"You're back early." Doctor Reid smiled as the door to Garcia's lair opened to reveal his cousin.
"I know what school I'm gunna go to." The prostitute shrugged, plopping down in his seat.
Emily and Jennifer came to the door with huge smiles on their faces.
"Puck's got a boyfriend, Puck's got a boyfriend." They sang, happiness showing through all of their features.
"Shut up." The teen commanded again.
"Ok, what happened? You never tell someone to shut up unless they say something derogatory." The elder genius asked, turning away from Penelope to look at his cousin.
"Nothing. They're freaking out just because a guy gave me his number."
"No no no, we're singing because you went absolutely silent and you were completely shy the entire time you guys were together." Prentiss corrected, holding up a finger to halt him.
"A guy that didn't care about your scars." J.J. reminded.
"What?" Elder Reid asked, looking at his cousin in surprise.
"I didn't have any paper so I said he could write his number on my arm." The teenager shrugged.
"And he didn't care about them?"
"No, he paused for a second, but didn't do anything else."
"Wow…" Doctor Reid smiled. "Good for you."
"Thanks. Can y'all shut up about it now? It's over."
"Puck's got a boyfriend, Puck's got a boyfriend, Puck's got a boyfriend." The two agents sang, walking away together.
"Puck" sighed and rubbed his eyes.
"They're your friends." He told his cousin.
The elder just laughed.
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"So… is he cute?" Penelope asked that night as the entire BAU sat with the youngest genius at a restaurant.
"Why must we talk about it?" Younger Reid sighed, not looking up from his steak.
"That's a yes." Emily laughed.
"I just don't see how it's your business."
"Ok, now I know he's special." Elder Reid smiled from his spot in between Derek and Aaron.
"Just… shut up." The youngest commanded, still not looking at any of them.
Penelope, Emily, Jennifer and elder Spencer all looked at each other with giant smiles. They were all a little taken aback by how shy the prostitute seemed.
"Aright, fine, we're done talking about it. So, how did the school trip go, other than that?" The techie asked with a smile, stirring her soup to try to cool it.
"Fine. The school is slightly larger than my last one, and there are an abundance of people in normal clothing, but I'll get used to it. The principal is really awesome as well."
"That's good. Principals are a large part of what makes school fun or not." Hotch interjected before putting a forkful of salad into his mouth.
"Right? The principal at my last school had it out for me."
"I wonder why that is." Elder Reid said sarcastically, already knowing why.
"Hey, it's not my fault his son was a closeted hotty."
"You mean you…" Agent Jareau asked, eyebrows raised and jaw slightly dropped.
"Yes, I screwed his son." "Puck" rolled his eyes.
All the females at the table laughed, thinking that it was all so absolutely him to do that without regard to how it could make his life worse.
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"Have you called him yet?" The doctor asked as his younger family member stretched out on the couch.
"As soon as Supernatural is over I shall… I haven't seen this one before." Younger Reid said, looking at the TV. like it held the answer to all of life's questions.
"Alright, I'll be home late. Tracker's taking me to a play."
"Have fun… Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
"I promise not to have sex with any girls."
"Oh, look whose funny now." "Puck" rolled his eyes, not looking away from the television.
"Later." The older Spencer laughed before leaving their apartment.
"They grow up so fast." The teen laughed, faking crying.
He chuckled but continued to watch as the brothers did their brotherly thing with homosexual subtext.
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As soon as the episode had ended, "Puck" took out his phone and dialed the number on his arm. As the phone rang a feeling came into his stomach… he kinda felt like he was gunna puke. He had never felt that before, so he was a bit taken aback by it. He didn't have much time to dwell on it because the phone was answered quickly.
"Hello?" A male voice that sounded a lot like Anderson's, despite its being over the phone asked.
"Hey, um, Anderson?" Spencer asked, his fingers twisting into his shirt slightly.
"… Puck?" The smile was heard through the electronic.
"Um, yea, sorry if it's late."
"No, it's fine. I don't have a bedtime and it's only ten."
"Oh, cool."
"Yea."
And then there was silence.
"So, um, there's a new movie out. The Avengers." The younger Reid said, standing up so he could begin pacing.
"Yea, I know, I really want to see that, but no one wants to take me."
"I'll take you." The prostitute said immediately, then, upon thinking how that sounded followed it up with, "… um… I mean… i-if you want to go… with me… I'll go… with you."
