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Sarah and I were now walking around the village since Naruto, Sakura, Ino, Choji, and Shikamaru left.

FLASHBACK

"It's A freakin' squid!" I shouted interrupting him. "I know a squid when I see one." I looked back up at the cloud to inspect it more." And that is definitely a squi- Oh. Hey, look. It's an octopus."

All I got in response was a strange look from Shikamaru.

"Of course it is. Why else would I call it one?" He asked

I puffed out my cheeks, crossed my arms, and pouted.

He took one more look at the sky...or clouds? and mumbled something under his breath about something being troublesome and how his mom will get pissed. He stood up and started walking. He needs to learn some manners. Wheres the teaching-manners-fairy when yah need her? Maybe she's on vacation with Steve, my purple unicorn...I miss Steve.

"Ah! Shikamaru! Wait for me! I'll walk home with you!" Choji said before he slurped the rest of his noodles and gave his owed money to Mr. Ramen -Maker-Dude. Is that his real name? It should be.

"Hmph. I have to go to. See yah 'round Forehead, Naruto, Sarah, Abby." Ino waved and left

Sakura sighed. "If they already left, it must be late. I have to report to Lady Hokage before I go home. See yah later guys." Sakura said before she left. (AN: Notice the "Lady Hokage." Therefore, stating that this is indeed time setted in Shippuuden...My brain hurts...)

Naruto sighed. "I gotta go to. I have a mission tomorrow." He gave Mr. Ramen-Maker-Dude the money he owed, said bye, and left

...Now what?

END OF FLASHBACK

So here we are...I'm craving brownies again. Hey look shiny stuff.

I go over to a stand that has shiny stuff hanging down from hooks. Shiny stuff= Jewelery

"Abby, what are you doing?" Sarah comes over to me.

I pointed to the jewelry. "Shiny." I stated

She sighed calmly. "This ones pretty." She said as her hand went towards a necklace with a blue-ish-black crescent moon. Her hand bumped into another that was heading for the same necklace.

"Oh, sorry." She said as she retreated her hand and looked at the owner of the other hand.

"It's ok. It was my fault." Owner-of-other-hand, said back in reply, and he to retreated his hand from the neckalce. Me being the oblivious person,I am even noticed he was pretty cute. He had shaggy fire red hair, though he had a a blank stare, complete with chocolate brown eyes. He wore a high collared long black cloak-ma-thingy with a red zipper. you could tell he was wearing ninja attire on underneath. I assumed because of his shoes and pants.

I saw a blush creep onto Sarah's face.

Owner-of-other-hand reached for the necklace and took it. Oh Hellz no! He took Jerald! Yes...I named the necklace Jerald. It's beautiful, isn't it?

"Here." He handed the necklace to Sarah. "I didn't really need it anyways." He paid for the necklace by swiftly putting the money on the stand. He then turned around after a blonde dude...women...MAN-WOMEN! Call out, "Sasori no danna!"

"Someone you know, un?" The blonde Man-Women asked. He wore the same thing as Owner-of-other-hand.

"Not really." I guess his name is Sasori ,sighed. "Come, Deidara. We have to go." Sasori said and started walking away.

"B-bye!" Sarah blurted out kinda loudly. Her face suddenly got redder as she realized what just did. I think she just created a new shade of red. I shall got it Dared! Combo of Dark and red. I feel so accomplished.

Sasori turned around, raised an eyebrow and stared at her for a couple seconds. His face went back to neutral. "Bye." He said plainly after, and started walking away again.

I chuckled to myself.

"W-What are you laughing at?" She asked her face not as red, but it was still clearly there.

"You like red heads! OW!" She hit my head again, her face now dared (Dark-red) again.

"Sh-shutup!"

"Awwwww. Sarah's in love!" This time I ran as fast I could, not wanting to get hit again.

"You little!" I heard her yell to me as she was gaining on me.

