Hey Freshman! The Codemister is going to give you some tips to survive Eastern Toronto High!
Cody's Do's and Don'ts of High School
Do: This is for the boys: Hit on girls! Even if you get brutally turned down a lot, the girls will have to come around sometime!
Don't: Let others (especially big and bad punks) push you around! I punched a delinquent (whose name shall remain anonymous) and he went down! Boy did that feel good!
Do: Look presentable! Chicks dig guys who look presentable!
Don't: Be afraid to be a geek! There's nothing wrong with being one! Until you have no friends…
Do: Have lots of friends. Or just friends in general. Trust me; you won't be able to get through high school without 'em!
Do: I know the others have probably told you this as well, and you're getting tired of it, but get good grades. You won't be going far without them!
Don't: Entertain those creepy girls! There's a difference between hitting on someone and just plain creeping them out…
What do you think of Eastern Toronto High?
The school is okay and all, it's not so bad. There's a lot of school spirit, in my opinion. If you like school spriit, then I'm sure Eastern Toronto High is the place for you!
Relationship Advice, Cody?
If they're really the one for you, then by all means, do it! Just make sure you don't let it affect you all that much. And please, I'm telling you from experience, AVOID the creepy girls!
Other Important Stuff: Boys, remember when hitting on girls, there's a difference between hitting on them and just plain creeping them out! Trust me, I know.
*looking at advice*
"He wants the boys to hit on girls?" Zoey asked. "He's probably got brutally turned down before…"
"Who is this delinquent they keep speaking of?" Sam asked.
"Why does everyone keep telling Lightning to get good grades?" Lightning asked. "Grades are so not Lightning's forte!
"Creepy girls?" Mike cringed. "Yikes…"
"Should we take this guy's advice guys?" Zoey asked.
"Some of it," Sam said. "But the other parts of it… I'm not so sure!"
"I can't believe I'm saying this but," Jo sighed. "I liked that cheesy Bridgette girl better!"
A/N: I hope Cody was in character! Review please and Happy Father's Day!