Why am I here again? I think it had something to do with tips or something! Tips… tips… high school… survive…. Um…. surviving tips for elementary school?
MeAndYouForeverBaby: No, Lindsay. Well that's close. You're supposed to be giving tips for surviving high school.
Oh, Okay! I remember now!
Lindsay's Do's and Don'ts of High School
Do: Wear pink! Pink is so fun!
Don't: Be a meanie! Meanies are bad, and that's like bad! People won't like meanies!
Do: Have friends! I have this one friend named Belle and she's so smart, she helps me with like, Algebra and stuff!
Don't: Wear nasty make-up! Boys will like totally not like you!
Do: Remember people's names! I'm working on this one! I remembered Todd's name, Belle's name, Kyle's name, and Doug's name! I'm proud!
Don't: Let other meanies boss you around! I let this one girl boss me around for the whole year and then I got sick of it! That felt so good to give her the finger!
What do you think of Eastern Toronto High?
What's that?
MeAndYouForeverBaby: It's your school, Lindsay.
Oh, that place! It's really cool! There's a big, um, diversity of people there! Diversity was my word of the day!
Advice on Relationships, Lindsay?
I think you can totally like, date at Eastern Toronto High! Just make sure they aren't meanies like Hannah! I'm dating my Taylor-poo and he's so great!
*looking at advice*
"Why does she want us to wear pink?" Zoey asked.
"Is that really going to help us survive high school?" Sam asked.
"This chick couldn't even remember the school name…" Jo sighed.
"Of course we're supposed to remember names," Anne Maria sighed irritably. "How else we gonna make friends?"
"Why do I get the feeling that she didn't correctly remember all those names?" Cameron asked.
"And what's up with all the girly fashion advice?" Jo asked.
"Is this chick dumb or what?" Lightning asked.
A/N: Just in case you didn't catch my drift:
Doug: Duncan
Todd: Trent
Kyle: Chris
Belle: Beth
Hannah: Heather