Instead of making one big chapter today, I'm making two bonus chapters based of the last one. "Talk about milking the cow." DARK PIT, GET OUT OF THE AUTHORS NOTES! Anyway, enjoy!

Bonus Chapter - Illegal Animal Crossing

[This takes place during the time they were babies]

Lucas was walking down the hallway. Everything was bigger than he was and he was shaking in his teeny shoes.

"Evewything is so big!" He said to himself as he walked down the hallway. As he walked by a door, he heard a deep chuckle.

"AHHHH!" He screamed, running around in fear. The door than opened and hit his face, causing him to get knocked out, mumbling, "Help me" before closing his eyes.

Lucas woke up sitting in a closet on a red chair.

"Whewe am I?" He asked. A figure then came out of a shadow.

"In the janitor's closet." It was Villager. He was a baby too.

"Y-y-you can t-talk?!" He screamed.

"I've always been able to talk. It's just, everyone always avoids me. I never have a reason to." Why wasn't his voice like the rest?

"O-oh. Well, can I w-weave now?" Lucas asked, planning on getting off the chair.

"You can't leave if you're tied up you know." Lucas looked down at himself to see his hand were tied up behind him. He started kicking his legs and crying.

"W-why'd you tie m-me up?!"

"I dunno. Just felt like it."

"D-DON'T YOU K-KNOW THAT'S W-WONG?!"

"Ehh, I don't care for the rules." He said with a smirk.

"C-CAN I AT WEAST G-GO?"

"Nah. I want to talk to you about Ness."

"N-ness?" Lucas stuttered. He turned pink.

"Yes. I've noticed a little thing about you when it comes to Ness."

"W-weally?"

"Yes really. I see you like the boy, don't you?" Lucas didn't respond. He only lowered his head.

"I knew it."

"You must think I'm a weerdo now. Wiking a boy."

"No. There's nothing wrong with it. I can help you, actually." A dust cloud formed around the two.

"H-how and why, V-villager. For a-all I k-know, you could kill him!" Lucas said, ignoring how he turned back to his regular age.

"I honestly don't know why people are scared of me. I blame Smasher. Apparently, she likes when the cute characters are evil. Like Isabelle."

"T-then why do y-you carry your axe a-around all the time?"

"Why does Link carry his Master Sword all the time? Why does Lucina carry her Falchion? Why do the Pit's carry their bows?"

"Y-you've got a point... I g-guess I can trust you. So were friends now?"

"Allies is the word."

"W-well, what a-are you planning?"

"I have a good friendship with a certain person who can possibly help you. It took me a while to find him, having to do illegal animal crossing a such, but it was worth it in the end. He'll help you."

"S-stop being creepy!"

"It's fun though!"

"Y-you know what else would b-be fun? You u-untying me." Lucas said in anger.

"Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Here you go." Villager untied him and he jumped up.

"L-let's find the others. I-it's really scary here." Both of them left the room to go find the others, not knowing that they were in the living room.

To be continued -

Dun dun dun! Illegal Animal Crossing, rated F for funny. Coming to theaters on Never 0, 14 5 22 5 18 (whoever can find out what 14 5 22 5 18 means gets a small shout out in the author's notes. Write your answer in the reviews). I know that was a short one but hey, you can read the next one. Thanks,

-SuperSmashStoryTime