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I don't know how long I was out after finding out Celestia was pregnant but I woke up pretty quick when I heard a mare screaming.
When I opened my eyes I saw the last thing I ever would have expected.
What I saw was a VERY pissed off Night in his stage two soul aura, which was a hell-hound, about to tear apart a few cowering guards and medical personal.
Acting quickly I formed some chains to restrain Night being sure to enhance the chains as much as possible.
He still thrashed against the chains in rage screaming in a demonic voice, "GIVE LUNA BACK YOU BASTARDS! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU WORTHLESS ASSCLOWNS!"
I used the same spell I used with Celestia this morning to learn what happened from Night and needless to say, I was PISSED!
These idiots took Luna away from Night as soon as they saw him thinking he had her under his control because of his demon horns. And this happened just after Night stopped me from falling and settled me in a chair. They were here because Luna seemed to be having the same trouble as Celestia. Looks like everyone's getting knocked up. What the hell is this the baby boom era?
But enough of that. I stepped in front of Night to try to calm him down, "listen Night I know what happened and I assure you we will straighten this all out. So please don't kill anyone, think of all the poor janitors that will have to clean up the mess."
He calmed down and released his soul aura. After that I turned towards the ponies I just protected from Nights wrath and said in a tone full of anger, "and as for you sorry fucks, if anything happens like this again I will not stop Night from slaughtering you all like pigs. In fact I will actually help him. UNDERSTOOD!"
They all nodded and Luna quickly bounded in and hugged Night while sending a death glare at the ponies.
"Now what I want to know is how can Celestia be pregnant this quick and when is she expecting?"
"CELESTIA IS PREGNANT!? Dark you lucky son of a bitch," said Night.
Luna squealed to herself probably excited she was going to be an aunty.
The doctor then answered my question, "well it seems that alicorn foals mature faster than regular ponies. With that said you should be expecting your foals in about six months."
I was about to say something when I realized something he said.
"Foals? As in plural? As in more than one?"
"Yes. I must have forgotten to tell you your having twins."
I nearly passed out again but kept myself strong.
The next hour or two was me and Celestia deciding what to name the foals and making the nursery and all that happy shit.
I was now laying with Celestia in her bed as she snuggled into my side.
A guard then appeared seeming irritated at seeing me. I looked into his eyes and saw he was jealous while I just thought, 'yeah get a good look fucker because this right here is MINE and you will never get it.'
"Something you need guard?"
"There is somepony waiting for you in the throne room."
"Who is it?"
"He says his name is Pestilence."
Oh crap. I haven't talked let alone seen him in ages.
I wonder how he's been? Well now is the time to find out.
"Alright I'll be there in a minute."
After the guard left I got up to go talk to a my visitor of mine but stopped when I saw Celestia's pouty face.
I chuckled at the sight and gave her a kiss saying, "I'll be back soon."
Before I left though I put a spell on the room that won't let anyone in until I release the spell.
Yeah I'm paranoid but hey this is my mate and foals we're talking about! Anyone tries anything I'll make Tartarus seem like a vacation!
I walked into the throne room and found him, Pestilence.
He looked like an extremely ill pony to everyone except to a certain few who are able to see through his spell.
So I easily saw his true form which was humanoid and he was wearing a red pair of pants and matching hood with his cutie mark being on his chest which was a red crystal. (think of Death from Darksiders two just with the clothes. That was how he was described)
"Long time no see Pestilence. Give anyone an STD lately?"
He just chuckled and said while we did a bro-hoof, "nope. You bang any corpses while I've been gone?"
"Nope. But enough jacking off you wouldn't come here without good reason. So mind telling me why one of the Horsemen of the apocalypse has decided to pay me a visit. Cousin."
He sighed, "sharp and to the point as always huh? Well then I'll tell you, it's war."
Now it was my turn to sigh. Whenever war got involved in anything it always turns out bad.
"What did the jackass do this time?"
"It's not what he's done it's what he's going to do. He's going to join that cult your after so he can throw Equestria into war. He is even trying to get Famine to join him."
This wasn't good at all. Having a horsemen of the apocalypse on their side would only encourage the cult and Soul to attack.
"Not that I don't mind the new info but why are you telling me this?"
"Because War must die. Even if he is my family he is going to far and since one horseman can't kill another you are the only one strong enough to kill him that isn't a horseman."
I thought on this for a moment before asking, "what will happen if I kill War?"
"Then all of his power would be given to you and you would be able to stop war from ever happening in Equestria."
Now how could I pass that up? I get a major boost in power AND I can stop war from ever coming to Equestria? I would have to be insane to turn that down.
I look back at Pestilence and ask with an evil grin, "where can I find the bastard?"
Wow Dark vs. War what a battle. Bet you didn't know Dark was related to the Horsemen of the Apocalypse did ya? Yeah Dark's family is just full of weird characters. PM and Review. Until then, Nicranger out.
