Chapter Forty Nine

"Sherlock Holmes, eh?" the Doctor asked after Sherlock left.

"Yep." I finished, washing the dishes.

"You know that you're collecting a very odd lot," the Doctor said.

I laughed.

...

So here's what happened back with the Avengers: Nothing.

Literally, it was just a bright light, and the Chitauri burned to a crisp. Probably because his spear was electric and some kind of metal, (I guess…(I really have no idea about Chitauri items)) and metal is a conductor. Or something like that.

We showed the rest of the Avengers the Tardis, and then we re-entered Avenger Tower. It might actually be Stark Tower (I have no idea what name they went with after it got destroyed…and remodeled…so I'm just going with Avenger Tower. Pretty sure you get what I'm talking about).

Then the Doctor met Jarvis 'Oh. What a beautiful design. Genius', and then Jarvis met Sexy…and I don't know. I kind of ship them? Anyway, we hooked up the Tardis to Jarvis (does that count as sex?). I'm not really sure how he did it. The Doctor took what I think are the equivalent of Time Lord jumper cables, and attached the console of the Tardis to Jarvis's home frame.

Then we called the meeting to order.

...

"Hello?" someone asked as they answered the phone.

"Sam!" I said happily. "Great to know that Dean and Cas got you back!"

I could practically see him making that weird face he gets when he gets an odd reply. "Do I know you?"

"Nope! Hey, could you put Dean on the line?" I asked.

"Sure…" Sam said, still warily.

He took the phone off his ear, and I could hear the tiny voice of his, "Hey, there's this girl on the phone. She's asking for you. I have no idea who it is."

"Hello?" Dean asked, as he was handed the phone.

"Dean!" I said excitedly. "It's me!"

"Oh, Rissa!" I could practically hear the smile in his voice. It's an amazing feeling, when you know that someone is that happy to see you.

"It's going pretty well, huh?" I said. "I notice that Sam is back."

"Yep," he said. "For a long time in a long while…we're okay."

"And Cas is still there?" I asked.

"Yeah. We're all here in the bunker," he said.

"Oh, good, you're in the bunker," I said. "You know that desk you have, that has a map on it?"

"Yeah?" Dean asked. "What about it?"

"Well, the Doctor tinkered with it a bit. Anyway, to put it in simple words, we're going to FaceChat or HeadTime or...whatever on it. So you better get it cleared off!"

"Alright," Dean said in that quick, accepting manner of his. In the background, I heard him telling them, "Hey, clear the table."

"Set it up," I told the Doctor. The Tardis engine whirred, and the screen Jarvis set up flashed a bit, before coming into focus.

Sam, Dean, and Cas were peering down at us, from the table. Dean stood in the middle.

"Wait a sec," the Doctor called. The monitor on the Winchester's side shot up. I'm guessing that the table projected some kind of screen for them to look into, instead of having to look down at us.

"There we go," the Doctor said, running back into the camera's frame. The Doctor and I, plus the Avengers, even Fury, were all within the shot.

Sam looked so confused. "Is..." he shot a quick look at Dean, "Is that the Avengers?"

Cas leaned over to Dean and said in a not-so-quiet whisper, "Who are the Avengers?"

Dean leaned back over and said just as loudly, "A group of famous superheroes."

Cas turned slightly and looked at Dean. "The why haven't I heard of them?"

I cleared my throat. "Hello!" I gave a slight wave. "It's good to see you guys again." I've met everyone but Sam. Cas visited me in a dream and we talked. He did it quite frequently after that. I kind of look forward to it.

Cas smiled. "Hello, Rissa."

Dean gave a wave, "Hey."

"Anyway," I turned to the Avengers. "Guys, this is Sam, Dean, and Castiel Winchester. In that order, from left to right."

Thor stepped forward, gave me an awed look, and knelt on one knee, thumping one hand on his chest. "My name is Thor Odinson. I am honored to be in your prescence."

I leaned in next to Thor and whispered, "I told you that you would get to meet them someday."

He smiled at me. "It is amazing to meet such heroes you talk about."

"Um…awesome," Dean said in response to Thor's…greeting.

"Alright, what the hell is going on?" Sam asked.

I ignored him. I'd messed with everyone else, time to mess with him.

God, it's so much fun messing with people. Especially when they're characters you love. Sometimes you can even predict what they will do!

Shit, I think I'm starting to lose it...

"Now, guys, these are the Avengers. This is Steve, Tony, Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Thor, as you've already discovered, and Director Fury," as I named them, they raised their hands and gave a little wave.

"Oh, and this is the Doctor," I said, pointing to the Doctor and the Tardis, which was right next to him.

I saw Sam's face frown in more confusion, probably because he recognized the name, but then I continued.

"And Sam," he directed his attention to me, "I'm Rissa."

"Okay," he said slowly, before turning to Dean, "Well, I'm obviously missing something here."

Dean gave a smile. "Well…."

Oh, this was going to be good.