Totally Legit Pahkitew Island Episode 10:
Tha episode startz with Topher connecting to the 'Robotic Animals and Island – DON'T CONNECT!' wifi network.
"Ooh, connecting to the forbidden wifi prank! Score!"
Tophr thn connectz 2 da wife eye b4 it conectz thru.
"Yes!" Tolker hapili sid.
The eyeland then 404 errorz. Butt as everyone is a human this dozn't affect them lol.
Dawn then suddenly appears. "Oh yeah, Max got sent home last time as well, we should probably mention that."
Inntro lol
Rodney's harem beginnz thee episode vibin. Da grond then shakes as they run out of da cave. It crumbilz.
"Awww, taht had all ym earthly posessions," Rodni sid. "Ah well, I still have my rizz."
"Indeed you do," Scarlett beginz. "By the way this has to be the result of Topher entering the wifi network for the island and messing everything up."
"Why?" Sammi said.
"Because I'm smart."
"Huh… so it's Topher this time," Sammy notes.
"Wha-?" Rodney beginz 2 say
"NOTHING!" Sammy yelz
"And you're correct," Dawn notes as she teleporks in. "Today you all have to stop him before he does something like blow up the island."
"Can't you?" Evella notes. "I… I mean, you have all the magic!"
"Meh, this was a challenge in canon," Dawn shrugs, not caring. "Anyway, if the island blows up and you all die I'll just grab other versions of you from the multiverse. There's a bunch of universes that never started anyways."
The five loooooooooook cuncernid at each otehr. Howeva Jasmine stands up.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" Jazmin sid. "Lets stohp da codger
Menwhil. Topher livestreams.
"Yo it's me Topher! I've just done the connecting to the forbidden wifi prank! I'm in the final six of Total Drama Pahkitew Island! Now I'll be releasing a new merch line when I get back home! Also I'm sponsored by Recognized Labels! Where you can become a king for like, 50 bucks apparently!"
Das seen changes to the other 5 getting sent undergrond alongside Chrizz
"Eye don t now why Iem here," Cmiss said.
"Eh, I just don't want to deal with you."
Chiss thin gets taken bi a bunch of Cross clones.
After Cis is taken by the robutts. Rodney's harem walkz a head. Tho Samy and Evella fall through a hol in da grond.
Jasmn, Scorlett and Rodney comtinu onwardz.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! I can summon the kangaroos to take us there!"
"Sure,"
"They'r e like our Uber." Jazmin thn summons the kangarooz.
Sammy and Evella walk down, as Evella says, "So… dear friend, how are you… doing?"
"I'm… fine," Samli said.
The too girlz strare awkwardly aht each other
"… yeah."
Crisp walks ovr 2 his clonz, askn "What's the deal?"
"ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" Thiey chant.
"Huh?"
"KING! KING! KING!" They chant, b4 giving hm a cetrifikate from Recognized Labels.
"Oh wow, and it was only fifty dollars to become a king as well!" Chris notes. "Looks like I'm a king now."
Tophr looks at the computer around him , saying, "oh, so if I press this button it's my merch drop countdown. LESGOOOOOO!
Jasmin, Rodne and Scarlet make it to the door as they get out of the kangaroo pouch. Jasmn goes to check her pocket, but does not find her wallet.
"Ah bugger, I left my wallet in the cave when it blew up."
"So you don't have the money?"
"Nah mate… this is going to take a while."
"I'l stay wit ya," Rodni sid. "Go take out Tolker Scarlett."
"Yep," ScaRLET SAID.
Scarlett then goz in2 da room as Rodney and Jasmine try to talk to the uber kangaroos (kangarubers?)
Hey youtube! Welcome back to the livestream! Tophr cheerz. "I decided I'll be nice and drop my merch EARLY!"
"This is a dumb idea," Scarlet walks in. "it will kill you. It's a bomb button. It's a bomb."
"HEY THAT'S MY JOB!" someone from offscreen calls out.
"Oh, I'm going to die from this… I mean, It'll ghet mii viws."
"What?"
"Do you not KNOW the amount of views a merch drop happening the second I DIE would give me?" Top r cheerz hapily. "
Scrlet blinkz, b4 saying, "Let me through."
"Wow she's actually being selfless?" Dawn asks from some distance away. "I changed her a lot, wow."
