Ugh, why am I doing this again? I couldn't give two craps about those newbies coming to our school. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Duncan's Do's and Don'ts of High School
Do: Be attentive to your surroundings and the people around you. Don't think I'm a nerd saying this, because I'm not, but I think this will help you in the long run.
Don't: Care too much or stress yourself about your schoolwork. Or at the very least, maintain a D in every class (so you can at least pass) Tell me, when is anyone going to use y+x^2+ksjdsjd+xsd in real life? Ask your parents if they use this mess.
Do: Make the nerds do you homework if you are severely failing and you might not go unto the next grade. Summer school sucks, trust me I know. Making the nerds do your homework saves you the pain or trouble of doing it yourself!
Don't: Show any kind of softness or niceness (for the guys). I'll have you know that I am not soft or nice at all. I've got a reputation to keep.
Do: Break the rules-it's fun! Who cares if you get in trouble? Just don't do anything to get you expelled.
Don't: Care about the environment or your school…it's not worth it. Plus, it's much for fun doing things you're not supposed to do!
Relationship advice, Duncan?
If you're a guy, don't even think about touching my girlfriend. Or flirting, staring at her, talking to her, etc. She's beautiful, smart, feisty, speaks her mind, has a raging power kick, *sighs dreamily*. Oh, advice for you newbies? Love is for saps, I suggest you don't.
What do you think of Eastern Toronto High?
It's a great place to break rules. That's tons of fun! My buddy hosts the best parties so that's great too. As for the school itself…not a fun place to be!
MeAndYouForeverBaby: Aww, Duncan don't worry, I know your soft around Cou- I mean your girlfriend!
Duncan: I'm not soft!
Lightning's going to take this advice, Lightning thought to himself.
*after the first day of high school*
"Lightning!" His mom yelled.
"Yes, mom?" Lightning asked, coming down the stairs.
"Not going to class? Trashing the classes that you do go to? Making nerds do your homework?! All on the first day?"
"Uh oh," Lightning said to himself.
"You're grounded!"
"Lightning saw the advice saw the advice on the website!" Lightning defended.
"Lightning," His mom sighed irritably. "You can't trust everything you read!"
Looks like that advice wasn't so good…
A/N: I thought I'd do something different since one of the reviewers asked for it. I'll probably be updating Trapped this weekend!