Chappie 9:

Okay before we start this again I would just like to state that you guest reviewer (I'm sorry I don't care enough about you to learn your name) that you are probably some 12 year old girl on her period pissed off at her parents for some stupid reason. Sorry hon, but if your parents say your not getting a puppy it's not my fault. Don't take your anger out on us. Don't be a Marcus.

Tris POV:

Last time: This is one of the strangest meals of my life.

Present:

The rest of the day goes by quickly, and nothing eventful happens. As soon as I leave my last period class, Band (AN: I do band, and I wanted her to do band.) I hear someone call my name. I turn around and see my wonderful boyfriend. Okay that sounded weird... and like a cliché lovestruck teenager. Ill just call him Uri.

"Yes, Uri?" I ask.

"What's your phone number? I want to be able to call and text you."

"Okay." I hand him a piece of paper with my name and number on it. "Here ya go!" I say.

"Thanks! I'm having a party tomorrow, want to come?" He asks looking hopeful. "Sure!" I say remembering that today is Friday. The Dauntless High school year starts on a Friday every year. I have no clue why, but they just do.

I get home and go to the kitchen to get a snack. Tori's in there with a sketch pad.

"Hi, Tris! How was your first day?" How do I respond? My heart was broken into a million pieces, then I got a boyfriend? Who told me I was the new hot girl of the school? No.

"It was good, how was yours?" I ask politely.

"Fine, fine. Now how was your day really? Any cute boys? Or girls, that's fine! Nothing against lesbians! Details, Tris! Details!"

Tori says, snapping her fingers while saying details. I like this Tori better than the one I met when I first got off the plane.

"Are you really going to make me say everything?" She nods her head.

"Okay. Where do I start? Well, I got a crush, who shattered my heart into a million pieces. I got a boyfriend within thirty minutes after that. Oh! And I was informed that I was the new hot girl at school. Also my guide is a mean kill joy type person. I don't like him." Or do I? Wait, what? "Yeah, so that's it." I say.

Tori just stares at me with an open mouth.

"What is that not believable?" I say slightly embarrassed. I knew I shouldn't have listened to Uriah! I swear when I get my hands on him-

"No, it's just... eventful." Tori says. "What's his name? You know, your guide?"

"Four. Pretty weird name, right?" I say laughing a little.

"He's actually a good kid. I tutored him when he was a freshman." She says. Now I feel bad for laughing at his name in front of her.

"Oh. Sorry."

"Nah, it's fine. It is a weird name." She says laughing too. Ok, Tori is really cool.

"Bye. I'm going upstairs to do my homework." I say to Tori after grabbing an apple.

I lock the door on the way in. Ilike listening to music while reading and doing my homework. I turn on pandora (putting on one of my favorite playlists would be too cliché) and choose one of my favorite channels, Shane Dawson (haters gonna hate!). Superluv comes on and I start singing along. And no, let me stop you right there. Nobody comes into my room and says how goo I am and how I should some weird and random singing contest.

And one question for everyone who thought that would happen: how would they get in my room?

Okay sorry for that super long beginning thing at the top. But she was being a butt and taking it out on me, and we all know that nobody likes a Marcus. I do really like Shane Dawson, and I do really have no problem with what gender you're attracted to. I already did a QOTD so that's that. Bye!

-Oz