"Route 666"


Bayonetta and Phantom were on the highway "That bridge in these heels?" Bayonetta asked.

"I don't suppose I can call a cab to get me to the island." Bayonetta said.

"I'll see ya ahead. Taxi!" Phantom called out.

A taxi appeared out of nowhere and picked him up "Look alive people! We have an unidentified vehicle approaching. Close the gate!" a guard said.

Bayonetta looked behind her to see armored vehicles approaching; she saw it was Cereza and Luka inside. She ran super fast and Luka was trying to get ahead of any vehicle. Phantom's taxi was still ahead and Phantom was listening to his favorite song Moon River. He checked his gauntlet to see Luka and Cereza's life signs approaching "Just through that gate." Phantom said to the taxi driver.

Bayonetta jumped over a car and jumped off a truck and transformed into a Panther Within.

Phantom made it through "Here's good." Phantom said.

He got out and the taxi left. Bayonetta made it through before the gates closed she fired a hole into the wall but in the shape of a heart.

Luka's vehicle made it through "Woohoo! Did you see that!? I told you there was nothing to worry about!" Luka said.

"Mummy! Mummy and the nice boy saved us!" Cereza said.

"What!?" Luka asked.

Phantom opened the roof "Hello there, Cheshire." Bayonetta said.

"Shit!" Luka panicked.

"Mummy!" Cereza said.

"Hey kid." Phantom said.

"It seems your driving is on par with your journalism." Bayonetta said.

"I figured I'd beat you to the island! But the guards had another idea, didn't they? Not really my best plan huh?" Luka asked.

"You think you've got me figured out, don't you?" Bayonetta asked.

"You haven't scratched the surface dude." Phantom said.

"We journalists have to have some detective skills, you know? You're a gem stone. And that stone has to be in the Ithavoll Group Building. I'm headed there too." Luka said.

"How odd. You seem to know where I'm going before I do. Yet you don't seem to know how to drive a car in a straight line." Bayonetta said.

"What am I, a chauffeur!?" Luka asked.

"Yeah you are!" Phantom said.

"Do you have any idea what prolonged walking in this salty air will do to my hair?" Bayonetta asked.

"Hair is one of your best features." Phantom said.

"Well, I tend to use some product when I go to the beach." Luka said.

They heard what sounded like rockets firing "They're firing on us!" Phantom said.

"Little one! Get down!" Bayonetta said.

She fired at the rockets and destroyed them "Put your foot down, Cheshire. I'll take care of our pest problem." Bayonetta said.

"Wonderful…" Luka said.

"Angels coming in!" Phantom said.

"I'm getting the distinct impression I'm not wanted on that island!? But I love it when people play hard to get!" Bayonetta said.

The two fought the angels. Phantom did his best to hang onto the moving vehicles he figured he fell off; he was a dead man. Bayonetta easily defeated the angels without Phantom's help but she still appreciated his attempts to help.

They jumped after hearing Joys attacking Phantom used Bayonetta's torture attack much to his joy. Bayonetta destroyed the angels and saw Phantom sometimes gets too addicted to fighting.

Another angel appeared Irenic "An angel that's a car?" Phantom asked.

The two jumped and Bayonetta found a motorcycle and used her middle finger to get it started "Time to go vroom!" she said.

Phantom used a small orb to pop a motorcycle into existence and the two went off. They encountered angels trying to prevent them from reaching Cereza and Luka "Afterburner!" Phantom said.

The two made a very long journey but got back to the others. Ahead of them the bridge was being destroyed by the angels "For fuck's sake, that's overdoing it!" Luka said.

"Right! Turn Right! Get off the road!" Bayonetta said.

Luka turned right and Bayonetta and Phantom entered a Witch Time zone. "I know you don't want us here, but you really could have been more subtle about it." Bayonetta said.

They fight miniature versions of Beloved, they fight the three angels they fell down and enter through an Paradiso portal sending them to an unknown location.