Me: I sowwy!
Hidan: Hehehe. Never fuckin mess with a Jashinist
Me: Nuuuuu! This is abuse! Torture!
Hidan: *Crazy Psycho laugh*
Announcer: Will A-chan survive? Will Hidan let her go? What is this horrible punishment that has befallen on A-chan? Well, find out in the ch. of-
Me: Dude, WTF?
Hidan: Yah, we don;t even have our own shitty story.
Announcer: Ah- Well, don't the viewers want suspense and know what the punishment is?
Me: Tomatoes
Announcer: Eh?
Hidan: I made her eat tomatoes *smirks*
Announcser: That's it? That's the horrible punishment? That's bull shit!
Me: *Grabs announcer by collar* What are you saying? Tomatoes are the worst things in the world!
*Caution: Not see-able (type-able) due to immense violence. Please stay tunes for this important announcement by our favorite Jashinist, Hidan*
Hidan: Please enjoy and remember, A-chan does not own any characters, settings, items, etc from the anime/manga, Naruto! She does, however, own Abby and Sarah, other original characters, and anything else that she came up with. Please enjoy and review :)
"Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see, This our town of Halloween. This is Halloween, this is Halloween! Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.! I sang swinging my arms to the beat as I walked with my companions.
"What the hell is that?" Kankuro asked
"A song from my world." I answered
"Holy shit!" Kankuro screamed
"What?" Temari, Gaara-sensei and I asked, everyone ready to attack. Temari with her fan, Gaara-sensei with his sand, and me with my pepples of impending doom!
"Abby actually gave a straight answer! No idioticy included!" Kankuro said obviously shocked
"Hey! I can give straight answers! Ask me a question!" I retorted
"Whats 2+2?" He asked narrowing his eyes
I gave a calculating face and answered the best I could. "22." I answered.
"Hey! That's still not a straight answer! You knew what I meant!" He accused knowing what I had done
"Did I now?"
"Yes!"
"Ok, ok. Break it up guys." Temari scolded
"She started it." I could hear Kankuro mumble under his breath, but decided to ignore it when I saw a big gate with a ton of people surrounding it cheering and waving.
"Kazekage-Sama!" I could here them shout. Woah. Wish I had that kind of welcome whenever I came back from something.
We walked closer to the gate and a girl came running to of us...Well to Gaara-sensei that is.
"Gaara-sensei!"
Wait! What? Sensei?
"Hello Matsuri. How was everything while we were away?" He smiled faintly.
Gaara? Smiled?
"Great! Although I was wondering if you could help me train later." The girl Matsuri grinned.
...Train?
"Gomen. I have a lot of Kazekage duties to fulfill, and then I have to train my new student."
"New student? Datte, sensei! I'm your student!" She whined.
Oh hell nah! My sensei! MINE!
"That was when you were in the academy. You are now a full fleshed shinobi." Gaara explained.
Yah, take that!
She pouted, then looked at me. "Are you his new student?" She seemed nice, but it was obvious she didn't like the fact Gaara-sensei was going to train someone else.
"Nope." I smiled and walked ahead.
I could hear Kankuro sigh. "Sadly, she is."
"I heard that!" I turned around. I ran full speed towards Kankuro and jumped on his back. "For that you have to carry me!"
"Hell no! Get. Off!" He struggled but to no avail.
"Mush! Mush! Onwards! Depart! Proceed! Travel! Hurry the fuck up and go!" I yelled trying to make him go
"I wouldn't have a problem with that if you would just get off!" He yelled
"Abby."
"Yes. Mr. Sand Man?"
"Get off of Kankuro so we can proceed to where you will be staying." Gaara answered, ignoring the oh so lovely nickname I gave him
We left Matsuri behind and walked into the village
"Yes, Sir!" I saluted asfter I got off Kankuro's back
"So you listen to Gaara but not me?" Kankuro asked, pretending to be distraught.
"Yah."
"Why?"
"'Cause he's my sensei. Maybe if you were my sensei we wouldn't be having this problem." I stated, catching up to the rest of our mini group. "So. where am I staying anyways?" I asked as we kept walking, and walking...and walking. Ugh! why can't we do something different? Like skip. And so I did.
"Your going to be staying with us. Your only staying temporarily anyways, and why are you skipping?" Temari explained/asked
"Coolio and pickles."