I took a sharp turn into a alley, breathing deeply from lack of air. Hey, I ran pretty far, ok?

Now where am I?

I walked out of the ally and looked at my surroundings.

"Sarah?" I called out loud...no reply. "Well I'm screwed" I said out loud as I sat down. And yes. I sat down right outside the ally against a random building.

Suddenly there was a large explosion. It was big enough that the ground shook. I didn't know if it was ok to say 'earth', cause I'm pretty sure it isn't. It's a crazy hot red head, ramen eating, big explosion, ninja world!

Anyways, there was a lot of smoke coming from a building in the distance. I quickly got up and ran towards it's direction. Not for the fact that Sarah might be doing the same. Just 'cause I was curious.

Another explosion! And another!...and another...and another... What the hell? Are they just doing this for fun?

"Art is a bang, un!" I heard a voce. I was now right infront of the smoking building. Above it on a clay bird was... The Man-Women and Sasori!...I want that bird. I'd name him camel. Awwww, the poor bird has an identity crisis! No worries Mr. Bird/Camel thing! I shall help you! Aaaaaafter I find Sarah.

"Abby!" I head my name being called. I turned around to see Sarah. "Where have you been? Baka!" This time effectively avoiding her punch. (AN:Yes, I know in America, many people don't even know what 'Baka' means. *Cough*idiot/stupid/fool*Cough*, but there special, so they do. More on this afterwards!)

"Sorry." I said scratching the back of my head. Though, the only thing she was paying attention to, was Sasori.

"Sarah." I said sadly

"Yah?"

"Your boyfriend's on a bird in the sky." I pointed up

"You think I didn't noticed? And since when has he been my BF?"

"Since he thought of taking Jerald."

"Who the hell is Jerald."

"How can you not know who Jerald is? He's around your neck!" I pointed out as it was the most common thing to say

Which got replied with a weird look. Hehehe.

"Abby! Sarah!" I turned around to see Naruto and his ramen-pack following behind him. (Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji)

"Hey guys! What's going on...Who are they?" Sarah asked. I knew which one she wants to here the answer to the most.

"They're the Akatsuki." Naruto growled out.

"Akatsuki?" I asked

"Yah. There S-rank criminals in an organisation, to do who knows what? But they are going after all the jinjuriki." Sakura explained.

I got nooooone of that. Hey, look pepples. Probably from the explosions. I bent down, picked some up, and put them in my pocket.

Ok, back to the conversation.

"We believe there here to steal information. According to our sources theres important scrolls in there.

...Ok. First off. I'm guessing S-rank is really bad. Evil organization? I wonder if they have cookies. Scrolls...Ok? Jinjuriki...WHAT? My brain hurts. Hey, look. There fighting on Mr. Bird/Camel.

"Art is a bang! Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion!" I heard Man-Women shout. I have decided it's a guy, 'cause his voice is deep. I still prefer to call him Man-women. Why? 'Cause it's fun.

"Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future... eternal beauty." Sasori replied.

I saw Sarah just nod her head, as if agreeing with Sasori. Geez. I wonder why?

"The bastards. There not even taking any notice of where they are." Naruto hissed. Wow. Sooooomenone doesn't like Man-Women or Hot-Red-Head-Sasori. It's like he thinks there from an evil organization or something?... Ooooooh, yaaaaaah.

Naruto's pissy-ness at them actually gave me an idea. I took out all of my pepples and threw it as hard as I could, hoping one would reach my target.

"Ow, un! What the hell was that?" Deidara yelled, looking down from /Camel.

"Hellz yah! Bullseye! High five, Sista!" I high-fived Sarah. I also got some laughs from the ramen-pack.

I looked over at Sarah again to see her staring back up at Sasori, and unexpectedly, Sasori was staring right back at her.

"Guys. We should atta-"

"Shhhhhh!" I shutted Ino up. "They're having a moment." I whispered

"And your sister is having a moment with an S-rank criminal because?..." Shikamaru asked.

