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Lexi scowled at the black book, the book of secrets, the book of doom, the book of fire, the elder book, the one book to control them all, the book that reminds her of the babe and well you get the point.

All of the girls adored reading, each could devour a novel in the space of a lexi want to find out what was in Kyoya's little black book . She sat at her table with her friends before turning to them and standing up getting their attention

She placed sunglass on her eyes and dramatically turned round "it's time" she stated coldly

Amber stood up "yes … its time" he retorted just as dramatically

Alisha crooked a brow "time dare may I ask for what"

Lexi gasped and shaved her hands over her mouth "not here, not now"

Later that night the girls arrived back to their apartment and lexi shoved them all to the kitchen table and spread out blue prints and hooked Christian up to Skype then positioned little figurines to assume a battle plan

"Alisha you are the mirror as you're so full of yourself"

"I AM NOT"

"Amber you're flutter shy as you are shy and adorable"

"I am not adorable-"

"Esther you're the disco ball as you're a 60's reject"

"SHAMONE"

"Kaylee you're the dog as you're a whiney bitch"

"WEL FUCK YOU"

"And Christian you're the hot rod as it's a pinus joke"

Christian frowned "is it because I'm ga-"

Alisha cut him off "the last two jokes aren't even your, it's from that bat family monopoly thing"

Lexi pretended not to here "and lastly I'm the hedgehog because-"

Kaylee smiled "cuz you're a furry"

"I JUSST LIKE MANIC THE HEDHEHOG I DO NOT WISH TO SLEEP WITH HIM" she coughed "BESUCSE I'm a sonic fan girl. Okay now here's the plan. Mirror and disco ball you'll be distracting Kyoya at the gate." She pushed the two figures towards the front gate "when he lets us in the hot-rod will notify Team b, me, flutter shy and the winey bitch will goo though the house and FIND THAT BOOK" lexi pointed to her friends, amber and kaylee saluted as Esther and Alisha …. Went off to cry.

The next day Alisha and Esther buzzed the gates to the mansion "its Esther and Alisha we need … help"

"Err" Esther helped "home work …."

"YES" alishha backed her up "HOME WORK that's it, lots and lots of …. Home work"

Kyoya let them in and opened the front door as "team b" slipped thought the gates UN notsied and into the bushes

"What class" he asked as the two walked past

"Math" "catering"

"Catering" "math"

"Science" "English"

"Japanese lit" "math"

Kyoya rose an eye brow "if this is a way to waste my time I'm afraid you're going to have to leave"

"No ploy" Alisha stuttered as she thought 'how I she get dragged in to this'

"We did say all of the homework Haha ... ha"she trailed off

Kyoya nodded as Alisha flicked through the pages of a book "OH NO I dropped a page out front, I'll be right back stay here"

With that she ran back down the corridor and opened up the front door letting the insist in and run back

"Hot-rod we have success, do you copy" lexi said down her ear piece

"I copy …. WAIT WHAT IM I EVEN DONG"

The girls gowned

Amber spook down hers "Hikaru gave us blue tooth ear pieces to try out, we can talked all over the earth. There under development so this is a trail run" she was dressed in full back and kaylee was dressed as a ninja lexi was dressed as natsu with a scarf round his head from episode 3.

"THAT IS NOT WHAT I MENT"

Kaylee grinned "oh that, well as we are ninjas we need a radio man, most likely to be gay instructing us what to do"

Lexi grinned "like Charlie's angles"

"BUT I CANT SEE YOU"

Amber sighed "you're running the effect"

Lexi adjusted the waist coat "team B head out"

Wit that the girls took of …. Ninja style.

The girls rally polled and cart wheeled down the halls pressing their backs to the walls holding fake guns all singing the mission impossible theme

Until they bobbed into Kyoya older brothers.

"…..shit" kaylee mutters

"Who are you and what are you doing here"

Lexi didn't like to lie "we are the Ouran angels. A alit team of ninjas, we have come to locate, retire and possibly destroy Kyoya otori's black book" she grinned but the two boys just backed away slowly

"I wonder what the problem was" amber frowned"

"HURRY UP" Christian sighed

"Eeped roger that hot rod" kaylee smirked

The 3 came to his bed room kicked the door open and rolled into the room "hot-rod how long do we have"

"LEXI I C-A"

"CODE NAMES CHRISTION, DOO YOU WANT TO PUT US ALL IN DANJER"

"….. Aunt nobody got time for 'dis I'm going"

"DAMN IT THEY HAVE TAKED HOTROD" kaylee yelled

Amber cried "WE CANT GO ON, WE CANT WE JUST CANT"

Kaylee growled and shook her then slapped her "PULL YOUR SELF TOGETHER FLUTTER SHY"

Lexi nodded "THE DOG IS RIGHT LETS FIND THE BOOK, with no means of communication we have to move fast"

They hunted the room messing everything up. "WERE COULD IT BE" lexi screeched

"Commander Hog is the target" amber stood with black book in hand

"Affirmative, let's go and where did you find it"

"I've been standing her the last three minutes whilst you searched"

"Good work privet"

The three ran out as Alisha and Esther were saying good bye, dashing right past them "MIRROR, DISCO BALL MOVE" they dragged team A off leaving a very unamused and confused Kyoya behind

Shrugging it off the raven boy went upstairs and entered his room, the second he did a dark aura left his body

His room was a mess and his book was no were to be found.

The next day the girls walked over the twin's house

"He I dint thinks I should be the dog, mean Hikaru is more of a whiney bitch than me"

"Guys we cannot talk about the mission on the outside we could endanger ourselves, and duly noted Hikaru shall become the whiny bitch, Karou shall become thee teddy bear and kaylee shall become-"

"-a dinosaur" the psychopath tried

"A Barbie doll"

"WHAT WHY" kaylee growled

"Because it annoys you" Esther answers for lexi.

The knocked on the door and was let in straight away and pushed up to lexi old room, which hadn't changed much it just looked a lot emptier.

"….. Should we open it" Esther said though it was more of a question

"I don't know" Alisha bit her lip

Kaylee grabbed it and opened the first page getting impatient "…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOK" she laughed between breath giving it lexi who instantly rolled out laughing and giggling

Soon they were all laughing there "ha hah aha … how I feel bad" apish trailed of calming herself

"Rodger that private, disco ball get a new book pronto"

"Aye captain"

Alisha frowned "wait how the hell did lexi become in charge… I mean it this the is worst plan ever"

A/N what do you think was in the book, share below xxx