Meanwhile, the kangaroos continue to argue with Rodni & Jamzin as one pulls out a phone and dials 000 to get in contact with the cops.
Sammy and Evella walks around. Ella reappears in the reflection, commenting "I still exist in this fic too by the way. Uhh, we need a song I guess."
Let's groove tonight (down down upon down)
Share the spice of life
(The boogie sound, down upon down)
Baby, slice it right
(The boogie sound, down upon down)
We're gonna groove tonight
(The boogie sound, down upon down)
Let this groove get you to move
It's alright, alright, alright
Let this groove set in your shoes
So stand up, alright, alright
Sammy cuts her off bi looks around before saying, "okay, down here… I think at least."
"Yeah, and how do you know?"
"Intuition," Sammy waves off the question as the pair leap down. Meeting up with Scarlt and Topher.
Chris and the Chris Robots also break through the door to join everyone.
"MERCH DROP IN A MINUTE!"
Larry then bursts through the wall, holding a coffin with one of his children, before dropping it. The child opens the coffin as Larry says "Okay, get in."
"Larry!?" Evori1 yhells.
"When in doubt, pinky out!" Larry then holds up one of the veyen armz as he duzn't have fingrz b4 grabbing Topher and dropping him in the coffin. Hee thn glares at Scarlt. "You aren't taking the SpongeBob references from me!"
"Well Excuse me!" Scarlet whines back.
Unfortunlately, this doesn't stop the countdown.
Rodney and Jasmine are also getting arrested for not paying the kangaruber driver.
Meanwhile with Dawn, she thn holds up the strik 2 message from last episode b4 saying.
"Eh but this could be the strike three and I don't really want to put up with any more whining… or for the writer to reappear and continue to ruin the ending joke of Revenge by repeating it over and over again… fine."
Dawn then teleports in to the control room, saying, "Okay what's a funny way to end this?"
"A dumb reference?" Scrarlt said.
"Sure. Someone say a sentence with 'time' in it."
"Yadda, yadda something, something, time." Topher sid, opening the coffin and sitin up.
"Time, huh? Thanks for the tip!" Dawn smirks, b4 taleportin bak in tim.
Tha episode startz with Topher connecting to the 'Robotic Animals and Island – DON'T CONNECT!' wifi network.
"Ooh, connecting to the forbidden wifi prank! Score!"
Dawn then appears through a time huh thanks for the tip portal, creates a pair of scissors, snips the phone in half and then crushes the two pieces of phone with a boot she also created.
"Looks like I stepped in loser." Dawn thn teleperts away back to toe da futur.
"Wait, we remember all this?" Top hr asks.
"Yeah, whatever," Dawn shrugs. I mean, you're out anyways, we may as well let you all remember why."
"Huh?" Topher asks before the screen chngez to him in the canon.
"Oh yeah," Dawn says before snapping her fingers, causing the island to go haywire. "Alright, say the line Chris," Dawn says before walking away. Criz taks her spt
"I know I normally hand these out to those who are not being eliminated, but today, I feel a special ceremony is called for. You are so eliminated. You're more eliminated than anyone's ever been eliminated. Even Sammy's Twin! The whole island's a freak show!"
"Okay, first of all, I have made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement," To pr strtz.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" Jazmin growlz.
Dawn then reaprs and shoots the canon
"MOST NORMAL ELIMINATION IN OHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The influencer yells as he is launched away.
"Okay and with that we're down to the harem. Who is going to win? Who will lose? Find out by continuing to read Totally Legit Pahkitew Island."
6th: Topher
7th: Max
8th: Sky
9th: Shawn
10th: Beardo
11th: Leonard
12th: Dave
13th: Sugar
14th: Amy
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Sammy walks ovr 2 Scarlt. She thn asks, "Hey, so Scarlett, can I ask you something quickly?"
"To save someone who is replaced by an alternate version of themselves, you have to use what is called a reset button. It is incredibly unscientific, but barely anything about this world is to begin with, let's be honest. If someone doesn't have a reset button, then you have to write that they do into the story."
"How did you know I was going to ask dat?"
"I m smrt."
"That… answers everything actually," Sammy notes.
"Anything for another one of Rodney's girlfriends," da smt grl sayz bak.
"Uh… yeah…." Samini then walkz awqai, endin da epizode.