A-Chan: ...

Hidan: ...

A-Chan: ...

Hidan: You...

A-Chan: ...

Hidan: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

A-chan: *Scratches head nervously* Weelll...

Hidan: Oh, this should be fucking good. What, did you have to go save the world from impending doom or some shit?

A-chan: Heh, no. I was just to lazy and didn't have any motivation

Hidan: Fuck, at leas your honest and don't blame it on school all the time.

A-chan: *shrugs* I think it's an ok excuse, and is usually true. School's a bitch. ANYWAYS! DO THE DISCLAIMER! THESE PEOPLES HAVE BEEN WAITING!

Hidan: Ya, Ya. A-Chan does not own any characters, settings, items, etc from the anime/manga, Naruto. She does however, own Abby and Sarah, other original characters, and anything else that she came up with.

Gaara and I were now running down the treaded streets of Suna. Although they were stood on by bright and wonderful stands and wrapped with decorations, there was no way to not notice the frantic frenzy that was going on.

Right when I thought I was so close to beating Gaara in tongue war, did we hear screams of panic. Gaara, being an overly responsible Kazekage got up right when he heard the first paniced scream. I followed him into the crowd that resembled ants scattering around after you squashed a couple.

It was a hard squeeze through the people pushing and shoving each other to get free of something that Gaara and I were trying to figure out.

I tried to stay as close to Gaara, not wanting to get left behind, and was deemed successful when I bumped into his back. Suna shinobi were already scattering around, probably already knowing way more than Gaara and I on the situation at hand. A few dropped from the sky in front of Gaara waiting for instructions, and I saw Temari and Kankuro running to us, Temari was screaming something.

Not having the attention span to keep track of the conversation going on with the shinobi and Gaara, took notice of this.

I shouted over to Temari, cupping my hands around my mouth.

She looked more paniced, and tried to shout again this time only slightly reaching my ears, but to late.

"Behind you!"

Right then, I was knocked off my feet and flew a couple feet from my previous standing point.

I saw Gaara turn around to me with wide eyes, and in a split second his sand was going towards the enemy.

I got into a kneeling position and turned my head to see what was happening. I couldn't decipher anything from the commands being shouted, but when I turned my head around I felt a sharp karate chop to a pressure point and was knocked out.

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"Ugh." I moaned uncomfortably as I awoke, my neck feeling stiff. I looked straight in front to see a vast sea of sand. With hope that Suna would be either behind or next me that's where I looked next. All but seeing sand I right away knew I was deep in the desert.

"Ummm." I heard, and looked behind me once again. Sitting there were three men. How could I not see them before? ... Probably from not paying attention and thinking about how I'm no one near the village.

I got up from a laying position and sat with my feet criss-crossed looking straight at the men.

They were all stiff, but one moved forward. He opened his mouth to speak, but I beat him to the verb.

"Hi!"

"...Um, hello?"

"Who're you?" I asked nonchalantly, tilting my head to the side.

I could see a vein popping from the man's forehead from me for not being cautious enough, making him seem non threatening.

"My name is of no concern to you. What should be, though, is your situation. Abby, correct?"

I nodded, waiting for him to continue.

A smile curved at his lips and all men looked victorious. I noticed one of the men whispering to another, "Told you."

The one who I presumed to be the leader continued, "And...The Celestial Demon?"

My eyes widened from shock, making their smiles grow into a loathsome smirk.

I closed my eyes and opened them back up to a state that added to the serious, dull expression that over took my face.

"No." I denied, "I am the muffin man."

Silence was all that over took the desert except for the gentle sounds of the wind swiftly picking up sand and carrying it to it's new home.

"What?" One asked.

All waited for me to respond and looked taken aback by my shaking body.

"HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!" I bursted out laughing, clutching my stomach and wheezing for air.

The men didn't know whether to be shocked or angered, and every word I uttered just contributed to the funniness of it all.

"J-Just the, haha, seriousness of the s-situation! Hahahaha! Oh my Kami-Sama,
I can't breath!"

"How dare you!" The leader stepped forward and grabbed me by the collar. Right away I looked into the eye of the man seriously. Within seconds, my face became red, and I began to laugh in his face.

The man's own face became flustered from being so debased by my laughter.

I finally calmed down when I noticed that something weird was going on.

"Wait." I looked around, "Where are we?"

"We're about a day away from Suna." One of the men answered.

"Why?" I asked

The leader shook his head, "You don't understand do you?"

"If I did, I wouldn't be asking such questions, now would I?"

Another vein popped from the leaders forehead, "I don't understand how anyone in Suna could tolerate you!"

I gasped, "ME EITHER! I just don't understand it! Personally, I think it's because of my distinct awesomeness."

Ignoring my previous comment the leader went on, "You are the Celestial Demon. A legendary figure holding immense powers. With such powers, we could be rulers of many and maybe all! We are tired of being so low!"

"Soooo..." I thought, "Your pretty much some crazy weird dudes who are on the bottom of the social latter, out for world domination?"

I looked amused at the leader when he stumbled to find a response that didn't prove me right.

"Either way," He ignored me once again, "You will be a big piece in our domination, so corporate, or die."

In a half an hour or so, all three men were asleep, probably exhausted from a days trek and watching over me.

I sweat dropped at the sight, and wondered how bad it would be if these three did take over.

I highly doubt it would even be possible for them to be intimidating to the villages, much less countries, even if they did have me. All the men were tall and lanky in stature. No muscle, much less intimidating features.

I didn't even bother leaving them. Knowing me, I would get lost in five minuted and either be found again or dead. All I could do was wait for Gaara.

I'm so sorry for not updating! How long has it freakin' been? Anyways, personally
I think that my writing has increased in quality, especially if you compare this chapter with the earlier once.

But, to business:

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD EDIT THIS STORY.

EITHER, EDIT THE STORY AND MAKE CHANGES TO ACTUAL EVENTS.

OR

JUST EDIT THE GRAMMAR, ECT.

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