Next chapter guys. Now we get a move on with the relationships and the story. ON WITH THE STORY!
The date with my sister and Big Mac turned out pretty good from what she told me. And the guy got her back exactly at midnight. I know this because I was outside waiting for midnight in full hunting gear and war paint ready to hunt the guy down and make good on my threat. Big Mac nearly shit himself when he saw me.
Now it was time for my double date with Celestia.
Me and Night were waiting at the palace gates with me and Night dressed in matching tux. The only difference is I had a scythe pendant around my neck and Night had a star pendant.
"So you ready for this Dark?"
"You bet your ass I am."
We then heard the gates opening and turned to see our dates come out and needless to say I nearly had a heart attack at the sight.
Luna wore a sleek black dress that shined with silver sparkles and replaced her regalia with a silver star and moon pendant.
Celestia wore a flowing gold dress that literally glowed as if it was made out of sunlight even though it was nighttime. She also lacked her regalia and substituted it for a phoenix pendant that shone in every color imaginable.
Each one also had a light bit of makeup.
They both giggled when they saw mine and Nights expressions before Luna said in a teasing tone, "are we going on this date or do just want us to pose?"
We snapped out of our trances and apologized before we began our date.
First we went to a movie. It was called The Changelings Revenge. I didn't like the movie because it portrayed changelings as evil beings that only lived to feed on emotions. I knew this was bullshit, they only fed off of emotions because they had to in order to survive. It's not right to hate a race for doing what nature designed them to do.
After the movie it was straight to dinner at a fancy restaurant. Now it wouldn't have been so bad if there weren't so many damn nobles around eyeing the Princesses like a piece of meat. I had to stop Night quite a few time from turning this place into a bloodbath.
We had just finished our meals when I nodded my head at Night.
We then got up and kneeled in front of Celestia and Luna and pulled out our rings they gasped knowing what this meant.
Now you probably think that me and Night went into this whole speech about proclaiming our love like love-struck idiots.
Don't get me wrong we are love-struck idiots but we knew that our eyes told the Princesses all they needed to know.
They both said yes at the same time and promptly tackled me and Night to the ground.
Our happy moment was ruined though by some snobby noble. Contrary to popular belief the mare nobles are not as snobby as many believe, it is mostly the stallions. Just like the noble addressing us was.
"PRINCESSES! HOW CAN YOU EVEN CONSIDER MARRYING THESE FILTHY LOW-LI-," was all he said before his head was severed from his body.
Night looked at me and I him both thinking that the other did it and asked at the same time, "you do that?"
"No we did."
We turned and saw Celestia and Luna both holding blades in their magic auras.
They then turned to the other nobles present and Celestia announced, "now all of you snobby fucks listen up because I am only going to say this once. I f any of you say one wrong thing about our future husbands you will be immediately executed on the spot."
All the stallions grew pale while the mares smirked knowing that the Princess finally put the stallions in their place.
Me and Night looked at each-other and both said at the same time, "damn."
We quickly made our way back to the castle while knowing that the news of our engagement would be all out over Equestria by morning.
The few hours before we went to sleep was making plans for the wedding.
That was of course after telling Celestia that I intended to kill War.
After that little tidbit and a verbal lashing we decided I would go after war after the wedding AND after the foals were born which I didn't mind since I wouldn't want to miss the moment my foals were born.
After getting everything straightened out we decided to turn in. That was before we heard Night and Luna. Looking at Celestia's blushing face and her half-lidded eyes it didn't take a genius to figure out what she wanted. And man did I give it to her.
I don't think anyone in the castle slept that night due to the yelling of names in passion that lasted well into the night.
Well there is the next chapter, Night and Dark are getting hitched and the Princesses proved they are willing to kill. Review and/or PM. Until then, Nicranger out.
