Alisha rubbed her temples and buried her nose in to Mori chest (being the second smallest at 5'4 to Lexi who was 5'2 and a half, that was all she could reach)

He half-heartedly patted her on the head feeling slightly awkward but just was as frustrated as her

At two people

Two people whom they were close to

Their relationship was idiotic

This was the conclusion that she, Mori, Kyoya and Karou had reached after months of watching the two people bitch fight and yell at each other

Hikaru was flirty selfish, had a bigger ego than he needed, he is a child and most of all he is very affectionate and likes to be physical and kissy with his partner

Lexi is over emotional, she will take small things like teasing to heart, she is far too simple and most of all she hates being touched or kissed by anyone other than her close friend and family . . . and Mathew.

"HIKARU I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT WHEN WE ARE AROUND POPLE IT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE" Lexi hissed and elbowed his hand out the way, she was wearing her normal Ouran uniform of the blazer that was cut into the fitted waist coat and a pleated grey skirt, white school shirt underneath and the girls tie with Ouran PE socks

But it was all messy showing she had just gotten changed from PE as her uniform was usually perfect and her messy shoulder strawberry blonde shoulder length hair was not tied, safely out of her face, instead she was using it as a shield to stop herself from looking at Hikaru.

Hikaru groaned and flopped into the same position as his twin on the sofa "you are my girlfriend I'm aloud" the twins faced each other and rolled their eyes in sync

"Creepy" Amber muttered and went back to the game with honey creped out by the sync the two had

Lexi by this time has slammed her catering down on two tables and some of the host and girls have dived in.

Hikaru glared at her "you know it's your fault were are late" he glares harder "go get changed"

She whipped round to face him "we still have 7 minutes before the host doors open clot pole"

Hikaru rolls his eyes and spits venomously "oh wow just rush me to the burn unit"

"There like an old married couple" Haruhi mutters to Renge from Tamaki's lap

"No their not" Renge giggles in a hushed tone from the other side of the sofa

"Yer" Kas said from down on the floor in a agreement with the fan girl

Kaylee chuckled "these two are far more entertaining" she then bit into one of the cakes

"And distracting" Kyoya hissed from his laptop

Alisha sighed into her hand; Lexi was far too much of a child

"Whatever Hikaru" she now sighed out and walked into the prep room to get changed, all energy gone and too tired to even slam the door.

"HEY COME BACK HERE" Hikaru goes in after her as the others listen in to curse words and crashes, Kyoya mentally adding up to see how much Hikaru would owe him since over Hikaru's dead body would he let her pay for the breakages.

Hikaru was then kicked out as his mumbled and picking up his girlfriend's school bag on the way over to the other corner.

Kaylee laughed into the slice of cake Lexi had made, he never learns. She split another in half and forced it in to Kas' mouth

Amber smiled pityingly at Hikaru, Lexi was one of the most forgiving people ever and she was very defensive but if the stupid blonde ever thought she had REALLY hurt someone she would be so angry with herself.

Alisha didn't know who was worse for that reason at comforting kaylee with her robotic "there there" and awkward pats on the shoulder or lexis "IM-SORRY-PLEASE-SONT-BE-SAD-OH-NO-PLEASE-DON'T-CR Y" which made you feel even worse and make you cry more.

Esther sent Hikaru a death glare and told him to grow up harshly.

Hikaru sat down with fabric and other things and quickly sowed something up in about 2 minutes

After they had both calmed down Lexi came out in her usual tailor made host club maid uniformed which kaylee laughed, to which lexi threw a much loathed high heel at her head, to which Kas 'saved her from'. Hikaru walked over and handed her white lace ballet pumps, sure they were no marvel converse or even a pair of shorts and she was still stuck in the stood dress but hey, now she wasn't wearing those damn heels.

Lexi hugged him tightly but no further.

"Friggin' bitch" Karou whispered cheekily to Renge, making her laugh

Alisha sighed and leaned further into Mori. "I just don't get them"

Haruhi ever the barer of light in the situation smiled and she rolls her eyes"their love is idiotic, but then they're idiots, so it works"

Kaylee laughed and grinned "now that's logic"

Renge giggled with amber as Esther teased "yer Alisha, come on your meant to be the smart one how did you not get that"

Alisha just threw a pillow at the three, then one a Haruhi for understanding then one at Lexi for causing it.

. .. . . .

Then Kyoya yelled at them all;

Renge smiled at Karou "I for one blame the rap music"