Hey guys here's the next chapter. Before I get into it though I need to ask if I should make a sequel once I'm finished with this story? Well either PM or review your answer since Dark wants to get the show on the road. ALRIGHT I'M GOING YOU SLAVE DRIVING BASTARD!
Killing Blueblood was a high point in my life. I mean when all of Equestria heard of his death there were reports of massive parties all over! Some ponies actually wanted to give me a frickin medal!
Needless to say he will never be missed.
On a higher note today was the wedding and me and Night were an emotional wreck since we decided to have our weddings on the same damn day.
"Oh shit this is real, this is real," I heard Dark muttering. He has been doing that for the last few hours and it's really starting to piss me off. I would actually be doing the same thing if not for the fact it would majorly bruise my ego...don't judge me.
"Put a sock in it Night and get ready the wedding is about to start."
He clamped up after that and the music began to play. I swear on my title as the Reaper I am going to find whoever invented the organ and gut them. I fucking hate organs!
Me and Night looked down to see Celestia and Luna come through the doors and all thought process just stopped.
Celestia wore a traditional white gown that reflected the sunlight which made her absolutely glow while Luna wore a similar dress to her sisters only it was a shining silver with black lining.
Now if you would have looked at me I would have looked calm and happy, but inside my head was a miniature version of me howling at a non-existent moon and making cat calls. The only reason I wasn't doing them physically is because this was a special occasion but any other time is fair game.
I won't bore you with the details but in short... WE GOT MARRIED!
The fun part was at the reception where Light appeared out of the blue dressed like some deranged clown. (think the joker from batman)
"Light what the hell man! This is my wedding not some suicidal kids birthday party!"
"I don't care Dark."
"Oh really?"
I then summoned the one thing he fears more than anything else... a banjo.
As soon as he saw me holding the banjo he got a scared look on his face and said, "now Dark lets not be hasty I mean we are both fully mature stallions and there is no need to go that far."
I only smiled and started to strum a tune as Light teleported out of there screaming like a loon.
After that little scene it was fairly enjoyable. Save for the part Celestia nearly butchered Chaotic because he tried to sneak a piece of cake. What can I say? My baby loves her cake.
Next was the dancing which I didn't want to partake in but did so under the threat of Celestia hanging me from the castle by my balls and from the look on Nights face it was the same deal with him.
The rest of the night was a blur but all I really knew was that I got supremely wasted.
The next morning I woke up with Celestia next to me as usual but we weren't in her bedroom... or in the castle for that matter.
We were instead on top of a forty-foot statue of me taking, what I could assume from my point of view, a piss.
How this statue got here I have no clue but what I do know is that it is in the middle of Canterlot with everypony looking up at us save for the few parents trying to cover the foals eyes.
I locked eyes with the crowd for a few seconds before yelling out, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?"
After that they went about their days as if nothing happened and I took Celestia back to the castle swearing to never get that shit-faced ever again.
Time skip
After the marriage things were pretty mellow. At least they were until Night ran in yelling like a frightened madman, "DARK!"
"WHAT NIGHT WHAT!?"
"CELESTIA AND LUNA ARE GOING INTO LABOR!"
I had no time to take in the info as Night grabbed my hoof and proceeded to drag me to the hospital wing with my only thought being, 'I'm going to be a father. Oh shit I forgot to bring my iron glove! Tia's gonna crush my hoof in a death grip!'
Time skip
I was now next to Celestia using all my willpower to push through the pain she was putting on my hoof from squeezing so hard.
I didn't even listen to what the doctor was saying as Celestia was yelling, "YOU DID THIS TO ME!," every minute.
I don't know how much time passed before I finally heard the cries of my newborn foals.
"Her are your foals, "said the nurse but I barely heard her since I was too focused on my children.
They were a colt and a filly and were both alicorns. The filly was a pure white like Tia and had a black mane and tail that looked like fire with her cutie mark being a silver tiara sprouting angel wings.
Her brother was like the exact opposite of his sister because he was completely black with a white mane and tail that had the same flaming appearance as his sister's and his cutie mark was an ebony crown sprouting demon wings.
I gently put the filly in Celestia's hooves as I held my new son. He opened his eyes for the first time and I saw that his eyes were the same as mine and when I looked at my daughters eyes they looked just like her mothers.
No words could describe the pride and joy I felt at finally having a family like I have wanted to have for so long.
My son smiled up at me while making gurgling noises and looked around the room in curiosity as his eyes fell upon a small sun flower by Celestia's bedside. He instantly reached out for it. I didn't think there was any harm in it so I gave it to him but when I did I was slightly surprised at what happened.
As soon as he had the plant in his grasp his horn glowed with magic, with his aura being a black like my own only with small flecks of white in it, and the plant in his hooves withered and died as if it had the life sucked out of it.
I couldn't think on this right now though as I then saw my daughter reaching for her brother so I placed him on the bed next to her and watched as he gave her the now dead flower. It was at this time that her own magic aura flowed with her's being white with black spots. Instantly the plant seemed to come alive again as if it had never died at all.
It was then that I knew just what my children were capable of, my son could steal the life out of any living being while my daughter could give life to the dead.
I started wondering if this could lead to problems as they got older with one trying to overshadow the other in power.
But as I looked at them while they continuously killed and brought that flower back to life, giggling all the way, I knew that that would never happen because they are two halves of the same whole. One cannot live without the other. They would stick together through thick and thin just like family should.
I then gently pulled my new family into a hug with my wings.
"So what should we name them Tia?"
She pondered this for a moment before giving me a smile and saying, "how about we name our daughter Soul Giver and our son Soul Reaper?"
I gave a huge smile and said, "perfect," before looking at my smiling children whose teeth I now realized were sharp and pointed just like mine.
It seems they took after me more than I thought. I just can't wait to see how great they will turn out to be and how important they are going to be to the world.
And that's a wrap up on that. There was the wedding and the kids are finally born. PM and review guys. Until then, Nicranger out.
