Lexi and Kaylee pulled their caramel tanned detective coats around them, slipped the dark shades over the blue eyes and hats over their hair, they then finalized there look with a detective nod of their heads for confirmation.
Karou sipped his hot chocolate "so what are they doing again"
Alisha sighed "I have NO clue" she shook her head as Lexi picked up a banana and used it as a gun and kaylee did a ninja roll on the floor, but failed ad toppled over herself.
Mori just smiled "but she kind of wants to join"
She grinned "kind of, unfortunately though I still have SOME dignity" she said the last part so the girls on the other side of the twin's living room could hear her, though they chose to ignore her anyway
Mori gave her an almost pitying smile and kissed her forehead "no you don't"
Hikaru then walked over and grinned at his brother as they linked elbows "~thou I must say~"
Karou grinned right back "~we did a wonderful job on their Cosplay~"
The two girls overheard "ITS NOT COSPLAY WERE REAL SECRET FBI MEMBERS"
Alisha rolled her eyes but her grin stayed in place "rigggggggggght, and I'm fairy queen Tatiana of fairy tail known for scaring the shit out of grey and Natsu, which by default would be you two"
"IM NATSU" Lexi yelled out at that
Kaylee shrugged "I'll be grey, I don't mind"
Hikaru slipped on a sly fox grin whilst his brother wore a smirk. In unison they got up and walked over to the psychopath, each putting on slim arm over her shoulder "~start stripping then~"
Kaylee knocked their heads to together "DO YOU WANT ME TO GET KAS'S MAFIA ON YOU, BECAUSE YOUR THIS CLOSE " she held up her fingers for emphasis
The devilish twins sat up from the floor giggling. But the way they sat on their knee's legs slightly spread looking up at the girls with big topaz eyes and innocent smirks Alisha's weakness kicked in
She turned her head to the side in annoyance "so frigging cute" she mumbled
Lexi laughed and threw the banana- sorry 'gun' at her ever-so-loving boyfriends head "creepy fox twin"
"Blonde in denial" he shot back
She puffed out her cheeks "IM A GINGER"
Alisha rolled her eyes "you a golden strawberry blonde"
She huffed again "SHUT UP" she yelled and half mumbled "who even asked you"
"Its three o clock" Mori said still sitting down
Lexi gasped "OH MY GOD" she looked at Alisha's talk boyfriend who towered above her "I FORGOT YOU TALKED"
Alisha rolled her eyes but smiled "let's go"
Kaylee begun to ninja roll out the door, but miss judged and hit her head on the frame, they looked at her frowning
She looked at them and rubbed the back of her neck "I'll... I'll be in the limo...you know…. yeaaaaaaaaaa" she slowly backed out the room in her most ninja style.
Lexi giggled "and here I thought I was the clumsy one"
Karou smiled a similar smile to the one Mori gave Alisha earlier "today alone you have smashed three cups, tripped up twice and walked into a window"
"Yea bu-" she started to explain herself as mori and Alisha begun to laugh at her.
"A WINDOW" Hikaru backed up his twin "how does one even do that" he looked at is twin with high levels of amusement in his devilish eyes
"bye" Mori kissed the top of Alisha's fringe covered forehead- having to bend down quite a bit to do so (but hey at least she wasn't as small as Lexi,) , as she pulled her arms around her neck, lifting her slightly off the ground
"Bye" she smiled
Hikaru looked at Lexi "later outako" he insulted but tried to hug her all the same
She shrugged "later pervert" she dogged the hug not wanting to show affection in front of people.
Karou rolled his eyes and whispered to Alisha and Mori "if Lexi had pig tails then Hikaru would be pulling them" he looked up for a second to if they could hear him, thankfully Hikaru was chasing her over the sofas as she tried to hurt him with bananas (what is it with this show and bananas)
Mori frowned "are you sure Lexi wouldn't be pulling Hikaru's?"
Aisha giggled softly "I agree" she then laughed further at the idea with Hikaru with pigtails though she was more likely to see Hikaru with them than lexi, how knows maybe she could call into Kyoya and ask him for a tiny favour.
Lexi smiled sweetly at Karou "bye my favourite twin" she ignored Alisha's teasing words of 'what I don't see Mathew?'