"That'd be really fun. I think there's a showing tomorrow night if you want to go. It will be Friday then… that is if you want to go. You don't have to just because I want to go." Anderson said the last half nervously.
"No, I'd love to. It'd be amazing. I… um… ok. Uh, I-I'll look at the times and text you the ones that seem the best… is that ok?"
"That's perfect." The blonde laughed. "So, um… I guess I'll text you later."
"Yea… um, I guess. Bye… have fun, I mean-"
The high schooler laughed.
"Have fun." Anderson said.
They both paused momentarily and then hung up. "Puck" didn't move for a second, and then he jumped in the air, succeeding in doing a spin midair. A large scream of excitement emitted from his throat as he kept jumping. He had never been that excited about a date with someone.
"Puck" needed to get some of the happy energy out, so he put his IPod on the dock and played one of his most pumped songs. As soon as the song started, he began jumping around dancing and singing along with the lyrics.
"Come on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild!
Wild, wild, wild!" The teenager shouted, jumping around the room with a vigor that would be paralleled only by a speed freak.
"So you think I got an evil mind,
I'll tell you honey
I don't know why
I don't know why
So you think my singings out of time,
It makes me money
I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
Oh no" He spun his head so that his longish hair spun around in a way befitting Tracy.
"So come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Get wild" He shout sang as he dance/jumped his way into the bedroom that he occasionally shared with his cousin.
"So you see I got a funny face,
I got no worries
And don't know why
I don't know why
Oh i gotta sing with some disgrace,
I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
no, no, no" The prostitute used a hairbrush that was on the nightstand as a microphone as he looked at himself in the mirror, doing goofy faces at himself.
"Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
wild, wild, wild
Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
get wild
Come on" Younger Spencer plopped onto the bed and rolled around, his happiness making him act like a geeky girl that just got asked out from and eighties film.
"Well you think we have a lazy time,
You should know better
I don't know why
I don't know why
So you say I got a dirty mind,
I'm a mean go getter
I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
Oh no" He rolled off the bed and danced around the room before dancing/jumping back into the living room.
"Come on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild
Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
get wild" The youth ventured into the kitchen, fighting the huge urge to jump up onto the counter and rock his own socks off.
"Come on, come on feel it
Girls rock your boys, girls rock it
We'll get wild, wild, wild
We're gunna get wild. wild, wild, wild
We're gunna get rocked tonight
Rock it tonight. girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
OH YEAH!" Younger Reid danced out of the kitchen and made his way to the couch once again.
"Ah, ah, ah, wooooo
Ah, ah, ah
Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah." "Puck" concluded his singing by plopping onto the couch, his chest heaving due to the workout.
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"Are you done getting dressed yet?" Doctor Reid shouted through the door to his bedroom.
Tracker was coming over in about half an hour to watch movies with the young doctor, so he wanted to clean up his room a bit.
"Almost, just a sec." The nervousness could be heard even through the door.
It truthfully only took a couple of seconds for the door to open revealing the prostitute.
He was wearing a pair of black jeans that had tons of stuff on them, there were a few patched as well as what looked like quite a few rips. A jacket designed like a mullet took the place of a shirt on him; its high collar made his neck look even paler and the buckle on it matched that on his pants. Combat boots adorned his feet, making the pants and jacket look even more punk. Then there was a black bracelet with Fin and Jake from Adventure time on it along with a black and red studded bracelet. The Konoha symbol was on a necklace around his neck, resting right on his breast bone that was left showing by the V the jacket made.
"Wow." Elder Reid breathed upon seeing his cousin, it was obvious that the pieces had been chosen specifically to fit each other as well as contrast.
"Wow what? Is it too much? Fuck, I knew it was too much! Damn it! I gotta change." The teen groaned, turning to close the door again.
"What? No!" The adult said, putting his hand on the door so it wouldn't close.
"You look fine, better than fine actually. You look amazing. But wow, you must really like this guy if you freak out that much."
"… Shut up." Younger Reid said, looking down as he exited the room.
"Fine, I won't speak on it anymore. Have fun on your date. Tell me how the movie is."
"Good, you better not. Have fun on you quote unquote date. Tell me how the sex is." The teen quipped back.
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So… hope y'all enjoyed it and are looking forward to the date in the next chapter! =)
Link to outfit on my profile.