Me: hey guys sorry for not updating in so long but I had a lot of shit to do.

Dark: I actually have to agree with dipshit on this one

Me: glad you actually took my side for once you ass. Alright no more jerking around time to go on with the story.

After returning to the castle me and Shadow Fang started talking over some tea.

"So Shadow care to explain how you knew those styles of fighting from before? They are some pretty ancient techniques that I thought would never be seen in this day and age except from me."

He hesitated and looked down with a contemplative look on his face. I could understand his hesitation in revealing his past to someone. Hell I had the same problem.

He finally gave a heavy sigh before looking me in the eyes with a hard gaze, " alright I'll tell you but you have to promise me that what I say will not leave this room until I deem otherwise."

"You have my word as the Reaper that whatever said here and now never leaves my lips until you say so."

"Alright then where to begin? Well I guess I'll get straight to the point, I am the brother of King Sombra."

Alright colored me shocked. Who new that crazy self-centered bastard had a brother that was almost the exact opposite of him?

Breaking out of my shock I asked, "alright if you are really King Sombra's brother then where were you when he took over the Crystal Empire? I would have figured you'd be his right hoofed man?"

"It was the exact opposite actually. While Sombra wanted to control everyone I wanted to advise them. To give them advice and not force my ideals on them. So when Sombra began his conquest I stood against him. I could have easily beat him but I was tricked and imprisoned in ice. It was only when Sombra made his comeback that I was freed. But apparently he was already beaten by the Elements so there was no need for me to make myself known."

"But why didn't you show yourself sooner? If what you say is true then you are technically next in line for the throne and not Cadence."

His gaze turned sorrowful and he looked away shamefully, " how could I show myself after I failed them? I was supposed to protect them and I ended up being tricked into being turned into an ice-cube. I don't deserve my crown or title as Prince let alone the title of King."

"Now that's where your wrong. You care for them even after all this time. You are more concerned about them than your own well-being. If anyone deserves to lead them it's you. They need you as much as you need them."

He smiled at me gratefully and nodded in thanks.

It was at that moment that Tia burst through the door looking mad as hell.

"DAAAAAAAARK! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!? I HAVE ENOUGH PAPER WORK AS IS AND NOW I GET SWAMPED WITH EVEN MORE BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO HAVE A MINIATURE WAR WITH ANOTHER PONY!? YOU ARE IN THE DEEPEST SHIT DARK REAPER!"

I was now afraid for my life and trying to figure out an escape plan. Only I never got the chance since Celestia leaped at me and all rational thinking went straight down the shitter.

I rolled to the side to dodge her and was already running towards the door. Looking back I saw Shadow just sitting there wide-eyed probably confused as to what was going on.

Hallways sped by me at breakneck speeds as I ran from one of the mares I both loved and feared with all my heart.

Her hot breath hit against the back of my neck she was so close. Just then she leapt and tackled me to the ground. I tried to struggle but every guy knows that they are powerless against an angry female of any species.

So it was no surprise that I soon found myself on my back pinned to the ground with a certain sun princess leaning over me menacingly.

I gulped and tried to think of a way to save my sorry hide from a brutal beat-down I wasn't so sure if I deserved or not.

"Now Tia I know your mad but I want you to know that I am willing to do anything and everything to make up for it."

Her gaze narrowed and I could see the beginnings of a smirk playing on her lips, "anything."

My brain was throwing warnings at me left and right but my survival side won out and made me nod my head in agreement.

She then got off of me and helped me to my hoofs before gesturing with her head to follow her. I wasn't going to argue and let her lead me to wherever it is she wanted me to go.

It was a few minutes later we found ourselves staring at a door I had never seen before. It was in a relatively unused part of the castle so that was probably why I had never seen it. The door was big enough to fit a manticore through and was made of solid steel.

I was hesitant to be anywhere near this door but Tia walked through it like she did this everyday.

It was Dark inside but I swallowed my fear and walked in. Not even five steps in the door shuts behind me with a loud bang leaving me in complete darkness.

Before I could even make a yelp of surprise I found myself thrown across the room with my back hitting a wooden plank.

Sensing magic was the cause of my unplanned flight I barely registered the thought when I felt my hoofs and wings spread out and strapped down along with a ring being placed upon my horn. My immediate loss of magic let me know that the ring was a magic draining one.

I then heard giggling in the darkness from not one but two mares. Two spotlights then appeared revealing a sight that both scared and excited me to no end.

It was Tia and Soul both dressed up in some tight leather outfits and each carrying a studded bullwhip.

"Well slave time for your punishment," said Tia looking at me like a piece of meat to a starving Manticore.

"We've been planning this for a while now," input Soul.

Ok I knew they were adventurous but this was a whole new level.

While I was still scared of the whips they carried I figured it couldn't get any worse.

That was until the rest of the room lit up and I saw the walls filled with every assortment of whip, clamp, paddle and dildo imaginable.

I only had time to mutter, "mommy"

The next few hours were filled with screams of both pleasure and pain.

Me: well I guess it sucks to be you Dark huh?... Dark?

Dark: (huddled in a corner) Please not the paddle again Tia. Oh no not the ridding crop Soul.

Me: oooook? Well I'm gonna go get Dark a psych eval. so Shadow Fang is going to do the sign off.

Fang: alright review and or PM this guy and stay tuned for more chapters.

Me: Until then, Nicranger out.