The True Master of the Smash Bros. Part 2

"Something Crazy This Way Comes"

Sonic was lying down on the center tower of the Smash Castle. A real marvel of architect, among architect. It sat on the top of a hill. It was positioned perfectly, and very well structured. The front yard was a lushes and beautiful yard with a sea of green, and beautiful flowers. The castle itself was gigantic in size, but what castle isn't. The smashers used to live in a mansion, but after the Subspace Incident, as everyone calls it now, the mansion was ruined. So, Master Hand not only rebuilt a new home for them, but one of the highest luxuries, and the fanciest equipment. Plus, more security measures. No one just going to waltz in and destroy their home again. Now back to Sonic. He lied on top of the tower enjoying the soft breeze. This was indeed a perfect summer day. Not a cloud in the sky, just the shining sun. He had his eyes closed, as he was about to take a little nap. He had a bed, but this was what he was used to. He rarely slept in his bed back home.

"Oh there you are Sonic," came a voice.

Sonic partly opened one eye to see who it was. It was his pal Ness, however something was a little different. Ness has on a plain white T-Shirt, with strange looking blue shorts, the cap he usually wears is removed showing his black messy hair, sandals showing his bare feet, and a towel around his neck. Sonic only glanced him up and down then closed his eye again.

"Sonic…"

"No," Sonic interrupted. The moment he saw Ness he knew what was coming.

"But, I didn't even ask yet,"

"Okay then what is it?" Sonic felt he should humor him.

"Today is Beach Day. One of those days we get a break from the battles. We're just going down to the beach at the bottom of the cliff behind the Castle. You coming?"

"No,"

"Why not?" Ness said folding his arms.

"Because I don't want to, and…uh…you know," Sonic said nervously.

"Is it because you can't swim? Awe come on Sonic, I could teach ya,"

"Well I don't wanna learn. Besides what about that question I had?"

"Uh…I'll have to get back to you on that," Ness answered nervously.

"Why is that?"

"Look, you coming to the beach with us or not?" Ness asked quickly changing to subject.

"Negative,"

"Fine then spoil sport, but you don't know what you're missing," Ness said walking over to the edge. He jumped off since there's no roof entrance. He floats down to the ground and lands softly. Lucas and Lucario were waiting for him at the bottom. Lucario didn't have on anything besides some red shades Lucas convinced him to wear. Lucas had on green swim trunks, sandals like Ness's, and goggles on his head.

"Not coming is he?" Lucario asked.

"No,"

"I told ya he wouldn't. Besides, he still has a lot of matches to make up for, and he's gotta do it one way or another,"

Ness nods then walks toward the back of the castle. Lucas and Lucario follow. They came out the back entrance and made it to the edge of the cliff. There is a path of stairs down the cliff. The cliff wasn't that big that everyone below looked like ants, but it was pretty tall maybe about 40 meters high. They walked down the path to the other smashers. Everyone is in swimming trunks playing in the water, getting a tan, playing volleyball, and getting something to eat from the grill they brought with them. Master Hand was even out resting on a lawn chair just for him. It was easy to tell he was quite relaxed. Ness and Lucas went to the water as Lucario decided to play volleyball. He didn't want to be a stick in the mud.

The newbies were also going to learn that there's a smasher style to everything the smashers do.

The kids were having a water fight…smasher style.

"Okay here comes a big one!" Toon called. Toon used his spin attack creating a small whirlpool he then sent it at the others.

"First one to shore loses," Popo called.

Immediately everyone started using their special traits to get one another to shore. Nana and Popo used their ice powers to make the water too cold, Lucas used his PK Fire to make it too hot, Ness used his PSI to push large waves at everyone. Everyone was laughing and having a good time. Ness suddenly came and dunked Toon's head below the water, however he wasn't letting him up for air. Toon Link struggled for breath. At first it was funny, but then Toon's struggling began to decrease.

"NESS! Cut it out!" Lucas yelled. Ness gasped slightly then let Toon head above water. Toon took a humongous gasp for air coughing in the process.

"Whoa Ness what was that?" Popo asked.

"Yeah, that could have been serious!" Nana scolded.

"I'm sorry I…wasn't thinking right. Sorry for that Toon," Ness said.

"It's…okay, believe it or not I'm used to it," he said.

Ness separated himself for the others by wading away. Lucas noticed and followed.

"Are you okay?" Lucas asked.

"I…don't really know. Don't make a big deal out of it okay." Lucas didn't respond. "Seriously don't I…just don't okay,"

"Fine." Lucas agreed.

The kid smashers and others went back to playing out in the water. Over all it was just a brawl match without actually fighting. Lucario was also getting the hang of things. The others were smashing the ball so hard that they weren't even using an actual volleyball, but a very durable material. The same material that Sandbag is made of. Lucario didn't mind much though. Although he along with everyone else almost had a heart attack when DK spiked it down. The ball was coming to hard and fast to hit back. Lucario decided to avoid it. When it hit the beach it was as if a giant explosion went of in the sand. Lucario dug out the ball. No one blamed him for getting out of the way, but DK seemed a bit flustered at it. Lucario served it, and Meta Knight returned it albeit a little to soft. While it was in the air Lucario saw his chance. Lucario got revenge by using his tail to pound the ball into the ape's chest. DK thought he went into shock.

It was fun, but it all ended when suddenly a great rumbling was heard. It was great enough to make everyone stop what they were doing and look up.

"Master Hand what is that!" Ike exclaimed.