Karou laughed "bye my favourite brothers girlfriend"
Hikaru looked at him "really she's your favourite" he jabbed a thumb in her direction
Alisha dragged her off into the limo with kaylee before she could hurt them with more of their 5 a days.
After fifteen minutes of driving round Ouran Lexi looked at kaylee "kaylee I have all clear on the coffee house do you copy- over"
"Reading you loud and clear Lexi- over"
"You two are both morons- over" Alisha said smiling half joining in.
The three walked out the car and bumped into Tamaki and Haruhi "Lexi, kaylee?" Haruhi asked really unsure "what are you wa-"
Kaylee put one hand to her lips "please do not in anger he mission, this is high priority 'mam"
"Whoever you think we are" lex continued "I can assure you we are not"
Haruhi blinked "wha-?"
Kaylee looked at the blonde (sorry ginger ) "now sir" she looked at Tamaki "what can you tell us about the new French style coffee shop"
"IT AMAZING, me and my precious daughter just came back from there, we had the best time and-"
Kaylee cut him off sharply "STOP right there sir" she lowered her shades and fixed him with her blue eyes "so you say that this lady is your daughter"
Tamaki beamed "yes well-"
Lexi then took over "you do know that lying to the authority's is a gents the law, well sir do you"
Kaylee looked at him "look sir, we will make this easy on you. We won't bring you two on for a DNA test if you answer a few simple questions"
Lexi nodded "I'd do what she asks, I'm the good cop, and she's the bad cop" she added as a threat
Alisha looked at Haruhi "DON'T ask" she pinched the bridge of her nose and rubbed it to show fake annoyance and bowed her head for empathise but really it was to hide her smirk
Kaylee looked at him sharply "all you know about the boy behind the counter"
"OH you mean Collin?" Tamaki asked
"COLLIN, of course" kaylee pro clamed and looked at her 'side kick' "you getting this down"
"AYE SIR" she yelled whilst flicking open a note book to write down Collin, kaylee gave a brief nod to her blonde haired 'king' to continue
". . . .yeeeessss Collin" he blinked the shrugged it off "yes, well anyway he is Irish with dirty blonde hair -"
"Brown eyes" Haruhi cut in
"DID WE ASK YOU 'MAM" kaylee yelled before looked at Lexi "rudeness these days" Lexi gave a slow nod of acknowledgement and sighed adding to the dramatic effect before they turned back to Tamaki "continue" kaylee granted him permission
"ummmmmm well he seems nice enough and all, though he keeps asking about Renge."
Kaylee looked at Alisha "run a back ground cheek- he might be dangerous"
Alisha rolled her eyes and looked up from her phone "no" the two were about to whine when Alisha smiled "I already did"
Haruhi sighed in disbelief "not you two"
She just shrugged "sorry" she looked at kaylee "I'm no FBI agent but according to Ambear when the wet out early this week, he called her hot on a coffee cup in sharpie, oh and Lexi tell Hikaru I want a FBI coat to"
Tamaki nodded "they do look snazzy"
Lexi flipped out her phone and text him, she got an immediate reply of "already did, besides shed look much better in it than you, she has curves. Honestly what did I do to get a girlfriend who his so bloody fat chested"
"ASS" she yelled
Kaylee ignored the text fight to thank Tamaki for the coat complement with a tip her of her hat "thank you" she then looked at Lexi "did you get all that"
Lexi looked up "no, I was drawing a cat" she held up a picture on her Pokémon note book
"That's a good cat"
"Thank you"
"Oh and a drew a picture of this supposed Collin"
She showed them all a picture of a leprechaun
Haruhi blinked slowly "Lexi how did you get that-"
Lexi cut her off "you said he was Irish"
Alisha scowled at Lexi "I RESTENT THAT, I mean I'm half Irish and have black hair and blue eyes"
Kaylee rolled her eyes "and me and Lexi are a quarter Irish, moving on" she went back into FBI mode "thank you for your time, will be in tough sir"
The three walked on in a straight line, singing the James bone theme off key.
"I worry about them" Haruhi sighed
"What? That was cool" Tamaki frowned at his girlfriend's maturity
"Whatever you say honey" she really didn't have the energy- not today.