"See the necklace she's wearing?" I asked

"Yah." Everyone answered

"She got it from the red head." I informed them

"And she excepted it?" Ino asked shocked

"Well...At that time we didn't know he was a criminal. He even changed his clothes. They didn't have those red cloud-thingys on their cloaks before." I told them my excuse. "Sarah?" I then whispered to my sister.

"Yah?" She answered.

"Are you one with your staring contest?" I asked making her give me a weird look.

"Ok. Since you just lost the staring contest right now anyways. It's all good guys. ATTACK!" I screamed. And as if I was actually in command. All the ninja's and ones with masks, sprang into action. Why did they have masks? I want a mask. I wonder if I can throw a pepple at one of the masked ninjas so hard that they fall unconscious, and I can steal it. I thought this option over and came to the conclusion that it wouldn't work. I would need a bigger pepple.

"Go kick some Man-Women and Hot-Red-Head butt!" I screamed punching a fist into the air. I looked at Sarah once more-. One would think I was stalking her. Or that she had something on her face. -and saw her looking worriedly up at the fight.

It kinda went like this.-

Punch, block, kick, kick, block, punch, block, explosion, kick, block, ninja star, puppet. PUPPET?

"Holy shit! Pinocchio's here!" I yelled excited. "Tell a lie! Say that Steve isn't real! I wanna see your noes grow!" I yelled jumping up and down.

"Are you stupid. Or just stupid." Sarah asked annoyed

"Hmmmmm." I said as I debated each answer. "Cookies." I said/decided as if I just found the answer to life.

"Of course, Abby. Of course." She said patting my head and sighing. What the hell am I a Dino? Pssshhh. I wish. I'de be all like 'RAWR! IMMA DINO! I HAVE A HUGE ASS HEAD AND TINY ARMS! FEAR ME!' Hahaha... Good times, good times.

"Sarah?" I asked poking her head.

"What?" She asked annoyed.

"Your boyfriend just flew away." I stated, as I saw Mr. Bird/Camel fly away into the distance. I shall never forget you /Camel! We shall meet again!

"Damn." I heard Sarah mumble and she slightely frowned.

"Don't worry." I said seriously. "With the shitty luck we have. We'll probably meet those S-rank criminals again." I said kinda reassuring her.

"Abby! Sarah! Are you ok?" I head Naruto yell, as he jumped down from the building.

"Yah. You?" I asked when he was finally in front of me.

"Yah. We didn't get much action. The Anbu did all the fighting, and the Akastuki left un-scratched anyways." Naruto answered.

"The masked dudes?" Sarah asked about the Anbu

"Yup!" Naruto answered widely grinning. He must feel proud of himself for knowing something for once. Go Naruto!

I stifled a yawn, but it must have been noticeable, because Sarah asked if Naruto knew if there was a place we could stay for the night. He said yah, and gave us directions, and somehow caught on how we didn't have money. Wow I thought he was stupid at first...Oh, wait he is. It's probably common sense, 'cause we didn't even have enough for food. He told us that some meeting thingy happened, and that the Hokage wants to see us and she'll pay for out hotel room. Sweetness! I don't know who this chick is, but so far she's on my kewlio list!

We finally got to our hotel, and checked in. Me and Sarah shared a room and got our own beds.

"Night." Sarah said before closing her eyes.

"Night." I replied before drifting off to sleep. Today was one hell of a day and I could tell tomorrow was going to be one another, so I wanted to get my rest...then I started to dream about Dinos...I wonder why?

Please review! So far, even though this is only the 3rd ch. It is the longest! Yay for longness! Please review, 'cause if you don't I'll feel discouraged. So review, add, and love!

Also about the 'Baka' AN up there, In 2nd ch. I felt really tempted to write this one phrase in Japanese, but resisted. I might actual right some but put a definition next to it in ( ) or something! Just because I can! Well, I got to go. Steve's home! Enjoy the next Ch.!