"Wha-"
"We're here." Gaara-sensei said, cutting off Temari, not wanting another pointless conversation that I knew he secretly loves
"Wow. I need to get me one of these." I said as I looked up at the house...mansion
Temari gave me a quick tour and showed me to my room which was pretty nice. It was big with a four post bed with a canopy, a dresser, and a vanity set. Not to mention it has an awesome balcony with a view.
I went and sat on the bench in front of the vanity table and picked up the convenient brush that sat on it.
I started brushing my hair as I started singing. Making up the first little song and making a parody of 'Oh where, oh where, has my little dog gone?'
"I'm a pretty little princess, oh yes I am. With a sweet awesome balcony to go upon, as I wait for my cool hot Romeo to capture my heart. Oh where, oh where, has my maid gone? Oh where, oh where can she be? With her-"
"What are you doing?" I saw Kankuro standing in my door way. Whoa. What if I was changing or something. Or like...Having an awesome waffle party that he wasn't invited to? Those things are private, yo.
"Singing." I stated, pushing the thought to the back of my mind. For later. I really wanna waffle party now.
He sighed before telling me that dinner was ready and led me down to the dinning room.
The dinning room itself was pretty extravagant, like every other room in the mansion. I guess it's kinda like the White House, seeing as Gaara-sensei is like the President in my world, except way coolor.
"The old council bats weren't happy with your decision for the donation." Kankuro chuckled as Gaara's nonexistent eyebrows knit together in distaste.
"Don't worry Gaara." Temari encouraged. "That's their problem. The dicision was fair."
blah, blah, BLAH! I don't like political doo-doo. To much boring stuff. Like, decisions... about boring stuff. And talking...about boring stuff. And boring stuff...about boring stuff.
As Gaara-sensei, Kankuro, and Temari kept talking about boring shiz I decided to be tired and let my face fall into my food...yaaaaay...Note the sarcasm.
"AHH! Don't eat me Larry!" I screamed
...Oh yah. Did I ever mention that I get waaay loopy when I'm tired? Opps.
"I swear! If I EVER find a slug I will name him Balthazarl! And-and He'll be my best friend FOREVER! And we'll eat icecream in the sunset and we'll ALWAYS be together!" I slurred some of the words as I said the at a rapid pace. HAHAHAHA! Rapid pace...silly Words that utter outta my mouth. Hehehe...utter.
"COWS HAVE UTTERS!" I screamed. At this point Kankuro and Temari were sitting at there seats giving me weird looks. Kankuro asking What the fuck, and Temari telling me to calm down, and something having to do with one of the chefs accidently putting alcohol in my dinner. And did I mention the Red-head sighing and coming towards me?
"MR. SAND MAN! GIVE ME A DREAM! BUM BUM BUM BUM! MAKE HIM THE CUTEST THAT I'VE EVER SEEN! BUM BUM BUM BUM!" I giggled as I sang, and Gaara scooped me up bridal style and started carrying me through the house to the steps.
I gasped "Where are we going O-Kazekage! Are we going on an adventure?"
"Uh...Yah. and hold still." He commanded for I was jumping up and down in excitement.
"I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I screamed and shook myself back and forth in his arms. I slipped out of his arms and stood on one of the steps. Seeing as we were already half way up.
"Come on. Your drunk and tired. You need to go to bed." Gaara griped my wrist and tugged me.
"Noooooooossssss!" I don't wanna! I wanna play longer!"
He grunted in annoyance and tried to pick me up bridal style again.
"Stop-" I said and started falling backwards. I felt arms wrap around me as I fell and stopped abrutly. Gaara was hugging me securly as we laid on his sand that stopped the impact from the fall.
He slowly let go and looked down at me. "Are you ok?"
"Uh...Yah. A-arigato..." I started felling calmer, but my face felt really hot. Was it because of the alcohol...Or because Gaara-sensei is so close?
"A-ano...Gaara-sensei..." I chocked out
"Aa?"
"I-I..."
I'm soooo sorry I haven't updated in forever! But I left you a lovely cliffhanger for you to dread over ;) Please reveiw. No reveiws no new ch.! :) Thank you so much to the people who give me reveiws on each of the chapters! you are the ones who keep this story going. I PROMISE I will udate soon, it's to hard not to since the idea are already popping in. Also, The contest is still up and running! Many were close, but not close enough! Hint: It is an actual name :) Hope it helps. Ja Ne!