Standing stock-still and quivering all over as if his entire body had just been charged with a strong electrical shock, it took a long couple of seconds for the full impact of Karen's words to sink in. Her brother? Her brother?! This was perfect, a heavenly gift from above that just rolled all the giftable holidays into one! As Hunter's father, this gave him every reason to make his daughter break-up with her boyfriend!

Readable as a children's picture book, it was clear as day what was going through Mr. Bloodworth's mind in that moment, and not one person present was behind that decision. "Not happening." Hunter crossed her arms and shook her head. "We'll be back around ten."

"No, you're not going out at all." The kids' chauffeur matched his daughter's resolute stance, mirroring the exact same level of stubbornness on the matter. Surely she would only stand her ground for so long before yielding, and this boy would be a distant blip in the rear-view mirror of life. "Avery and Karen can still go out, but I will not have my daughter in such a tangled web."

Grabbing Kenny's hand difiantly, Hunter stared towards the front door. "Bullshit. You already said that I can go on this date, so I'm going." Hunter never really stood up to her father much, more often opting to just go behind his back whenever there was a conflict of interests, but this was one matter she would not budge on. Yes, it was throwing her through a loop to find out that her brother was dating Kenny's sister, but she really liked Kenny quite a lot, and she was willing to fight for him.

Outraged that she would even dare to defy him outright, Mr. Bloodworth pointed at the two teens. "You go out that door, and our deal is off!" Thinking that he got her, he smirked in preemptive victory.

Glancing at Kenny, considering the weary expression her date wore, half pleading with her to not do this this way, Hunter shook her head, squaring her shoulders as she prepared to end this fight. Her father could ground her for a hundred years for doing this, but she was going out on her first ever date, and she was going to be with Kenny. Leading the way to the door, Hunter only stopped for moment. "Have a nice date you two. I'm sorry it had to start this way."

And she was gone. Gone, with that boy, undoubtedly full of rage and the rebellious desire to do every spiteful thing she could think of to lash out. Picking up his feet to run after her and drag her back into the house by her hair of need be, Mr. Bloodworth was held in place by his son, walking to block the clearest path after the other two. It was true that a look could say a thousand words, but with the look on Avery's face, only the first several mattered.

Reeling from the shock of how this date had started, he was almost afraid to even look at Karen, but in that moment, for maybe the first time ever, he was not afraid to meet his father's eye. "Don't I matter to you at all? I know you hate it, but Hunter's growing up, and that means that she can't be your baby girl all the time now, so just give her some space. Focus on me for once, and not your job or the rest of the family. I know its tough because I look so much like mom, but just take a moment to realize that this is my first date too."

Dammit, he had been so fried by the confrontation earlier that he had almost completely forgotten that he had another child going out on his first date. Mr. Bloodworth felt low, like the scum that fed off of bacteria, lower even. He felt still worse to hear that that was how Avery felt...

Battling the urge to chase down his darling daughter, the prized pearl of the collection, Mr. Bloodworth realized that it was now his job to see to it that his son had a memorable night, and not a night that he would want to block out for the rest of his life. Besides, once he had dropped the kids off at the restaurant, he would have pretty much the rest of the night to track down his daughter and make her see the folly of her ways...

[South Park]

Distance was never a more attractive idea than it was right at that moment, and the more distance that they put between them and that scene, the more angry and aggressive Hunter got. At first it started out as her just ranting and gesticulating, but soon it was her kicking whatever was unfortunate enough to cross her path; at the moment, it was another kid from their school, but she was so blinded by wrath, it didn't even click who it was.

Aiming a well-placed knee to the kidney, the boy Hunter assaulted landed square on his ass, caught completely off-guard; if seeing Kenny walking down the street with Hunter was strange, it was nothing compared to how shocking it was to see the new kid out in broad daylight wearing an electric blue skirt. It was one thing to hear the rumors and see them together during school hours, but seeing them in person made it real. Real, and somehow incredibly fitting...

"Why am I not surprised that your boyfriend does drag too?" Standing at his friend's side, Craig merely blinked as if mildly interested in Hunter's feminine appearance. Having played make-believe in the past, seeing Hunter wasn't that strange for him, since he knew for a fact that Kenny still had certain wardrobe pieces.

No, what did concern Craig was the fact that Hunter was standing over Tweek, continuing to kick at him while he was down. The blonde could take care of himself Craig knew - and from personal experience at that - so it was more the principle of the matter. Glancing sideways at Kenny, face as stoic as ever, Craig addressed his fellow spectator. "You really know to pick 'em. Why's he so pissed off for?"

Watching as the tables quickly turned towards Tweek's favor, his boxing training really coming in handy, Kenny hung back and decided to just let Hunter vent her steam. "Douchebag dad."

That was all the explanation that Craig needed. "So," Tweek's fist collided with Hunter's lip, causing the skin to split and her to spit up blood, "have you finished Garrison's paper yet?" Kenny just shrugged, having been busy this week. Craig understood exactly what the other boy meant. "Us neither. That's why we were out on a coffee break."

Tweek had won the advantage and had reversed their positions so that now Hunter was on the ground, gore flowing freely from her face. He was currently bashing her in the side of the ribs as she writhed around in the powdery snow, anger ebbing with each blow she took. "Ahh!" Screaming out, the jitter-bug twitched as he swung at Hunter with every word. "Don't!" Tweek brought back his foot, causing yet another wave of crimson spew,"Fuck! With! Me!"

Stepping in only once he felt that the fight was over, figuring that she had brought this on herself, Kenny extended his hand to help pull her up. Wiping some of the blood from her mouth with the left dorsum, Hunter took his hand. Looking over at Tweek, the defeated teen offered him the appendage still smeared with her own plasma. "You fought really well. Sorry about jumping you like that dude - my dad was being a total cunt about us dating."

Understanding what his peer meant, and a gracious victor, the boy accepted the gesture, but only on the unspoken condition that they not fight again without a personal reason. "I need more coffee."

Noticing that the half cup he had left had been spilled out into the road, Hunter dug into the pocket of her hoodie and pulled out a handful of change. "I feel bad bro, but this is all I got. Here, when I get the money for it, I'll go to your folk's place and buy the most expensive thing on the menu."

With the seventeen cents he just just collected, and having kicked such spectacular ass, Tweek really didn't need to accept that deal, but he knew that his parents would be upset if he didn't agree to it. "Gaw, no, y-you don't have to. Too much pressure!"

Figures that he wouldn't let her go so easily. For just a moment, he considered the fact that he had another child to look after, but that damned double standard just won't let him forget. Fitting, given Kenny's other alter ego, the princess endowed with tits as large as she was fair. Or something like that. I debated about whether or not to keep in Ned's "What you got, beeyotch". Boys will be boys, and in this case, it means fighting for all of five seconds and then being total bros later. Plus, that's kinda how I think that Tweek would react in that situation. Also, I friking love Tweek, so it was about time he finally appeared in a chapter! The fact that he was with Craig... Anyways, Kenny knows that Hunter is scrappy, and having seen him kick the ass of three (was it three? one of the two kids he fought in Faith Hilling was pretty iffy in the gender department) girls throughout the course of the show, I could see Kenny just hanging back to watch. Hell, under the right circumstances and not on a date, he might even take bets...

I do not own South Park, that's all on Matt and Trey, but I do own Hunter and the rest of the Bloodworth clan!