Me: hey guys I'm back with the next chapter!

Dark: about damn time you ass.

Me: oh yeah forgot to mention that now Dark is my co-host along with some OC's who will drop by every now and again.

Dark: well someone's gotta keep your ass in check.

Me: ah fuck you. Now on with the story!

"Alright I can do this. I'm just going to tell Celestia the truth and everything will be alright. She won't go raving psycho bitch before I can finish like she usually does. OH WHO AM I KIDDING, I'M DOOMED!"

I was standing outside the throne room doors about to go in to talk to Celestia about recent events but was totally freaking out.

For one she has barely any self-control when it comes to me and she is the most dangerous being in existence when she gets mad. So you can see why I may be a bit scared. That's right I am scared of my own wife and I don't give a flying fuck what anyone say's because if I don't kill ya Celestia sure as hell will!

"Well I guess I can only hope for the best," I said with finality as I walked into the throne room.

time skip

"DARK REAPER GET BACK HERE AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT!"

"FUCK NO! I WANT TO LIVE, LIVE!"

Yeah needless to say Celestia didn't take the news well. Now I was running for my life at speeds that would make Dash green with envy with Celestia hot on my tail.

I had survived three hours of this so far and was beginning to think I just might get away. Then lady luck had to be a royal bitch and put a banana peel on the floor. Seriously, who the fuck leaves a banana peel in the middle of the hallway!

Celestia quickly grabbed my hoof in an iron grip preventing me from escaping.

'DAMN I'M CAUGHT! There is only one thing to do in a time like this,' I thought.

I then proceeded to try to chew the hoof Celestia held off.

"Are you trying to chew off your own hoof in a desperate attempt for freedom," she asked.

Pausing for a moment I looked her in the eyes and said, "it's not me it's you," before going back to chewing on my hoof.

"Wait Celestia don't kill him! It's not his fault you heard what he said so just calm down," said Night.

Reluctantly she let go and apologized for overreacting.

I then nervously asked her, "so what are we going to do about this Tia. You know I will not abandon them but I don't want to lose you either."

She looked on in thought for a second before giving me a mischievous look and saying, "well I guess you now have two wives."

"Huh?"

"You didn't know? It is legal to have more than one wife as long as the mares involved are okay with it. This is rare but still happens. So now you are stuck with Soul and I forever."

I now thought I was in both heaven and hell. Heaven because I am now with two girls I love above all else and in Hell because they are both crazy and won't hesitate to cause me physical harm if they even suspect me of wrongdoing. Just another day in the life of me.

"Well enough of that let's go see how the kids are doing," said Chaotic.

We all nodded in agreement and went to see how our kids were doing.

Time skip

"Well... didn't expect this," I said while looking at the scene before me.

The twins were playing with Starlight like they usually did but it was Shadow Reaper and Chaotic Jewel that was drawing everyone's attention.

They were off to the side talking but every now and again they would both just stare at each-other then grow huge blushes before looking away only to start the process all over again.

"Well Dark looks like Reaper has found his first crush. Same could be said of jewel Chaotic."

I was happy for my son that he found his first crush but I had to be sure Chaotic didn't mess with him too much. I don't want my kid driven insane by a psycho like Chaotic. He's got enough crazy for his own mental institution.

I then had a thought and turned to look at Soul, "hey Soul have you taught Reaper anything yet about magic or his abilities?"

"Well not really. I only taught him some simple levitation and teleportation along with some simple schooling. You want to tech him?"

I gave a nod along with a full-blown smile.

She happily returned it before going dead serious and saying in a no nonsense tone of voice, "alright Dark you can train him. But if he gets hurt at all I will gut you. He may be your son but he is my baby. I carried him in me for months and I will be damned if I let him get hurt just because you were being an idiot. Understand."

I started sweating a bit before nodding. I just put myself on the chopping block with the only way down being my son doesn't get hurt. What the hell did I just get myself into?

Looking back at the twins as they played with Starlight I could feel a bond growing between the three of them. But it was more pronounced with Soul Reaper and Starlight. I knew just then that what was happening between Shadow Reaper and Chaotic Jewel would soon happen to those two and I couldn't wait to see the face Night would have when he finally found out. I better start carrying a camera on me, wouldn't want to miss the moment. The royal Family was going to get a lot bigger.

Me: well that's that for this chapter.

Dark: so wait. Your saying that Luna and Tia's son and daughter are going to hook up? That is so wrong!

Me: not really. I mean alicorns are like the greek gods. Everyone was related to each-other in some way but they still married each-other and had families and the like. Same rule applies here.

Dark: oh that makes much more sense. Alright punks Pm and or Review this guy. Now I am going to go take a nap. Being here really makes ya tired.

Me: Wait for the next chapter. Until then, Nicranger out.