They girls opened the shop, hearing the bell jingle above the door.
"Hi what can I get youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- errrrrrrrrrrr" the supposed 'Collin' stopped when he took in their appearances, this was clearly not what her pictured when coming into work this morning
The three girls went up to the counter "I'm bad cop" kaylee stated and looked at Lexi "she the good cop" Lexi gave a giggle and a wave from behind her shades before kaylee gestured to Alisha "she's a whore biscuit"
"NO I- you know what never mind" Alisha said giving up and rolling her blue almond eyes
Lexi looked at the picture of the leprechaun and leaned into kaylee "it's the spitting image"
Alisha looked at him "I'll have the hot chocolate with no whipped cream"
"ALISHA" the two girls yelled
"don't interact with the culprits" lexi hissed
"What IM THIRSTY sue me" she huffed wanting some sort of sugar
Lexi looked up at her "don't give away your weakness or he could hurt you" her big eyes turned glassy and begged her tapping into Alisha's weakness for cute things
Collin frowned and looked at the girls "I am so glad the pace is empty right now" he muttered
"LOOK BUDDY WE ARE GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE" kaylee yelled pulling him by his uniformed orange tie
Lexi suddenly become a little scary a black aura circling, kaylee let go of his tie and Lexi walked up to him "what are your intentions with Renge"
Collin blinked then blushed "I like her I guess"
Lexi growled "LOOK BUDY this is not the first time Renge has liked someone so I will make this VERRY clear, you hurt her when you're not together, I'll break your legs, you hurt her when you are together I'll break your arms and legs, hurt with someone else I'll break your spinal cord. Treat her like a princess and we won't have a problem, make her happy we won't have a problem. On the other hand he makes her cry, I have a problem. And when I have a problem YOU will have a problem. OKAY? Okay!"
Kaylee smiled "don't underestimate who we are friends with, MY boyfriend is the head of a mafia" she jerked her thumb toward Alisha "her's is a kendo champion, Mori"
"WAIT Mori m-" he started knowing the kendo camions name
Alisha rolled his eyes and cut him off "YES that one"
Kaylee continued gesturing to Lexi "her cake buddy- don't ask is honey, Mori cousin and last but not least our other friend and organiser of the club Renge manages his known as the 'shadow king'"
Lexi smiled "you fuck up, we can hurt and he can make it look like it never happened"
Aisha smiled "so about that hot chocolate- wait no, I'll have the vanilla Frappuccino with no cream"
Kaylee smiled "I'll have a coffee, surprise me"
Lexi hummed" I'll have a white chocolate and raspberry muffin"
Alisha rolled her eyes "because you didn't have enough sugar in you system"
Kaylee laughed "well I have too much blood in my caffeine system"
Collin got a big tip that day and a warning note, written on the back of a picture of a leprechaun was a kitten.
A few weeks later the whole of the host club went there after school the three girls walked in and Collin looked at them "AH so you did come back" Lexi and kaylee palled
"HE RECONIED US" kaylee yelled
Lexis blue eyes widened "abandon ship MOVE MOVE"
Kaylee dragged out alias and they ran
Renge raised a perfect eye brow "and that was. . . . . ?" she placed her hand on her hips looking at him with her honey eyes
Haruhi looked at Collin "you two hu?"
Collin paled and sat down some of the drinks "is it always like this"
Esther laughed with amber "sometimes it's worse"
Amber gave a smile to Karou and honey "looks like we are the only single ones in the group"
Honey smiled "nope I'm with someone"
Amber smiled and laughed "so you are just you and me then Karou"
He laughed back "so it would seem"
Esther rolled her eyes "what you two going to get up and start sinning single ladies?"
Karou grinned "now THAT'S an idea" he looked at his brother he put his arm round him
"I could see you pulling that off" they grinned at each other and Esther looked at Collin
"Try not to get worried or grossed out over them, they are not together they are just UN godly close even for twins"
Amber smiled "well it's not the weirdest thing to happen round here, is it?"
Renge lost her patients, not that she had much to begin with "WILL SOMEONE TEL ME WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT"
Mori smiled "just three concerned friends doing their job"
Colin looked taken back and he looked at Renge "he talks, you talk?"