Going in to this dinner date, the very last thing that Kenny expected was to move this fast - or at all - but before he really knew what was happening, their hormone-ridden unconscious beings had already made their way across the hall and were pressing into a door just opposite from the bathroom, lips locked in a kiss that mirrored the idea of infinity. Finding the other quite amusing and just having a good time when they were together, it only made sense that there had been a kind of attraction between the two of them that went beyond words; if there hadn't been, he probably wouldn't have been so quick to kiss Hunter like that. But at the same time, something didn't feel right about this...

Hands slipping lower against Hunter's waist, Kenny noticed a slight indent for the first time; it felt more like a girl's body shape than a boy's. Come to think of it, Kenny had never seen Hunter without at least one jacket on, and even when cooking, the second boy had just rolled his sleeves up. Strange, but back when he had taken home ec., it wasn't like he had removed his jacket either. Regardless of how uncanny the boy's actions were, now was not the time for thinking - now was the time for action.

Or so he thought as they sucked face, the blonde boy feeling a kind of ravenous hunger in Hunter, but there was also a kind of reserve, as if the other boy was holding back, trapped in his own fears and hang-ups. It would appear that his partner seemed to be having second thoughts about this whole thing, because he suddenly turned his head away. It was hard to tell in the dark, but Hunter seemed to be frowning.

Speaking as if in great anguish, Hunter sounded as if he were being torn in half. "Wait... Before we do this... There is something you should know..." Why was she doing this now, when he was right outside her room? They were young, so there was no thinking about tomorrow, but it wasn't the morning that had her stopping - it was her utter inexperience. "...I've never done this before."

Kenny assumed that Hunter meant having sex with a guy, and not just intercourse in general. "It's not that different. Just remember the girl sucking your cock and then put yourself in her position. "

Debating about whether or not to tell her potential partner upfront of her true gender, the girl reasoned that if they went into that room, he was going to find out anyways. "That's not what I mean..."

No! There was no way that Hunter was a... a virgin! Did they still even make those?! A perverted grin flashed across his face as Kenny realized the full extent of what that meant. "I'm sure that I could teach you a thing or two."

"I... I don't..." Looking at Kenny with a fresh wave of nerves, Hunter wasn't sure that she was ready for this, but she had come this far already, and if she didn't do this now, her chance might have been lost for good. Fate had smiled upon her this much, and it had brought them here to this point, so maybe it was destiny that they did do it tonight. Still though, if there was even a small window for her to chicken out on this, she was going to jump through it. "l just came to town, so I don't know how good it would look for me, if this got out..."

What did it matter when at least half the school thought that Hunter had already fucked Kyle? Which apparently wasn't true. Kenny couldn't explain why, but that made him kind of glad to know. "No one has to know." Just them and his wallet. "This can be our little secret."

And hopefully, it wouldn't be their only secret. If this happened, and it really looked like it was going to, Kenny was going to know that she really was a girl, but, since he would keep this tryst a secret, than maybe she could trust him to keep everything else under lock and key too. "Promise?"

Operating under the assumption that Hunter understood his words of them both paying for this, it was only natural that he would agree, but all the same, he didn't treat this simple promise cavalierly. Kyle seemed to trust him, but how could Kyle be so sure that he was reliable? Doing this transaction would not only take a leap of faith, but trust in his friend's judgment. "Promise."

Once all of that had been settled, there seemed only one thing left to do...

Twisting the door open, they both ambled awkwardly into the bedroom. When Kyle had been in her room, there was a couple of shirts poking out of the closet from where they had been left on the floor, but now there were pants falling from the dresser and sports magazines strew over the nightstand. A rather large framed poster had been put over the broken window, and the bed had yet to be made.

Comparing the grace and serenity of Rivendell to the destruction that was the once mighty Moria was justified. "Fuck, you weren't kidding."

Glancing nervously at Kenny, Hunter had no idea about how this was supposed to work, if they should undress first and then kind of get to it, or if they should start making-out again and let the clothes just come off in their own time. Thanking her stars that her first kiss had kind of just happened to her so she didn't have to really think about it, the girl was really going to have to rely on Kenny for all of this, at least until her instinct could kick in. It was easy enough to rely on others when it came to things like keeping secrets, but when it came down to taking care of her, it was impossibly hard for Hunter to step back and be babied.

Looking over at the bed as if it was a many-toothed alligator, Kenny could read in Hunter's body language that the other teen was very uncomfortable. Thinking that it might be more comfortable without all those clothes on, Kenny reached over for Hunter so he could at least remove the jackets. "Here."

Seeing where this was going - or thinking that she did - Hunter brushed Kenny away so she could do it herself. She wasn't completely incapable after all. "I got it." Felling bad at the reproachful look on his face, she amended. "I'm not used to having anything done for me, and I suppose that I also want to feel somewhat useful..." Why was it so easy to spill her guts to this boy at the most embarrassing junctures possible?

Shrugging her father's old army jacket off her shoulders, she discarded it carelessly at her feet. Next, she slipped off the baggy black hoodie that was one of her last lines of defense, leaving herself feeling naked in just a thin band shirt and some ace bandages. Watching Hunter from the corner of his eye, Kenny had to wonder if he had been that awkward his first time. To ease the mood and preoccupy himself while Hunter removed a couple layers, the blonde turned around and walked over to the desktop, where he flicked on her music. Too busy watching him for fear that one of her more embarrassing musical choices came on, she had stopped from getting undressed completely.

[music]

Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen.
So unsure but it seems, 'cause we've been waiting for you.
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste.
Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway.

The very first song to come on was 'Afterlife', by Avenged Sevenfold. Cranking up the volume louder than it needed to be for no good reason other than being young, Kenny looked back over at where Hunter was standing in a stupor. The music seemed to lightened him up to a degree, but the one still fit for sacrifice looked rather stiff and edgy. In retrospect, that did remind Kenny of his first time fucking for cash.

Putting on an air of playfulness and seduction, the puerile whore took the overwrought maiden by the wrist, leading her to her own chaise. Sitting her down at the foot of the bed, he sat at her side, and without pause, started to kiss her again. Falling deeper and deeper into the embrace, the song changing to the Incubus tune 'Here In My Room' after the last song ended, Hunter barely noticed that they had fallen against the mattress. Only opening her eyes again to their full extent as she felt his hands gliding for her buckle, Hunter squirmed away from his hands.

If he kept doing that, it was going to be a very long night. "Problem?"

"No..." If only that were true. "I'm sorry." Wrapping her arms around his neck more for her own benefit, Hunter cringed in anticipation as his hands slid up her side, under the fabric of her shirt. Any second now, he would feel the bandages wrapping up her chesticles, would question it, would realize her lies...

Any second now...

I forgot to say it in the last chapter, but seriously, what the hell is it with me and bathrooms? This is not the first fic I wrote with a bathroom scene, and somehow, I doubt that it will be my last. Anyways, this story operates on teenage stupidity and growing up, if that wasn't obvious beforehand.

I do not own South Park, that's all on Matt and Trey, but I do own Hunter and Avery!