Just so you guys know… I don't give advice to losers. This is a waste of my precious time. That girl MeAndYouForeverBaby (what kind of pen-name is that anyway?) made me do this.

Heather's Do's and Don'ts of High School:

Do: Respect me. I'm in charge, alright? Everyone at Eastern Toronto High knows this. Even those geeks and senior wannabes. Respect me, don't get in my way, and we'll get along famously.

Don't: This is a big one for all you loser freshman-boys. Don't even think about hitting on me. I know I'm beautiful and everyone wants me but, we don't always get what we want, do we?

Do: This is kind of in relation to the first one. Know your place at Toronto High. I'm a Senior, at the top of the popularity chain, and you're a freshman, right at the bottom.

Don't: Even touch my boyfriend, don't look at him, and don't even think about him! Haha, you're doing it right now, I bet! Not that I'm jealous or anything loser like that.

Do: To the girls: Make sure you look presentable or decent, at the very least. You have to if you want to go to my school.

Don't: Talk about me, the queen bee, behind my back because trust me I'll make you wish you never met me.

Relationship advice, Heather?

Like I said, don't touch my boyfriend, don't look at him, and don't even think about him! Oh, advice? Since every guy in the school practically wants me, you freshman girls won't have a chance. And since I would never date a freshman boy, you guys don't have a chance either.

What do you think of Eastern Toronto High?

It's a great place where I'm at the top of the popularity chain!

*First Day of High School*

Jo walks into the doors of Eastern Toronto High with Dakota.

"Eee!" Dakota squealed. "I can't believe we're actually here!"
"Can't wait to kick some butt in sports this year," Jo sighed.

"I can't wait to meet some new people!" Dakota squealed.

The two continued to walk and talk. Little did they know, Heather was coming their way and they accidentally bumped into her.

"You stupid little..." The Queen Bee mumbled quietly to herself and looked up. "Hey, freshman! Let me show you guys around okay? We're going to have a great year together!"

That's not what she said on her advice…doesn't she know people actually read that stuff?

"That's not what you said on MeAndYouForeverBaby's Tips For Surviving High School Page," Jo said. "You said you didn't want to be friends with us!"

"Oh, that page is totally fake," Heather laughed nervously, lying.

Jo scoffed and walked away with Dakota. That girl was totally fake.

A/N: Sorry if Heather was a bit out of character, she's hard to write in character!