbow, the one with an orange background that said "Homo Depot" made then laugh for five minutes straight, while the one that said "Let's Get One Thing Straight, I'm Not" made them smile before immediate putting it into the basket that was pretty heavy by that point. The one that said "I Kiss Boys" in red with a heart right next to it, and the one that said "You Remind Me Of My Next Boyfriend" got put into the basket right before the rainbow Gemini symbol one for "Puck" and the rainbow Scorpio symbol for elder Reid.
The last three things that they bought were three buttons. One that had a rainbow diamond like shape with a G in it (basically the Superman insignia with a G), one that was a picture of two of the male bathroom symbols on it right next to each other, and finally, one that had a black back ground and said "Got Pride?" on it.
"Food now." Doctor Reid sighed as he led the way to the closest diner.
"Fiiine, Jeevas, you're acting like it's the end of the world." The teen rolled his eyes as he followed.
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"I'll have a bacon cheeseburger, no mayo with a vanilla milk shake. And he'll have a plate of spaghetti with a coffee that has a good amount of sugar in it." "Puck" smiled at their waitress as he checked out the mass amount of pins all over her rainbow vest.
She looked exactly like Debbie… and it made him oh so very happy.
"Be right up sweetie." She smiled at him before leaving.
"You do know that she thinks we're a couple now, right?" The doctor asked as he stretched his arms out.
They hurt a bit from carrying all the heavy bags.
"You do realize, I don't care, right? You take forever to order, and I know what you like."
A male couple that was passing by took a second to raise their eyebrows at them before continuing out of the building.
"How is it, that even when you're not trying to be inappropriate, you're inappropriate?"
"It's a gift." The teen sighed as he stretched out in the booth.
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"That was amazing." "Puck" smiled as they left the diner.
"I agree, now can we please put these bags in the car before we go buy anything else."
"Sure cousin dear." The teen smiled.
They began walking back to the car. Just as they crossed the street a group of three guys walked by, one of them crashing into "Puck".
"Watch it." The teen said instantaneously as he turned to look at them.
The red haired guy immediately looked him up and down, noticing how male the voice was.
"Sorry, wasn't watching where I was going." The red head smiled as his eyes finally got back up to the youths eyes.
"Yea, you might want to work on that. You might scare away someone who finds you very hot."
The elder male smiled at that.
"You should come by Crave tonight; it's at the end of this block and has the name in rainbow lights." The red haired male smiled, pointing in the direction of the club.
"Well, are you gunna be there?" The teen asked, twisting a strand of fake hair as he looked down the elder male's body.
"Absolutely."
"Then I hope to see you there."
With that, the two smiled at each other and parted ways.
"Spencer, really? A club?" The doctor whined.
"Jeez, you are the whiniest person today, and come on, it'll be fine. We'll go for a few hours, and then go back home." The teen rationalized, his eyes forming those of a pleading puppy.
It took seconds for the doctors resolve to break.
"Ugh, fine, but you are not changing my clothes for this."
"Fine, but I am changing mine, so let's get in the car. This takes time."
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In a red and black corset, the leather short shorts he wore on Halloween, and red Airwalks, our favorite mini mini genius was quite a sight. And the fact that he accessorized it with a rainbow belt around his waist, black beaded belt that had red beads to make it look like blood dripping down that was cut shorter so it wrapped around his wrist, red speckled heart earrings, vampire mouth necklace and a heart necklace with wings made him the first thing everyone stopped to look at.
They danced in the club for a good hour and a half, multiple boys coming up to them and starting to grind immediately. Both Reid's were having mass amounts of fun with the loud music that was felt through your skin, the packed dance floor, and the cascade of rainbow lights… but the FBI agent could tell what his cousin wanted to do more than anything. He also knew that his family member wouldn't because he didn't want to leave him alone. So, the elder decided to shove him into doing what he wanted… like the youth had done so many times to him.
"Go have fun." He shouted into his cousin's ear as he leaned into him.
"I'm not leaving you alone." The teen shouted back.
"Spencer, listen to me, I'm fine with it. Go have fun."
"No, I shouldn't leave you alone."
"Spencer, I know you want to."
"I'm not going to-"
"Just go fuck someone!" The elder finally shouted with a laugh.
The prostitute pulled back to look at the elder genius' smiling face and smiled back.
"My suggestion is to go check by the bar." Doctor Reid smiled at his family member.
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"Puck" smiled as he saw a blonde guy that looked to be not too much older than him leaning against the bar, drinking out of a Hello Kitty water bottle. He confidently walked up to the guy, took the water bottle and took a drink from it.
"Call me Puck." He smiled as soon as he swallowed the liquid in his mouth.
"Call me Dez." The blonde smiled, looking only into the teens gorgeous eyes.
"Well Dez, why are you drinking water, when I can tell you want to be drinking something a lot stronger?"
"The bartender realized that my I.D. was fake… so he won't serve me."
The prostitute smiled, at least he knew the male wasn't too old… his cousin would be happy.
"Plus, in case a hot guy comes up to me… I won't be too shitfaced to tell him how sexy he looks in a corset." The taller male smiled, biting his lip slightly.
"Ya know, corsets aren't as hard to get out of as everyone thinks." Young Spencer's eyes gleamed.
He took another drink out of the bottle as the other guy took a moment to realize what he was implying.
"Oh really?" Dez asked, gently putting his hand on the teen's waist.
"Yes really." The brunet smiled the mouth of the pink bottle centimeters away from his mouth.
The elder male bit his lip slightly as he looked down the femininely dressed males' body. His hand slowly moved down a bit, not enough to seem like he wanted sex right then and there, but enough to let the younger know he was definitely thinking about it.
"So, you live far from here?" "Puck" asked before taking another drink.
"And why would such a cute boy want to know that from a stranger?"
The elder male was playing a game… too bad he didn't know our favorite even smaller genius was oh so very good at these kind of games.
"Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet." The prostitute smiled before taking another drink.
This time he drank in a special way, he put the mouth of it just back enough that a bit of water would come out of the bottle and dribble down the side.
"Oh shit." He swore, pulling the bottle back to look at the fluid beginning to sprint down the lovely pink surface. "I'll fix it." He smiled.
And with that, he brought the bottle up so that it right in front of his face, and began licking the water off of the bottle. At first the licks were short; the tip of his tongue came out to lick it away quickly before going back into his mouth while he looked for more. Then he gave it a long lick, as his eyes slowly looked up to be able to look Dez in the eyes while he licked the pink object.
Dez's mouth fell open slightly as he looked at what "Puck" was doing to the bottle, his hand moved to the youngers' ass as he watched the sexual movements. Since the little genius was very much ok with this reaction, he pulled the bottle away and looked at the blonde.
"There, all clean." He smiled.
Dez moaned as he pulled the younger teen flush against him. He gave the youth a harsh slap on his ass. And then it was "Puck"s turn to moan.
"Don't tease me, or I'll be forced to tease you." The genius whispered as he began grinding his hips against the blonde's.
The elder male moaned at the contact and looked into the lust darkened eyes of the corseted male.
"No, I don't live too far away from here." The man who owned a Hello Kitty water bottle breathed, not wanting to play anymore games.
"Good." The brunet smiled, pulling back.
He began walking away from the dazed blonde who just stayed by the bar. When he was a good distance away, but his conquest wasn't following him, young Spencer turned around.
"Fetch." He said in a seductive tone, waving the pink bottle back and forth.
Dez pushed off the bar and followed the lithe body out of the loud establishment.
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Ok, So, I looked it up, and can't find what Reid's birthday is… so I guessed. Sorry guys. Hope you enjoy, link to everything on my profile. =)