sebastian- is that really all you have to offer
sincemaniac-yeah i know it sucks buuut hey im a stupid cunt
ciel-stop insulting yourself...its weird...
sincemaniac-really ciel? i thought you'd figure that out by now
lizzie- ~giggles~
sebastian-she got you good mater what should you do will you get revenge on h-
sincemaniac- ~meow~
sebastian- ~blushes~ w-whaaaaaa
sincemaniac- you do know that the main character is a neko right?
sebastian-oh satan help me..-_-
"yes as a matter of fact you do have some explaining to do," ciel said with a angered expression, "ok now don't be mad but uh... i come from the future of two thousand fourteen and your lifes are based on a fictional story line as you bassy play as a devoted demon butler serving ciel until you help him achieve his parents deaths even though he doesn't admit it," i said in one breathe. i was breathing heavily at my lack of oxygen as ciel and sebastian took a moment to take in what i just said.
"w-wha!," ciel gasped as he leaped from his chair "h-how did you know of all this are you a spy of some sort!?," he yelled accusingly. "hell no no pun intended sebastian," i said waving my hand to sebastian as i said this, " young lord apperently she has been watching over us as if some type of god or being in a another dimension, am i correct?," sebastian asked looking at me for reassurence. i nodded and he continued " so basically she knows our past, present,and future," sebastian said with his hand on his heart.
"aaaaand if someone would swallow their pride they could ask me to help them get revenge!," i sang out, "and why would i want to help from the likes of you," ciel spat. "well if you didn't you would have to do all of the unessessary work that would get you nowhere, you could still work or i could just tell you however i highly doubt you'll chose that seeing that you never want sebastian to leave your side," i teased wiggling a finger at him with a wink. "ugh...fine sebastian prepare a room for..," ciel said as if telling me to give him my name " Mona Black my lord, grandughter of QUeen Elizabeth and the future Queen of England! i declared posingly dramatically
"oh, well then i welcome youyour highness it will be a pleasure having your stay here at the Phantomhive manor please forgive me of my rudeness earlier," ciel said bowing on one knee, i laughed and pulled him up the his feet by his chin softly "oh please ciel enough with the formalities please do call me cat and you too sebastian," i said looking back at a blushing sebastian. "yes...cat," ciel said reluctantly. i smild and turned towards sebastian " ok im ready," i said with a wide smile "sebastian give her the room across from mine," ciel said. my eyes widened a bit, everyone who was a true black butler fan knew that was his parent's room "oh no ciel that room! no no that was your parent's room please just give me another room i simply would feel awful," i pleaded ciel's hands in mine. "alright then give her the room next door to mine no one has ever been in there so im sure you'll enjoy it, ciel said.
sebastian lead me to the room "here you are your highness-...i mean cat, this is where you'll be staying there are dresses and personal needs in the closets and drawers please do make yourself at home," sbeastian said with a small smile, "hey sebastian wanna see something cool," i whispered to him. he looked quizzled but quickly hid that "sure what is it?," he asked leaning. i giggled then pulled out a black tail and ears soon small whiskers grown on my cheeks as my eyes turned into green cat eyes. sebastian's gaw litterally dropped as he saw my transformation "oh my...so- so so soft," he whispered as he rubbed his face in my ears.
i laughed and purred as he rubbed my ears and petted my head "oh what lovely ears and such a long sily tail...oh my so perfect," he mummbled holding me like a cat in his arms. i did a soft meow and that did it, sebastian squealed LITTERALLY SQUEALED! and startled glomping me like crazy. "s- sebastian! what is the meaning of this!," ciel yelled trying to hid his blush, "oh i deeply apologize master, but...she is a neko i couldn't help myself," sebastian said blushing aswell. i just sat on the floor and licked my paw as i was now in full cat form, i rubbed against sebastian's leg trying to get his attention. he awwed and picked me up completely ignoring ciel's death glare.
( TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY A TACO RAINBOW FARTING NAYAN SEBASTIAN CARRYING A POPTART EATING CIEL)
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR:
TEA TIME WITH THE CREW
sincemaniac-ciel why don't you drink something ese other than tea your body is probably 25% tea by now gosh
ciel-i happned to enjoy tea thank you!
sebastian-she's right you drink tea way too much master
ciel-shut up damn demon you don't have a say!
sincemaniac-actually yes he does, he's a powerful fucking demon if he wanted he could break the contract and kill you
ciel-tch he can't do that
sincemaniac-what stopped claude fom doing it -_-
claude-yeah!
ciel-ugh! whatever!
sincemaniac-claue you are not in th story yet get yo creepy ass back in the basement!
claude- ~dramatic overpowering erpic poptart puppy dog face~
sincemania-ugh fiine here have a patch of ciel's hair...
cie-WHAT!
sebastian-its your fault you shed everywhere master... ~ sticks out tongue in disgust~
after the little delema with the whole cat thing ciel and i (including sebastian duh!) sating in the drawing room drinking that nasty bitter non-sweet earl grey tea "i don't understand how you like this shit it's so plain and not...sweet," i complained grimacing at the flavor. ciel sighed and put his cup down "sebastian give her a better tasting tea that's sweetned," he said in his usual bored tone, "yes master anything for my little kitty," sebastian said cupping my cheeks before walking away. i heard ciel growl under his breathe "what's wrong how come you never like it whe sebastian is happy," i asked tilting my head as would do a dog. "because he doens't need to be hap-," " i beg to differ ciel if sebastian is happy then he is in a good mood less chance for him to not be inclined to do the actual work, as you can see when sebastian isn't happy he does not do all of the work," i say cleaning my nails.
"what are you suggesting i do then," ciel asked in curiousity "simply give him a day off...,"