"Crap! I forgot today was the day he gets back!" Master Hand yelled. He paled slightly, but it was hard to tell. Before anyone could ask anymore question they head a big booming voice.

"I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!" Everyone heard a voice yell.

Something flew in front of the sun then flew above the surface of the water so fast that it brought a tidal wave with it. Everyone looked wide-eyed at the wave coming at them.

"I just put on my sunscreen!" Peach yelled. However that didn't stop the wave as it swept everyone up.

Above Sonic had seen it from the cliff. "I'm especial happy I didn't go," Sonic said shivering at the very thought of him being there in that tidal wave.

The tide went back to normal, and everyone was sprawled out all over the beach. Everything was ruined.

"Only one being could cause us such annoyance," Ness said spitting out seawater.

"OH brother I've missed you sooooooooooooooo(pauses for breath)ooooooooooooooooo(pauses for breath)oooooo…" a white hand that looked like Master Hand was squeezing him in what could be considered a hug.

"Okay I get it!" Master Hand interrupted as he broke free from its grasp.

"But I wasn't done," the other hand said sadly.

The newcomers were in shock at what they were seeing.

"TWO MASTER HANDS!" they exclaimed.

The others only sighed exasperated. Sonic suddenly landed near the hands. "So what's going on?"

"Okay everyone calm down this is my younger twin brother Crazy Hand,"

"Crazy Hand?" the newcomers all said simultaneously.

"YES! What do you want!?" the hand yelled. The new people back down. "Hold the phone I haven't seen your visages before,"

"These are the newcomers of the current tournament," Master Hand clarified.

"Oh really, then we better get introductions down Master,"

"Crazy, introductions was two months ago,"

"You said you were gonna call me," Crazy said sounding like a crying child.

"It would seem it slipped my mind," Master said very chirpy about it.

"Well then I'll have my own introductions and wont invite you. Then I'll get my own tournament, with my own fighters, my own office, and my own chair and…"

"I get it and your own life, if only any other living creature could put up with you like I have for the last thousand years,"

"Hmph," he said then snapped his fingers then everyone except Master Hand warped into the meeting hall. Everyone was dressed in their regular clothes. Everyone was a little shocked, but the veterans recovered much quickly.

"I thought only Master Hand could do that," Lucas said.

"Alright people listen and listen good. I be Crazy Hand the embodiment of destruction, while my jerk brother is the embodiment of creation. I have all the same powers as Crazy, wait I mean Master, just more destructive. Alright noobs get up here and introduce yourselves,"

Reluctantly the newcomers went up on stage.

"Lucario"

"Ike"

"You know there's a hurricane named after you, or are you named after it?" Crazy asked.

"Uh…"

"You bore me next!"

"Snake,"

"Meta Knight,"

"King Dedede,"

"Wolf,"

"Wario,"

"Uh Pit,"

"Ew, like armpit,"

"Not like that!" Pit exclaimed.

"(Diddy Kong),"

"Crazy, what are you doing you know me," Samus said. She didn't have on her suit.

"Oh really then maybe we could…"

"No, and get out my face,"

"Your Samus alright, next!"

"Toon Link,"

"Hey Young I like the new look,"

"Actually I'm Toon,"

"I guess that's just the hip young lingo now alright 'Toon' ha crazy kids," Crazy said.

"Red,"

"Like the color!"

"Yeah,"

"I hate the color red," Crazy said darkly.

At this Red chuckled nervously and got out of the gloves vision.

"Sonic The Hedgehog, but just call me Sonic,"

"I like blue though. Hey what's that behind you," Crazy said pointing. Sonic looked back to see Lucas hiding behind him.

"Its okay Lucas not like he's gonna blow you to kingdom come," Sonic said.

"Uh L-Lucas,"

"Hey little guy nice to meet you. How do like everything so far?"

"Uh…its good,"

"Just good?"

"Uh gr- I mean excellent,"

"That's great now that we all know each other you can leave," after the newcomers took their seats Ness asked a question.

"Where have you been all this time Crazy?" Ness asked.

"Master told me to take a vacation, get loose, and that's just what I did. He told me he'd call me when the new tournament started up,"

"That was two months ago," Peach said shocked. She thought that was just the rudest thing Master Hand has ever done, although no one would disagree with the idea.

"Two Months, then that means that the subspace war is over huh,"

"War?" Mario asked.

"Surely you don't think that was all subspace had to offer besides that Tabuu guy?" Crazy asked.

"What do you know that we don't Crazy?" Capt. Falcon asked.

"Lotsa stuff," Crazy said.

"Like…" Link asked trying to egg him on.

"Well I don't want to worry you guys with anything. As long as Subspace still exist we'll be A-okay,"

"Uh actually Subspace fell apart when we left," Sonic said.

Suddenly Crazy Hand stopped twitching on the spot. "W-What?"

"Subspace is no more!" Pit cheered.

"This could be…MASTER!!!" Crazy yelled flying out the doors.

Everyone could only stare at the odd show. "Well that was nice, but since matches are still canceled I'm going to take a nap," Bowser said stomping off.

"Same here," Sonic said. He wasn't allowed to leave the mansion, and since matches were canceled he didn't have much a choice on what to do.

"You've been napping all day lets do something instead Sonic," Ness said pulling him in another direction. Lucas and Lucario laughed as they followed.

"This day isn't over so why don't we just enjoy it," Ness said. This time he's leading the group.



A/N: Sorry this took sooooo long. I had major blockage on the next part. This part is a little small, but I'll update this very soon. I have not abandoned it. Just been focusing so much on my other stories.